I'm going to a dance tonight with a girl. [Archive]

Emu

Apr 29th, 2005, 11:22 PM

You haven't found anyone, you're going to a dance. Going to a dance doesn't necessitate a long-term relationship.

Careful not to trip her with your penis, big guy.

Dr. Boogie

Apr 30th, 2005, 12:12 AM

Does this girl know that she's going to dance with you, or is this just another case of you misreading the signs?

AChimp

Apr 30th, 2005, 12:14 AM

Does this girl know that you recently discovered that you are gay?

The One and Only...

Apr 30th, 2005, 01:32 AM

Yes and yes.

This girl has liked me all year long, it's just that I'm just now finding her attractive. She was also the only person I told that I'm bi, excepting one other girl.

We danced... eventually I made a move and grabbed her ass, so she kissed me, and from there we just kinda pecked at each other some. It was easy to tell that she liked it. :) No frenchies yet though. :(

DeadKennedys

Apr 30th, 2005, 01:35 AM

You should run her through with your sharp rapier.

Dole

Apr 30th, 2005, 06:01 AM

Just be yourself OAO, then presumably she will injure you quite severely, and we will all be happy.

Rob

Apr 30th, 2005, 06:47 AM

:lol

Dick Tayshone

Apr 30th, 2005, 07:44 AM

Yes and yes.

This girl has liked me all year long, it's just that I'm just now finding her attractive. She was also the only person I told that I'm bi, excepting one other girl.

We danced... eventually I made a move and grabbed her ass.....

Just roundabout there I was thinking that your previous avatar must be creating havoc in your subconscious mind, but then I read your post to the end and I was happy for you. I am of the strong opinion that frenching a girl will be much more existing than frenching someone with a mustache. Please let us know. :)

OAO, just go for it man! :rock

The One and Only...

Apr 30th, 2005, 04:55 PM

Well, thanks to a crappy schedule, it looks like we won't be going out next week... including the other dance she wanted me to go with her to. :( I'll still see her some after school though. :)

Chojin

Apr 30th, 2005, 06:41 PM

Your first move probably shouldn't have been to grab her ass, because you are not nearly suave enough to have that come off as anything but creepy.

I think you should get to the bottom of this 'schedule' business. You should talk to her and FORCEFULLY DEMAND that she answer your questions. YES. THAT ONE. YOU'RE DODGING THE ISSUE. ARE WE MARRIED YET. YES OR NO.

AChimp

Apr 30th, 2005, 06:50 PM

There was probably a Gummibear on her ass like in that episode of The Simpsons.

MetalMilitia

Apr 30th, 2005, 07:43 PM

This shedule could be a one way ticket to rejection-ville. :/

The One and Only...

Apr 30th, 2005, 11:14 PM

On the schedule... it's actually all my schedule. Next week I have in-car, an AP exam, two long-term projects, and a fencing tournament. I feel kinda bad because she really wants me to go dance with her Friday. :(

She still leaves me a message on AIM everytime I'm away. It's kinda cute. :)

Emu

Apr 30th, 2005, 11:17 PM

sexyangelkitten22: hey baby i miss u

Auto Response from FencerGuy29: Off waxing my foil, will be back soon.

Skulhedface

Apr 30th, 2005, 11:41 PM

Are you a high schooler? I know tonight is my little sister's prom night.

You should be feeling pretty lucky, as most virginity is lost around prom time. And I will garrote you if you're my sister's date.

Matt Harty

May 1st, 2005, 02:55 AM

OAO's going to be one of those insanse stalkers who think every girl is in love with him. When they dig their nails in his face trying to pry him off he'll think their being kinky.

The One and Only...

May 1st, 2005, 12:41 PM

OAO's going to be one of those insanse stalkers who think every girl is in love with him. When they dig their nails in his face trying to pry him off he'll think their being kinky.

:rolleyes

adept_ninja

May 1st, 2005, 07:32 PM

sorry OAO this relationship aint gonna work out your a virgo shes a lebra you just dont mix. Its in the stars.

Matt Harty

May 1st, 2005, 09:25 PM

OAO's going to be one of those insanse stalkers who think every girl is in love with him. When they dig their nails in his face trying to pry him off he'll think their being kinky.

:rolleyes

Already been in the situation? :lol

The One and Only...

May 1st, 2005, 11:57 PM

Nah. She did say that she's not ready to bang yet. Not that I expected her to after one date...

Sam

May 1st, 2005, 11:58 PM

You did too.

Skulhedface

May 2nd, 2005, 01:57 AM

You LIE!

May 2nd, 2005, 06:12 AM

Nah. She did say that she's not ready to bang yet.

It's funny how your vocabulary suddenly lowers its standards when you're talking about girls and sex and sex with girls. I think there's some coefficient there relating to the level of your IQ and the blood inbetween your head and penis.

Helm

May 2nd, 2005, 10:48 AM

When you're about to 'bang' her, make sure to demand that she answers to the name 'Biff' during intercourse.

The One and Only...

May 2nd, 2005, 05:48 PM

Integration of advanced vocabulary has no place in the discussion of sexual relations.

Skulhedface

May 2nd, 2005, 05:50 PM

...unless you're fucking a genius.

God dammit, have you thought ANY of this through?

pjalne

May 2nd, 2005, 05:59 PM

Integration of advanced vocabulary has no place in the discussion of sexual relations.

You're a fencing robot, aren't you?

kellychaos

May 2nd, 2005, 06:00 PM

Have you tried that ass grab thing again? That was smooth.

adept_ninja

May 2nd, 2005, 07:27 PM

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME YET? ANSWER THE QUESTION

SO YOU WANT TO BANG ME YET!? TELL ME

OAO is right it doesnt work using a large vocabulary he would just confuse her

HickMan

May 2nd, 2005, 09:54 PM

OAO's school must be a gay-zone where everything happens differently.

Terra

May 2nd, 2005, 10:53 PM

The One and Only...

May 2nd, 2005, 10:56 PM

Have you tried that ass grab thing again? That was smooth.

From what I understand, she thought about kneeing me. She likes me too much to do that do, so instead she just called me a "bad boy" and kissed me. :)

Immortal Goat

May 2nd, 2005, 11:04 PM

Where does the "liking you" come into play when she had thoughts about kneeing you? Please, elaborate on your logic, because I'm fuckin baffled.

Terra

May 2nd, 2005, 11:07 PM

It's called foreplay and it gets a little rough sometimes.

The One and Only...

May 2nd, 2005, 11:07 PM

Light knee. She doesn't like anyone to touch her ass. Period.

Emu

May 2nd, 2005, 11:08 PM

So does she shit herself when she sits down or what?

Chojin

May 2nd, 2005, 11:23 PM

Light knee. She doesn't like anyone to touch her ass. Period.
This probably means she's been molested and emotionally crippled as a result. Which would explain the attraction. MYSTERY SOLVED, THE WORLD CAN CONTINUE TO REVOLVE.

Skulhedface

May 2nd, 2005, 11:58 PM

I don't know what the vet put in Terra's water today, but I'm not sure how me being overprotective lead to assumptions of inbreeding.

But then again, inbreeding=comedy gold!

The One and Only...

May 3rd, 2005, 12:16 AM

I guess I should explain that I've known this girl for a long time and we danced for quite some time before I squeezed her bottom.

ziggytrix

May 3rd, 2005, 12:27 AM

No, actually, you really SHOULDN'T. But you do anyway, and that's why we LOVE you.

Supafly345

May 3rd, 2005, 09:43 AM

Please explain, because then everything else would just fall into place.

HickMan

May 3rd, 2005, 03:40 PM

I don't understand how you can squeeze her bottom when you should be behind grinding her a good one

Helm

May 3rd, 2005, 05:23 PM

he can only get it up if he feels her ass and fantasizes about it having curly hairs on it.

kellychaos

May 3rd, 2005, 06:14 PM

Twenty bucks that sneaky uncle midnight creep was pulling back the covers and grabbin' some ass back in the day. Am I right, guys?

HickMan

May 3rd, 2005, 07:11 PM

eww

That was to helm, not you kelly.

AChimp

May 3rd, 2005, 10:14 PM

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MetalMilitia

May 3rd, 2005, 10:44 PM

:)

more pls

pjalne

May 3rd, 2005, 10:46 PM

This thread gets a gold star.

May 4th, 2005, 06:27 AM

that was a moment of perfection, AChimp.

kellychaos

May 4th, 2005, 06:07 PM

Hazzah! He doth seize the foil from betwixt her buttocks and ascends to the throne of Spanksalot.

Sergeant_Tibbs

May 4th, 2005, 06:39 PM

Achimp, can I bear your children?

Matt Harty

May 4th, 2005, 08:07 PM

lol achimp

Emu

May 4th, 2005, 08:22 PM

achimp i demand you make a webcomic

Supafly345

May 5th, 2005, 10:51 AM

Now I have to start sucking up to Achimp.

kellychaos

May 5th, 2005, 05:38 PM

The line is long. Bring some chapstick.

DamnthatDavid

May 6th, 2005, 01:55 AM

I use to own you Frassk :(

longschlongsilver

May 6th, 2005, 02:16 PM

and?

People on this forum said I would never find anyone.

HAHAHHAHAH what a FAGMUNCH!

somewhere, in the middle of germany, theres a guy.... he works at the cadbury factory.

the chocolate and fucge division. He drives a forklift.

when people say "whats your job...." he has to reply... "im a fudgepacker...."

and hes this guys lover....

rockets redglare

May 6th, 2005, 02:35 PM

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longschlongsilver

May 6th, 2005, 02:45 PM

hahahhah thats so GOOD!

i love it.

May 7th, 2005, 08:09 AM

oh my GOD

Dole

May 7th, 2005, 08:20 AM

get it long SCHLONG silver!!
'rofl'

Supafly345

May 7th, 2005, 09:16 AM

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Lotida

May 7th, 2005, 12:37 PM

that was a moment of perfection, AChimp.

I have to agree....that was funnier than hell!!
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