FUCK YOU ALL!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

You think god isn't real, you think you can mock everything that's good and pure! Well guess what? YOU CAN'T!!! Keep destroying the innocent! Eventually, you'll end up destroying yourself. Guess what? I'm never coming back to I-mockery again because of the likes of you liberal assholes. I'm gonna make my OWN mockery website, and it won't destroy the innocent, EITHER! So, suck on THAT, liberals! :die

[Sam]

JON CLEMENT EVERYBODY LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG HAND!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/11684.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/20040301.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/neko2002_ikegami_248.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/20040301.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/sponge.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/trainwreck2.jpg

[ziggytrix]

liberals? WTF?

[Jonathan Clement]

YES, liberals! You mock god! You support abortion, same sex marriage and drug abuse! You ruin anything that's decent and pure!

[Emu]

we're all filthy pinkos, don' tyou get it

[Sam]

YES, liberals! You mock god! You support abortion, same sex marriage and drug abuse! You ruin anything that's decent and pure!

Like good clean wholesome family values packed anime?

[Emu]

i would post some hentai but that would probably give john a boner and that would be like kicking god in his godnuts

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, give it a rest!!! VERY FEW anime's contain that stuff! Did you know that the guy at AFADD can sue you for copyright infringment?

[Emu]

ok, go e-mail him and tell him that k!!!

[executioneer]

hahahaha jonathan clement is awesome

[Supafly345]

Wow, this message board doesn't seem all that worthless suddenly.

[Chojin]

Jon, if i gave you a title, would you stay?

[Dixie]

PLEASE stay. We satanic baby eating monsters need to be taught the light of god. Teach us a lesson!!!!! That'd show us!!! Anime is all freaky and stuff. I saw the demon penis.

[Guitar Woman]

SAM <3

[nothing4buddha]

NO BITCH >: I'LL KILL YOU

[ziggytrix]

aw shit this could get good :popcorn

[Guitar Woman]

No buddah it's not what you think I swear I only like him as a friend :(

[nothing4buddha]

ok :)

[Sam]

DON'T FALL FOR IT YOU FOOL! KILL HER! >:

[Dick Tayshone]

You think god isn't real, you think you can mock everything that's good and pure! Well guess what? YOU CAN'T!!! Keep destroying the innocent! Eventually, you'll end up destroying yourself. Guess what? I'm never coming back to I-mockery again because of the likes of you liberal assholes. I'm gonna make my OWN mockery website, and it won't destroy the innocent, EITHER! So, suck on THAT, liberals! :die

That's perceptive and very interesting, Jonathan. I see that I'm rising up before dawn to respond to it. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

DON'T FALL FOR IT YOU FOOL! KILL HER! >:
:(

[Sam]

I mean aw come on don't fight now girls let's just come over to my house and hug each other and we can take off our shirts and be sexy.

[Guitar Woman]

Sounds good to me <3

[Matt Harty]

http://www.womeninmusic.org.uk/images/guitarist.jpg\

I have something to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/misfits_feature_main.jpg

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.womeninmusic.org.uk/images/guitarist.jpg\

I have something to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
http://www.student.informatik.tu-darmstadt.de/~balinov/images/retard.jpg

"HI MY NAME'S MATT HARTY AND I HATE THAT GUITAR WOMAN YES I DO OR SHOULD I SAY GUITAR MAN AM I RIGHT GUYS LOL I'M GONNA POST PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH GUITARS AND PUT RANDOM STUPID STUFF BELOW THE PICTURES EVEN THOUGH I THINK SHE'S A DUDE I'LL PORTRAY HER AS A GIRL AND THEN DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO PROOVE HOW DUMB I AM LOL HA HA"
That's my impression of you Matt, and I think many people won't be able to tell the difference.

[fungusamongus]

matt doesn't look anything like that

and you suck

[Guitar Woman]

At least I have friends on this board, unlike you you stupid unfunny waste of flesh and organs.

[ziggytrix]

At least I have friends on this board

congratulations, you win a http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/bobdylanap.jpg

[fungusamongus]

oh no

[Fahrenheit 1337]

At least I have friends on this board

congratulations, you win a http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/bobdylanap.jpg
Oh har har har you make my sides split with your boring, bland, stupid, repetetive, and annoying insults.
Now learn to make a rude comment or fucking leave.

[Emu]

stop disgracing carl sagan with your shittiness plz

[Matt Harty]

At least I have friends on this board, unlike you you stupid unfunny waste of flesh and organs.

Red Leader doesn't count, i'd like you to name them.

[Lotida]

Hey, don't make fun of Matt Harty. He has tons of friends and stuff in the real word. He might pull out his trusty cell phone and call his peeps, all the while he will be doing his girlfriend.

You'd better watch out....

[executioneer]

you cant fight in here this is the war room!

[ziggytrix]

Oh har har har you make my sides split with your boring, bland, stupid, repetetive, and annoying insults.
Now learn to make a rude comment or fucking leave.

1. It was a gag, not an insult.
2. As soon as you contribute jack or shit to these boards, you can tell me what to do.
3. Is there any truth to the rumor that you are actually Father Spaz?
4. LOL Willie

[Matt Harty]

Hey, don't make fun of Matt Harty. He has tons of friends and stuff in the real word. He might pull out his trusty cell phone and call his peeps, all the while he will be doing his girlfriend.

You'd better watch out....

Stale :rolleyes

[Brother Alex]

http://www.southern.com/BURNINGFLAGS/pics/crashsite4/danzig2.gif


"I got somethin' to say! I raped your mother today and it doesn't matter that much to me, as long as she spread!"

[Guitar Woman]

At least I have friends on this board, unlike you you stupid unfunny waste of flesh and organs.

Red Leader doesn't count, i'd like you to name them.

Ok asshole:
Chojin
MLE
drumming4buddah
Sam
Rongi
ItalianStereotype
liquidstatik
executioneer
Fahrenheit 1337

Those are people I am friends with or on friendly terms with, and as you can see, Red Leader is nowhere to be found. :rolleyes

[Emu]

putting farenheit 1337 on that list just brings all the others down :(

[pjalne]

Yeah, my monocle went straight through my monitor when I saw that.

[Guitar Woman]

I know him from graal. :P

[Chojin]

I know him as father spaz, and have banned him :<

[Guitar Woman]

Aww. :(

[Chojin]

I would also like to add that your first post on this page was kinda lame but that picture actually does look like Matt so it becomes okay again

this message brought to you by the i-mockery posting standards commission

and you are correct, no one likes fungusamongus. but instead of saying you have more friends than him, just start rambling about the good old days of ezboard and he'll know you're a vet and leave you alone. it works for the rest of us.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh come on Chojin that would be lying! :rolleyes

[Rongi]

congratulations, you win a http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/bobdylanap.jpg

bob dylan?

oh and yay i have an intarnet fren

[Lotida]

Hey, don't make fun of Matt Harty. He has tons of friends and stuff in the real word. He might pull out his trusty cell phone and call his peeps, all the while he will be doing his girlfriend.

You'd better watch out....

Stale :rolleyes

It never gets old to me!! :P

[Matt Harty]

Like I said, you reek. Reek of unoriginality.

[Supafly345]

I would be your friend guitarwoman, if you weren't so open about your retarded fanboy opinions on videogames and television. Other than them though, you are alright.

[darkvare]

i'll be everyones friend if you give me a reason too.(reason can be from 10 to 20 dollars i accept credit cards, thank you cme again).

[Sgt_Luigi]

YES, liberals! You mock god! You support abortion, same sex marriage and drug abuse! You ruin anything that's decent and pure!

Now why would a future SWAT officer want to support abortion (Which I hate so much) Same sex marriage (I'm homophobic) and drug abuse? I AM THE OPPOSITE!

[CosmoToad]

YOU BUMPED FOR THE THIRD TIME AFTER YOU WERE WARNED STOP DOING THAT NOW.