Back to Apologize (And kiss some ass)

[The Whackmiester]

Hello everyone, it's me again. The Whackmiester (Or Severed Nutsack, if you prefer.) I'm back because today I was thinking that there are some people I must have *really* hurt during my time here. So I thought I'd come back and apologize. When I am done apologizing, maybe I'll stay and face your unbridled wrath, I dunno. redleader01 looks like he could collapse any minute, and you're gonna need a replacement, am I right? Of course I am.

Going a bit off topic, in all fairness people should be warned that they're going to feel a cold hammer to the skull when they register here. That said, let the bum kissing begin.

mburbank
I had no idea that my name offended him so much. Sorry man. If I could, I'd actually change it to Severed Nutsack. Ah well, what are ya gonna do?
Like many others, I also made some lewd comments about your mother. Sorry.
I also tried to get you banned for Homophobia. Sorry about that too.
And I accused you of supporting Terrorism. Now that was probably going a bit too far over the line, don't you think? Yeah, sorry about that too.

Cosmo Elextrolux
Tried to get you banned too. Also sorry about that.

Bape
I called you an Elitist Bitch. Ouch... that's gonna sting for a while. Truly Sorry about that.

Mr. Oysterhead
I called you a 10-year old myg0t kid. Now that was just wrong. I can only imagine how pissed off you must be to have been compared to a myg0t prick. Sorry.

AChimp
Accused you of being a myg0t prick, like Mr.Oysterhead. Same stuff as I said above, bad-a-boom, bad-a-bing.

shyandquietguy
Accused you of hacking. Whoops! Shoulda known it was the Admins that were making the shit hit the fan. Uhh... Sorry?

Chojin
Called you a lying whore. Dunno if it hurt or not, but sorry if it did.

But I will most certainly NOT apologize to Karl Hungus! He was spamming/post whoring! All (s)he ever said was "Banned." Now tell me, is that very creative? No, I think not.

But I really owe an apology to Mockery. Even though (s)he slandered me, I tried to fight back with my "I-Mockery Forums = Hackers and Bullies" posts all over the internet. Those are probably a real thorn in the side. But don't worry, consider those posts gone.

And Bape, if at all possible, could you forcibly change my username to "Severed Nutsack" Please? Thanks, God Bless you.

Now, I think I'll take my leave... unless you'd have me stick around and be redleader01's replacement? Whatever your desicion is, God Forgive/Bless/Keep I-Mockery.

Ps: And I am aware of your tinkering of my final post. Don't bother bringing that up. And you can stop trying to make me look like a racist, this is I-Mockery, not I-Slander, now is it? No. You could change the name from "Biggest Racist Here" to "Horribly Decomposed Severed Crotch" That said, I will S T F U as you will most likely instruct.

Edit: Whoops, almost forgot: Called Dole a coward and a bully. Sorry about that man. If you want to flame n00bs, I am no position to stop you.

[Emu]

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[The Whackmiester]

Erm... the one at ADGBC can't be deleted because it would be a blow to the post counts of many users and would really piss them off. Don't worry, it'll never be bumped because it's locked. Down to Davey Jones' Locker with it!

[Evil Robot]

"Hi I'm back" threads are the same as "Hi i'm new" threads. BANNED.

[The Whackmiester]

"Hi I'm back" threads are the same as "Hi i'm new" threads. BANNED.

I thank you for the warm welcome. Go get me a cup of acid and my spiked chair, would ya?

[Lotida]

HUH?

[Emu]

He's under the mistaken impression that we purposely give people a hard time because it's some kind of initiation into the clique or something.

[The Whackmiester]

He's under the mistaken impression that we purposely give people a hard time because it's some kind of initiation into the clique or something.

So you're saying

1. Either they were hazing, not slandering

or

2. they were slandering, not hazing.

Dude, mission accomplished, I am confused.

[Evil Robot]

Are you comming on to me? Listen you drano huffing burnout, your opinions are worthless here.

[Emu]

There's no "hazing" here. Either you suck or you don't.

Of course, if you're a chick it doesn't matter.

[The Whackmiester]

Are you comming on to me? Listen you drano huffing burnout, your opinions are worthless here.

Yes, yes, I appreciate the warm welcome. Move along, please. I've got other bats to the skull to take.

NEXT!!!

[Lotida]

I hope this is a joke! >:

[The Whackmiester]

There's no "hazing" here. Either you suck or you don't.

Of course, if you're a chick it doesn't matter.

Okay, you had you're fun, move along now. Leave some brain cells for other people to damage.

[Evil Robot]

I don't think you understand, you will not be taking any more abuse here since you will be leaving.

[The Whackmiester]

I don't think you understand, you will not be taking any more abuse here since you will be leaving.

Says you? Go away kid, you bother me.

[Evil Robot]

I AM THE SUPREME FUCKING LORD. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Shyandquietguy]

Crap man, you're as deluded as The Tick.

PS: We got hacked, so you're to blame you fucking lying two-timing hacker.

This post is towards whackmiester. The fucking hacker.

[Lotida]

I am not amused.....

>:

[The Whackmiester]

Crap man, you're as deluded as The Tick.

PS: We got hacked, so you're to blame you fucking lying two-timing hacker.

This post is towards whackmiester. The fucking hacker.

Heh, I wish I had the intelligence to hack. I can't even hack a game, let alone a website.

But look on the bright side. The hackings were wake-up calls. Now the boards are patched and secure.

[The Whackmiester]

I AM THE SUPREME FUCKING LORD. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT.

You're the guy who stands at street corners and wears that cardboard sign that says "The end is coming" aren't you?

[Terra]

God.

I love you girl.

:bow

[Emu]

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[The Whackmiester]

God.

I love you girl.

:bow

Didn't feel nothin' there. That "Biggest Racist" thing made me very numb.

[Shyandquietguy]

Heh, I wish I had the intelligence to hack. I can't even hack a game, let alone a website.

But look on the bright side. The hackings were wake-up calls. Now the boards are patched and secure.

Gee, what a subtle way of lying.

[The Whackmiester]

Heh, I wish I had the intelligence to hack. I can't even hack a game, let alone a website.

But look on the bright side. The hackings were wake-up calls. Now the boards are patched and secure.

Gee, what a subtle way of lying.

Okay, you got me. I was so blinded by rage that I spent the last two months plotting my revenge, teaching myself how to hack, so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point. Now I must go back to my secret lair and plot more twisted schemes of vengeance. Hell, maybe I'll create a virus that turns your hard-drive into swiss cheese. [/sarcasm]

[Emu]

Would you honestly think that someone who would willfully call themself "severed nutsack" would ever have the patience needed to hack a message board?

[Shyandquietguy]

Gee, what a subtle way of lying.

Okay, you got me. I was so blinded by rage that I spent the last two months plotting my revenge, teaching myself how to hack, so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point. Now I must go back to my secret lair and plot more twisted schemes of vengeance. Hell, maybe I'll create a virus that turns your hard-drive into swiss cheese. [/sarcasm]

Don't fucking be sarcastic with me you little bitch.

[Evil Robot]

Now the boards are patched and secure.
I agree that he's lying. This was something the "hacker" had said. Are you going to now tell me that we were lucky you don't have malicious intent?

[The Whackmiester]

Gee, what a subtle way of lying.

Okay, you got me. I was so blinded by rage that I spent the last two months plotting my revenge, teaching myself how to hack, so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point. Now I must go back to my secret lair and plot more twisted schemes of vengeance. Hell, maybe I'll create a virus that turns your hard-drive into swiss cheese. [/sarcasm]

Don't fucking be sarcastic with me you little bitch.

Yes, Boss. [/sarcasm]

[Emu]

I SMELL A MOCK WAR

[Shyandquietguy]

Yes, Boss. [/sarcasm]
You think that's funny? Pretty fucking typical of someone who'd blame someone else for having their forum account hacked.

[Studio8]

Welcome back!

[Chojin]

Whackmeister, as a person who has had their nutsack severed in a playground accident when I was but seven years of age, I feel the need to inform you how deeply you have hurt me personally and brought back painful memories thought long forgotten. I'm afraid no amount of apology will heal this wound, nor stop the phantom tingling I currently receive from the better half of my long-departed pair.

Curse you. Curse you and your racism, your hacking, your lies, your tongue-in-cheek apololgies, and your debasement of the testicularly-handicapped. I feel no reason to go on living after I read your post. Goodbye forever.

[Sportsman]

it would seem that "George Fansisco (whack)" was showered with saltwater. Brutal

Next contestant please.

[FS]

No Whackmiester, your old thread isn't getting deleted.

[Helm]

Jesus look what you made Chojin do!

[rockets redglare]

... so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point.

Convenient that you knew the exact number of times the board was hacked, isn't it? More like Hacked Nutsack

[Geggy]

Hey, easy on the sarcasm there, whack. You know we don't tolerate these kind of things around here so please apologize before you get yourself permanently banned.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't recall ever seeing anyone with the name "whackmeister" on the board, so I'm clueless as to why he or she would try to have me banned...

[Dole]

There is 'nerdy',
then there is 'loser',
then there is 'complete fucking loser',
then there is 'utter loser who really spends too much time thinking about a message board he was on for a couple of minutes at most',
and THEN there is 'the whackmiester' [sic].

[MetalMilitia]

I don't recall ever seeing anyone with the name "whackmeister" on the board, so I'm clueless as to why he or she would try to have me banned...

Paerhaps this will refresh your memory

http://www.uri.edu/personal/mwei8418/kkk.jpg

[ziggytrix]

I liked indignant Whackmeister better than servile Whackmeister. This is terrible. :(

[sspadowsky]

Chojin, before you do yourself in, would you go ahead and ban Whacky, please? Thanks a bunch.

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin, no! You're too awesome to die! :tear

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't recall ever seeing anyone with the name "whackmeister" on the board, so I'm clueless as to why he or she would try to have me banned...

Paerhaps this will refresh your memory

http://www.uri.edu/personal/mwei8418/kkk.jpg

um, yeah....I'm still lost. I was to be banned someone posted a pic of an asshole?

[rockets redglare]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17083

Basically he pmed Rog with a list of people that should have been banned for calling him a silly faggot

[HickMan]

He's got a http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Whackmiester/SeveredNutsackSig.jpg :eek

[Rongi]

this too sad to be funny

[Chojin]

Guys I am still alive but for how long I cannot tell rest assured I will be deading myself soon should I not have an epiphany of true hope.

[Rez]

edit: moved.

[Chojin]

Guys if you can't stay on topic i might end it all that much sooner guys guys

[Lotida]

If you feel like it's something you must do......

[Studio8]

Welcome back!