StarWars Crazy Hair Candy

[JessicaRose]

Hello everybody. I was a member here not long ago, but got erased into the abyss along with some others. But I'm back.
:D And I have this to post:



The other day my little brother (he's 25) brought me some very weird candy.


It's Anican Skywalker on some sort of weird tube with duck feet. It says "Crazy Hair"on it.
:huh:

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/7940/jessyskywalkercandy9es.jpg



When you twist the duck feet (it's really hard and it wants to come apart when you do it), blue goo comes out of the top where the Skywalker pops on and off. Weird.

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/1053/jessicandygoo3ee.jpg



Ew. It tastes like playdough berry ass. :P

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpg

[Deadsy]

mock wars forum =/

[JessicaRose]

Crappolla. >:

Does that mean I posted on the wrong section of the boards or something?

Dammit. I hate when people do that. Now I'm that people. :/


Alright!! Somebody get me a moderator and twenty feet of chain. We need to move this thread the hell out of Dodge before I get flamed! LOL!!

[Matt Harty]

It's ok, you're a female so every last idiotic thing you do will be forgiven.

[Chojin]

I never thought I'd see the day that I move something from Mock Wars to GB :<

[McClain]

It's ok, you're a female so every last idiotic thing you do will be forgiven.

Fuck that bitch.

[Emu]

It's ok, you're a female so every last idiotic thing you do will be forgiven.

That didn't work for Lotida or Terra.

wait :lol

[MetalMilitia]

da ladies better watch out, matt hearty is in town!

[Sacks]

It's ok, you're a female so every last idiotic thing you do will be forgiven.

Fuck that bitch.

Word.

[ziggytrix]

she reminds me of kahljorn

[adept_ninja]

Wow another wacky and zainy member of i-mockery. Your kinda like the female version of that porkchop guy but not so insanely jewish looking

[Zomboid]

I'd bone her.

[McClain]

I suggested it first.

[Helm]

we have a big stickified thread for morons like you to post stupid pictures in. You don't even need excuses like that candy or anything.

[soundtest]

:lol

[Rez]

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpghttp://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpghttp://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpg

[kellychaos]

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Yeah, but your face is turning blue!

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

[Brother Alex]

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpghttp://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpghttp://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpg

for some reason, this making me think of Andy Warhol. maybe i am just being lame again, i think that's it.

[MetalMilitia]

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/8055/ohnoos2uy.gif

:eek

ADDED

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/ohnoos3.gif

:eek :eek

[Brother Alex]

:faint

Jesus that is fucky.

[eggyolk]

wacky :rock

[Brother Alex]

that could be the cause of epilepsy in the world

[Chojin]

http://img16.echo.cx/img16/4946/images1ay.jpg

PLEASE HELP I CAN NOT SHUT UP

[JessicaRose]

Alright. I now officially love it here I think.

In fact, except for the part where that Helm fellow called me a moron, this has been a rather interstingly sublime and disturbing experience.
:)
I love those.

Plus I scored a couple flashy freaky animations of Jessi Blue Tongue!! :lol HAHAHAHAHA!!



PS I still have the candy. I haven't touched it since. Thought it might be funny to try and feed it to the dog. :P

[DeadKennedys]

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/8569/jessicandyew7vv.jpg

Such an attractive girl... >:

F

[Supafly345]

You don't use quite enough emoticons in your posts, please use more.

[JessicaRose]

:rolleyes

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/9580/jessidrevilidiots4an.jpg

I don't know, Dr. Evil. I just don't know.

[Helm]

ok ok these are your first 8 posts listen. listen. Stop using pictures, okay? Also, you have your face for your avatar than that might lead to a lot of ugly insults haha no pun intended ok? I am your friend. I will tell you how to survive around here. Also, the mst3k sig has got to go. By showing us what you like, you are leaving yourself open to insults. Ok? Right, listen ok learn to blend in don't draw attention to yourself. Then get a new avatar maybe something out of Kalvin and Hobbes? Anything that doesn't draw attention. Ok then post a lot of one-liner random stuff but not too much! Don't draw attention! maybe like 3 posts a day? When people are mocking someone, join in with the same tired results and :lol emoticons but don't overdo it and for heaven's sake don't say stuff like 'you don't belong here with us!' that's just asking for an old guy to notice you. Also when you see a guy named Carnivore post, kiss his ass he's number one around here ok? Stick with me, kid, you're going to make it.

[JessicaRose]

You're the jerkstore who called me a moron right?

Yeah ... that really makes me want to obey you. :P I never planned to be a big regular here once I saw how off-topic and generally out of control the posts seem to be, so settle down big boy. And a big ol' EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEE for posting a lameass homemade miniminimock of the terrible star wars playdough ass candy. But this is i-mockery.com and I am a huge fan of RoG. Not a big fan of you though buddy. So don't do me no favors. A-thankyou.

[Helm]

whoa missy listen wait up Im just trying to help you out here you dont want ot be caught unprepared when Carnivore gets here and your initiation starts i'm just giving you the knowledge and you have to put it to good use you hear don't be fooled ROG is only small fry around here he might be hot stuff about this site i.mockery.com but this is i.mockery.net and carnivore, esuholim and BAPE run a tight ship let me tell you! so! . Look, listen, you don't want to get on my bad side either not to toot my own horn but check my join date! it's WRONG! I haven't been here since 2003 ive been here since the OLD BOARDS (the ezboards haha theyre still around and only real mockers can post in them, GIGH FOREVER )my influence goes deep i could get you banned i mean if i WANTED so you listen to me i didn't survive this long by talking back missy ok ok?

[JessicaRose]

Did you just threaten to have me banned?! That's classic.

So is this thread qualified to be moved back to Mock Wars now? lol

(RoG a small fry here? Dammit. <sigh> )


Let me see if I get this straight:

Don't stand out. Just make short post with only a smiley or two at most. It is best apparently to be totally off topic. Pretty much just laugh or make a one or two word replies agreeing with what others are saying. Don't get on Helm's bad side or he'll have you banned.

Is that right?

That doesn't sound like much fun. :/

[Helm]

yeah im sorry thats just how it works around here

[JessicaRose]

Well alright. I took your advice on the avatar ... (except I substituted Dr. Evil for Calvin and Mr. Bigglesworths for Hobbs) but I'm sorry, the sig stays. I have to put my virtual foot down on that one. I find it clever and appropriate for a mockery website. It is as if they are pointing and mocking whatever I post. <waves to Joel and Bots> :)

[Helm]

maybe you didn't understand me. Either the sig goes, or you're banned.

[JessicaRose]

Well, considering that larger, brighter, and even animated sig banners I've seen on this site ... I'd say that's a triffle unfair. I have my principles. Go ahead and ban me then. But I'd like to request an 'official' PM on the matter from the mod you ask to do it. Thank you.

[Matt Harty]

jessica rose id watch my step your dealing with Helm here now hes been nice to help you make it through the newbie process but youre about to summon his wrath and you dont want to be banned do you ??

what a dumb bitch just ban her

[JessicaRose]

You call that nice? Damn.

I'm sorry if he isn't a MST3K fan, and that he totally got this thread way off topic and turned it into a "Jessi You're Not Doing This Right" thread instead ... but I like my sig banner and if there was a policy on them, or if other members weren't running around flaunting louder ones, I'd be more than happy to oblidge.

[ziggytrix]

Yeah, that's nice Helm. Believe me you don't wanna see angry Helm. Actually, no one sees angry Helm, you just read about it in the papers the next day and say "tut, tut what a waste."

I hope innuendo isn't lost on you, for your sake. :(

[Matt Harty]

jessica alot of people dont like you right now because of your sig and avatars you dont know it cause its kinda on the low now you know the rumour mill but once it comes out your going to be attacked nice helm is trying to help you out for your own good but angry helm is going to ban you because you arent listening to the truth but either way its for the best if your banned you wont need to feel the wrath of the harsher members who hate you already

lol did you guys here what she said about her sig its like theyre mocking her posts oh my god what a douche am i right

[JessicaRose]

jessica alot of people dont like you right now because of your sig and avatars
Do they hate all the people with sig banners?
And now, what is wrong with Dr. Evil? You people are really hard to please.

Threatening to ban me isn't really the end of the world. I am asking myself right now why I would want to be part of a website where members are allowed to make such unprovoked personal attacks anyhow? I could understand if it was a game between a few posters, tossing insults back and forth, but as a way to welcome new members? Good heavens. Way to make a first impression on fans of the website who decided to finally check out the forums.

[sspadowsky]

:bestthread

[Rez]

i think i have a new sig myself.

it was just going to be something theived again from somethingawful because i hate the mars volta too, but this...girl, has some quality oneliners.

[Helm]

that's it youre banned cant say i didn't warn you

[Zomboid]

WUH-OH! :lol

[JessicaRose]

<closes her eyes> Hmm .. nothing yet. Oh well.

I do plan to ask a moderator to close this thread though ... it is so far off topic from what I was orginally going for, it's sad.

[Zomboid]

OMG YOU TOOK AWAY YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND WEBSITE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POSTS!!!:o

[JessicaRose]

Mamma didn't raise no fool. ;)

I don't want outside contact with anybody I've met on here so far as I can tell.

[ItalianStereotype]

http://img141.echo.cx/img141/5788/caponstump9za.jpg
"Here is Capricious in costume doing something she does well~sneaking about!"

I'd tell you what a fucking dork you are, but that'd probably be like telling a retard he's drooling on himself.

[rockets redglare]

I would just like to interject here and express my extreme dislike for popular fiction writer Stephen King

[adept_ninja]

I would just like to interject here and express my extreme dislike for popular fiction writer Stephen King

I would have to disagree Stephen King has produced some very good works but his peices of late are quite lacking I must say, but I respect your opinion

[Helm]

ROG THE BAN BUTTON IS BROKEN!

[Chojin]

Thread unlocked. Don't post peoples' contact info if they want it removed unless they really deserve it. You'll know if they deserve it because I'll do it first.

-PARAGON OF JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS, CHOJIN

[MetalMilitia]

Do they hate all the people with sig banners?

yes i think so :(

[Zomboid]

Thread unlocked. Don't post peoples' contact info if they want it removed unless they really deserve it. You'll know if they deserve it because I'll do it first.

-PARAGON OF JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS, CHOJIN

FINE. Did you browse the website first though? There were pictures of one of her femmy male friends dressed up like wonder woman :/

THANKS AGAIN FOR CALLING MY ATTENTION TO THAT, ITALIAN!

[Supafly345]

Damn, I missed it?

[Carnivore]

Helm, does it really, really get to you that people like Mock, Protoclown, Spadowsky, McClain and other vets like and respect me, still ask me to come back to Virginia (Mock, that is) and hang out? Does it just eat at you that when I joined this board five long years ago, I "escaped initiation" and was never given my beatdown? It really fascinates me. We're not so different in so far as we can both be exceedingly arrogant and condescending (although you have the goods to back it up, of course :rolleyes) and yet you find it necessary to try to lock horns with me at every opportunity. Are you jealous because you'll never truly understand the gigh? Please explain.

[Helm]

haha ok man here's the deal

I'm sure you're a great guy in real life. I mean, as great as a guy that religiously listens to Creed can be. My beef is with your board persona. You use the term 'vets', and you aren't sarcastic. You're trying to measure your i-mockery cock against mine (dude, I'm greek), and bragging about never having to had taken a 'beatdown'. All that is crap. Who gives a fuck about any of that stuff, man? You're contributing to this elitist mindset that really doesn't do any good at all around here. But as far as I can tell, you haven't posted one thing that I've found funny, informative or just not horribly concieted in years. Besides in the world of warcraft thread, where you post like a regular nerd. You're the perfect example of everything that's wrong about some of the old people around here.

But it's true, there's uh, a deeper reason than those for the way I've been acting. I've been around for a lot of years as well, and I remember the first time I read the PYPH thread. The first picture I posted of myself, Chojin, a few days before I had to face him in the digital battlefield to do survive my initiation!, said something like 'you look like Carnivore', so I looked for a picture of you and I must say, I um... I fell in love with you the right moment I saw you. There. I said it. I'm in love with you. When I look at your pictures I cannot resist touching myself. I find you simply irresistable. In fact, I couldn't help myself, I got this to remind me of you

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/gigh.png

now all I have to do is run my fingers over the hurting, porous skin and I can be with you, just for a simple time, a moment of pure gigh. Please return my phonecalls again. Please don't deny me I can't do without the gigh

[glowbelly]

what is gigh?

i swear i'm the most clueless person ever invented. :(

[kellychaos]

Am I right, gighs?

[pjalne]

Hey, wait, shouldn't this thread be in the food forum? Better pack your bags again, Jessica.

[Helm]

what is gigh?

i swear i'm the most clueless person ever invented. :(

Carnivore was going on about how the new guys around here are crap and he wanted to say 'your posts aren't of high quality' and he said 'gigh quality' and I've been throwing that back at him as much as I can.

[glowbelly]

i see that i don't spend nearly enough time here

[Carnivore]

You're Greek? Is that supposed to mean something? If you said you were Black, I'd get it, but Greek?

I'm sorry that the boards were better way back when. I'm sorry we don't have people on the level of Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger, and others. Even our "villains" suck now! What ever happened to TheKapn? I'm sorry that it offends you that I point this out from time to time, although not nearly so much as I used to when this decline (in my eyes) started. I never bragged about escaping a newbie beating. You made reference to that a while back, not me. And finally, I apologize for not entertaining you, because that was my goal all along. I've failed to make you laugh, so the past five years have been utterly wasted.

Although, the fact that I make you hot kinda makes me hot too :orgasm

And damn you, Mockery, for circulating the fallacy that I like Creed all those years ago.

[Helm]

Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger
Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger
Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger
Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger
Agent Burdock, Miss Emma, Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Jaeger

that's all you post about lately, honestly. Want better boards? Do something about it. Mock someone to hilarious result. Post funny or interesting stuff. Don't just moan and be all UGH UGH SEAL OF MALEVOLENCE UGH UGH AGENT BURDOCK MISS EMMA ( she was pretty ) CHERRY JAEGER!!!

[Chojin]

Honestly out of those people Burdock, Cherry, and Jaeger were the only witty sarcastic people. And even so, I think we have members that fit their roles and then some now. :o

Not to say that emma and brian weren't cool, but they didn't contribute to this perceived VET STYLE either.

[Carnivore]

What about TheKapn? Have you nothing to say about dear, departed Leslie?

[ziggytrix]

sometimes being a vet is sad
http://www.lumika.org/cuba/thumbnails/veteran.jpg

[Emu]

Cherry Jaeger sounds like a fruit snack :yum

[Chojin]

We have a guy in GB right now who is right up there with Kapn. Also, Vinth was a quality replacement for him.

[Lotida]

I wish I could long for the "good ole days"... Things were so much better then.

*sigh*

[Chojin]

Helm if you make me a gif of that Gigh tattoo I'll make it an emoticon

:gigh
Everyone praise Helm for this awesome new addition!

[Lotida]

WOW! That is a very :gigh quality emoticon!!

I like it!! :) :doublethumbsup

[Helm]

the level of :gigh in this thread just went off-scale

[Carnivore]

Never has a typo engendered something of such amazing, :gigh quality!

[Emu]

This is the :gigh iest thread yet.

[Carnivore]

That's gighest, not gighiest. Dumbass >:

[Emu]

fuck >:

[Carnivore]

It's okay. You're forgiven.

I must that the G in :gigh kinda looks like an L.

[thebiggameover]

damit! thanks for chasing off my interweb tail! now ill never lose my v.... get laid!!
>:

[Lotida]

It's okay. You're forgiven.

I must that the G in :gigh kinda looks like an L.


I must that the?? What the hell are you trying to say here?? We can't make every fuck-up you say an emoticon. Think before you type dumbass!! >:

[Carnivore]

I must say that it looks like an L.

I'm going to let you get away with that one because it was actually pretty good.

[Terra]

damit! thanks for chasing off my interweb tail! now ill never lose my v.... get laid!!
>:

Well if your here your not there get my meaning yuk yuk am I right fellas you got to use your hands for other things besides typing and virginity is just a state of mind if you get my drift but since we are all manly men we can get laid anytime we want isn't that right because we are vets and we take what we want and don't give any back hey has anybody seen what a pussy looks like around here besides the women I am so lost /image:/

[Zomboid]

How long've you been back?:O

[adept_ninja]

more important when are you going to leave again?

[kellychaos]

damit! thanks for chasing off my interweb tail! now ill never lose my v.... get laid!!
>:

Well if your here your not there get my meaning yuk yuk am I right fellas you got to use your hands for other things besides typing and virginity is just a state of mind if you get my drift but since we are all manly men we can get laid anytime we want isn't that right because we are vets and we take what we want and don't give any back hey has anybody seen what a pussy looks like around here besides the women I am so lost /image:/

It's a gigh thing. You wouldn't understand.

[MetalMilitia]

I must that the?? What the hell are you trying to say here?? We can't make every fuck-up you say an emoticon. Think before you type dumbass!! >:

I think lotida is comming down with a case of readleader-itus :eek

[glowbelly]

nah. she's just bitchy because the doctors botched her booby job.

[Lotida]

You call that bitchy? I was being nice!! :)

[Lotida]

I think lotida is comming down with a case of readleader-itus :eek

Are you crazy? I wasn't being mean!! >: Hellooooooooo...it's a messageboard. Does anyone really take any of this crap seriously??? I'm sure Carnivore is a very nice person in real life. In fact, I'm sure most of the people are very nice....I stress the word MOST! :/

[Carnivore]

I'm the nicest guy on the planet... if you're not a piece of crap.

[Lotida]

I'm the nicest guy on the planet... if you're not a piece of crap.

Then you'd be sweeter than pie to me!!


MM....looks like your fucked! :)

[Matt Harty]

In case you didn't notice Lotida, you reek of feces and trash.

[Dole]

feces and trash,
feces and trash,
gonna make me a shack of feces and trash.

[Lotida]

In case you didn't notice Lotida, you reek of feces and trash.

Matt, if that were the case I can always bathe. You on the other hand will always look like that round headed freaky Hobbit from Lord of the Ring!! Life sure is Grand! :)

Carry on little one....

[Matt Harty]

Oh no the stench you carry can't be washed off.

[soundtest]

haha nicely played i thought you were a goner

[FS]

In case you didn't notice Lotida, you reek of feces and trash.

Matt, if that were the case I can always bathe. You on the other hand will always look like that round headed freaky Hobbit from Lord of the Ring!! Life sure is Grand! :)

Carry on little one....

ACTUALLY it's Lord of the Rings. So I guess you FAILED.

[Lotida]

ACTUALLY it's Lord of the Rings. So I guess you FAILED.

You're REALLY reaching now FS. Is that the best you can do...if so, I don't really think it is I who failed. Keep the dream alive!! :)

[Matt Harty]

Ending my posts with smile emoticons makes me look less insulted! :) :) :)

[Lotida]

I am not trying to insult you Matty Boy!! Whatever would make you think that??? :) :)

[MetalMilitia]

well to be fair this is a MOCKING forum

[Helm]

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