View Full Version : What is sexy, what is sexier?
Sethomas
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:54 PM
I was browsing the profiles on the Onion personals, and I noticed that all of them have a question of the format "(blank) is sexy, (blank) is sexier". The one that I really liked was "Rousseau's Confessions is sexy, Augustine's is sexier". Too bad she didn't leave contact info :(. But, it got me thinking: what would I put for that?
My conclusion:
Smoking a bong in a thong is sexy,
Smoking a hookah in a Stuka is sexier.
Alive
Apr 24th, 2005, 01:23 AM
Chick wearing a tight shirt: sexy
Chick not wearing a tight shirt: sexier
Helm
Apr 24th, 2005, 05:59 AM
punches all around
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2005, 12:16 PM
what is going on in this thread?
Drev
Apr 24th, 2005, 04:47 PM
YOU ARE >:
eggyolk
Apr 24th, 2005, 07:13 PM
i feel so ALIVE :eek
DamnthatDavid
Apr 25th, 2005, 05:01 AM
I prefer my co-pilot raw.
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 10:33 AM
sexy http://12.41.28.254/PioneerDJ/DJM600.jpg
sexier http://www.northernsound.net/Sales/mixers/rane/ttm56.gif
Helm
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:29 PM
I'm with sexy on this one.
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Alive's avatar is sexy
Chojin's is sexier <3
DeadKennedys
Apr 25th, 2005, 10:05 PM
http://colinryan.net/funny/butt_card.jpg
eggyolk
Apr 25th, 2005, 10:19 PM
http://www.ballonfestivalzutphen.nl/koalagr.jpg
GET IN QUICK :boohoo
Dole
Apr 26th, 2005, 08:36 AM
Girl covered in Lego - sexy
Lego covered in iron filings - sexier
Chojin
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:26 AM
guitar woman is sexy
guitar woman naked is sexier haha am i right guys thats how you play it feel free to take notes
sports
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:36 AM
:confused...well that's something you don't see every day. I'm talking about the lame air-ballon thing.
soundtest
Apr 26th, 2005, 09:25 PM
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edit: bape don't ban me again this is not against the rules it is art am i right haha
Helm
Apr 27th, 2005, 08:07 AM
I like how the first one has testicles
I mean, I LOVE it
xenosoul
Apr 27th, 2005, 07:08 PM
I think those @ signs represent pubic hairs.
Helm
Apr 27th, 2005, 08:16 PM
thanks, xenosoul
Guitar Woman
Apr 28th, 2005, 03:32 PM
guitar woman is sexy
guitar woman naked is sexier haha am i right guys thats how you play it feel free to take notes
lol chojin <3
Matt Harty
Apr 29th, 2005, 12:01 PM
so bring on the pics lets see your flat chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helm
May 2nd, 2005, 09:49 AM
if you have a gross sixpack though, matt will love you
Jeanette X
May 4th, 2005, 12:13 AM
Big thick hands are sexy.
Big thick dicks are sexier.
Now I'm thinking about my ex again...
Chojin
May 4th, 2005, 02:24 AM
He's your ex now? CURSE YOU MYSPACE. CURSE YOU AND YOUR THICK-DICKED BAND OF ROUGISH NERDITRY!
I mean.
Yeah.
Sorry to hear that.
Sportsman
May 4th, 2005, 02:40 AM
:-P
Helm
May 4th, 2005, 07:37 AM
we had sports, now we have sportsman! Not the same guy, but the same level of profound hilarity in every post!
lordofd3struction
May 25th, 2005, 01:23 AM
man spider = sexy
bastard man = sexier !
kellychaos
May 25th, 2005, 04:32 PM
African-american women having stubby tails = sexy
Asian women having horizontal hoohoos = sexier
The One and Only...
May 25th, 2005, 06:45 PM
My girlfriend is sexy.
I am sexier. :)
I got tongue! Kinda a let-down from what I expected though...
Emu
May 25th, 2005, 08:22 PM
you're so lame it's unbelievable
The One and Only...
May 25th, 2005, 10:51 PM
I love it when you talk dirty to me, baby. :)
Matt Harty
May 26th, 2005, 12:51 AM
Please, we know you're a huge faggot, but for gods sakes don't take it out on Emu. I don't think he's interested.
So i'm assuming you and your gf were in a heated discussion abouted foils when she decided to romp and gave you SOME TONGUE
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http://www.howtokiss.info/images/kiss13.jpg
slipped you some TONGUE
http://mellow.techno.cz/fotky/2001/2001-08-24-doma/images/doma030.jpg
im ready for some tongue dont dissapoint me baby gimme that sweeeet tongue
http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/pad/18/guywithleica.jpg
that ones for you oao! riskay? i think not you be the judge!
The One and Only...
May 26th, 2005, 07:41 PM
Those are some fat gay guys.
maggiekarp
May 26th, 2005, 11:31 PM
OAO likes the anorexic gay men >:
http://www.alohaanime.com/doujinshi/yugioh/yugiohweb042.jpg
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