Last Poster Wins

[kellychaos]

So far, I am in the lead.

[ziggytrix]

I hope a mod locks this thread and posts "I win." :(

[kellychaos]

Only a rapscallion and cheating scoundrel would dare such villiany!

[Emu]

asgddg

[HickMan]

WINNER RIGHT HERE LOL

[sports]

Only a rapscallion and cheating scoundrel would dare such villiany!

:( why can't you just leave and take some comedy lessions or something?

[MetalMilitia]

haha sports told you to take comedy lessons

[Emu]

jjjjj

[sports]

haha sports told you to take comedy lessons

:) low five.

[thebiggameover]

:flagninja

[HickMan]

:flagninja loo

[Chojin]

i fixed it - rog had another emoticon in the description of this emoticon. ("Flag ninja :(")

[kellychaos]

Can you feel the love as I screw you all again? Winner by unanimous decision!!

P.S. Look ma, no comedy lesions!

[Rongi]

:flagninja

[Guitar Woman]

I'm so gonna win this.

[kellychaos]

Sorry, kraut.

[Emu]

:themoreyouknow

[Guitar Woman]

Sorry, kraut.
Schraube dich! *SLAP*

[sports]

Winner by unanimous decision!!

:fu

[Emu]

Sorry, kraut.
Kein oh-sie nicht! *SLAP*

[Guitar Woman]

After this I'm going to only post in German in this thread. :P

[MetalMilitia]

THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP!

[Guitar Woman]

Bitte.

[Matt Harty]

The posts in the duck duck goose thread are of better quality than this.

[Guitar Woman]

dann aufgeben dort stattdessen. >:

[Emu]

matt harty the guy on the trix yogurt commercial with the gay guitar reminds me of you lol j/k

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, I'm going to break character for a second here. What do we get if we win?

[thebiggameover]

you dont win anything because i win...

:aok

[Matt Harty]

emu go on aim plz so i can e-punch you in the face

[Guitar Woman]

Nicht so schnell BGO!

[MetalMilitia]

Achtung!

[sports]

Nicht so schnell BGO!

Alrighty then, thanks for the heads up.

:) i'm kidding, i have no idea what you said.

[AngPur]

This thread is mind numbing... (but I might win!)

[Skulhedface]

victory is mine

[rockets redglare]

I'm pretty sure your post has to be in english for it to count

[AngPur]

Does Engrish count?

I CRAIM VICTOLY!

[ziggytrix]

actually i wouldn't mind if a mod just locked this whole damn forum.

[sports]

Engrish never counts in anything pal.

[kellychaos]

No end in sight but I like my chances.

[sports]

No end in sight but I like my chances.

Why can't you take classes of how not to be annoying? Damn. :(

[kellychaos]

Why can't you take classes in losing gracefully?

damn!

[Matt Harty]

Why can't you take classes of how not to be annoying? Damn.

Don't speak to Kellychaos like that, you incredible bore. :posh

[MetalMilitia]

I had a totally awsome idea...

THE NEXT PERSON TO POST AFTER ME IS A MASSIVE GAY-HOLE!




win!

[EisigerBiskuit]

I'll see you in second place, losers!

[sports]

:) HEY! HEY! HEY!

[Emu]

MetalMilitia's post carries over onto sports.

[AngPur]

MetalMilitia's post carries over onto sports.

Motion seconded. Motion passes.

[sports]

MetalMilitia's post carries over onto sports.

I call Bull Shit on that.

[AngPur]

Sports, your dad said go mow the lawn. Don't forget to trim. :)

Do I win then?

[sports]

Don't forget to trim.

:eek I forgot to trim the lawn! Noooooooooooooooo.

[Matt Harty]

Trim your bush to put more attention on your tree!

[Guitar Woman]

:bestthread

[Skulhedface]

I think I'll let Guitar Woman win because I like her.

...aaw fuck.

[kellychaos]

From the mighty depths, a new hero emerges ...

[AngPur]

...but can he defeat the other posters?

[Guitar Woman]

Nien.

EDIT: I'm going to once again break character to nominate this thread for stickydom.

[pjalne]

Wait, aren't you German? Or was that just a joke?

[Guitar Woman]

No, I'm dead serious.

[pjalne]

It's 'nein'.

[MetalMilitia]

wait didn't i already win this therad like 2 pages back?

[Skulhedface]

Nope.

[Emu]

It's 'nein'.

:lol

Deine fussen ist sehr schon. ;<

[executioneer]

i think i know what that last word means :x

[thebiggameover]

s c o k s .....

[Emu]

3333333

[rockets redglare]

999nein999

[pjalne]

i think i know what that last word means :x

It means 'already'. It's supposed to be 'beautiful', though. I guess you guys don't have umlaut on your keyboards, since you don't really need it all that often.

[ziggytrix]

lol @ umlats

i had an omelet on my keyboard the other weekend...

[kellychaos]

In Poseidon's name, I command this thread.

[MetalMilitia]

ü german keyboards make the best smilies i think

[Matt Harty]

:3

[thebiggameover]

lalalalala...

[Emu]

$_$

[Lotida]

This is the thread that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friends!
Someone replied to it, not knowing what it was
And they'll just keep replying to it simply just because...

[Guitar Woman]

It's 'nein'.
Oops, I was thinking "i before e except after c."
:(

[rockets redglare]

I contend that you are a german impostor

[Guitar Woman]

And I contend that you are a retard that only knows one language

[Guitar Woman]

Also if I were an imposter I'd be using babelfish and everything I said would be gibberish.

[MetalMilitia]

rockets redglare is worth 10 guitar womans

[Guitar Woman]

And Metal Militia is worth a stupid British kid that plays Runescape.

[executioneer]

what is this constant obsession with the exchange rate of posters you guys are you planning on trading or something

[ziggytrix]

J'aime le jambon.

[AngPur]

J'aime le jambon.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/eth21w.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/eth21w.jpg

[ziggytrix]

J'aime des pommes de terre.

[thebiggameover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/eth21w.jpg

you could have done better than that...
:/

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/eth21w.jpg

[sports]

:) hey guys, what's hanging?

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/eth21w2.jpg

[sports]

:( ah man.

[thebiggameover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/eth21w2.jpg

thats better...

[Skulhedface]

BOOM!

TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN!

[Rongi]

hey hey hey

how do you like me how do you like me?

[kellychaos]

Je voudrais que vous fermiez la baise.

[ziggytrix]

Oh lÃ* lÃ*!

[MetalMilitia]

ceci est traduit par espoir de poissons de Babel unique notices

[Matt Harty]

JE NE PAS DE GUITAR WOMAN

[Guitar Woman]

FRENCH >:

[kellychaos]

Go, Speed Racer, go!

http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/s3.jpg

[sports]

*crash*

Is this the end of speed racer? Yes, yes it is. :)

[MetalMilitia]

*crash*

is this the end of sports? Yes, i hope it is/ :)

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/beevsspider.jpg

[Matt Harty]

LOOKS FAMILIAR

[kellychaos]

You're a complete bastard.


j/k :lol

[Matt Harty]

:lol high five

[ziggytrix]

high five more dead than alive

[kellychaos]

Down low. Baby, you got soul.

[Sam]

high five more dead than alive

rocking the plastic like a man from the Catskills

[Rongi]

TURN THAT SHIT OFF

Get the otha record. Damn.

[Skulhedface]

he just smiled and gave me a vegimite sandwich, and he said;

"I come from a land down under!"

[Matt Harty]

i cum into books giving life to words

[MetalMilitia]

Marmite >:

[Rongi]

What about those who swing both ways? You know, ACDC.

[Guitar Woman]

Post

[kellychaos]

That brings to light a metaphysical question. Is a post with the words "Post" in it really a post at all? Isn't it merely a labeling of a known entity? Pointing to the sky and saying, "God!"

You're a complete cunt and you lose this contest anyway.

J/K High five :lol

[sports]

>: I win, losers.

[Emu]

The contest has officially ended. Thanks for playing!

[AngPur]

Emu, that seems like solid logic. I guess you win as you were the last to post and... shit. Sorry to ruin that. My bad.

[Guitar Woman]

You, madame, are an absolute cunt.

[AngPur]

Madame?! >: Yo, I gotta Y chromosome over here!

[kellychaos]

Sauerkunt smells like cabbage.

[Guitar Woman]

Madame?! >: Yo, I gotta Y chromosome over here!
Then why is there an old woman in your avatar? :/

[rockets redglare]

I believe it's for comedic effect
I also believe that Kellychaos is not, in fact, a tiger

[pjalne]

Haha

[kellychaos]

I DO think Chojin is an anime character. >:

Later losers. :)

[kellychaos]

You people just aren't trying. >:

I am in the lead again, btw. :bump

[Guitar Woman]

I believe it's for comedic effect
No, I don't think so. Usually a comedic effect is supposed to be funny. :/

[rockets redglare]

usually

[Emu]

ghd

[AngPur]

I believe it's for comedic effect
No, I don't think so. Usually a comedic effect is supposed to be funny. :/

So then, are you going to argue that I actually am a woman?

[Guitar Woman]

Change "woman" to "retard" in your sentence and you're dead on the money.

[rockets redglare]

guitar retard is right

[Guitar Woman]

Always have to be the center of attention, don't ya rr?

[rockets redglare]

Yarr indeed

[kellychaos]

Guitar woman is not in tune.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:)

[Chojin]

AngPur is out of the running!

[kellychaos]

"Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
me! You would play upon me; you would seem to know
my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my
mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to
the top of my compass: and there is much music,
excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot
you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am
easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you
cannot play upon me."

>:

[ImAnUglyGirl]

Am I winning now?

[Emu]

no

[Guitar Woman]

Yarr indeed
rr as in rockets redglare. Idiot.

[MetalMilitia]

YARR!

[Guitar Woman]

YARR THIS THREAD NOW BE THE OFFICIAL PIRATE THREAD YARR MATEYS :pirate :pirate :pirate

[Skulhedface]

hey guys

[Guitar Woman]

YARR GET OUT O' ERE YA NON-PIRATE-TALKING LANDLUBBER!

[Matt Harty]

Jesus christ shut up.

[kellychaos]

Huzzah!

[kellychaos]

Winning by a nose!

http://www.locateadoc.com/images/gallery/img2159before2.jpg

[Skulhedface]

omg

[kellychaos]

Quit picking on me! >:

[Skulhedface]

picking?

winning by a nose?

picking a nose?

hahaha i get it

[Matt Harty]

lol high five kellychaos ;D

[kellychaos]

I'm looking down my nose at all you losers. Once again, the road to victory is mine.

[Skulhedface]

food folks and fun!

[sports]

*WINNER*


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>:

[Matt Harty]

bitches you all just lost

[Skulhedface]

I...

I just diiiiiiiiied in your aaaaaarms

toniiiiiiiiight

[MetalMilitia]

Hey I just though, an i is basically just a ! upside down. I wonder why that is.

[Skulhedface]

Because Mexicans use punctuation too.

[MetalMilitia]

Quit trying to muscle in on my winning of this thread >:

[sports]

Double M...I have won...so quit trying to win fool. F-O-O-L.

[Skulhedface]

Ghosts can't win posting contests, stupid.

What are we gonna put the medal on, a blob of protoplasm?

[sports]

What are we gonna put the medal on, a blob of protoplasm?

>: yes, you blabbing fool!

[Skulhedface]

To hell with that. The undead can't participate.

I'm still the winner.

[kellychaos]

There zombie only one.

[Esuohlim]

Hey I remember when I never posted in this thread

[Mr. Fugo]

Nöw I will be writing with döuble-punctuated ö's all the way tö the finish line, and it's feels sö gööd. öööhh yeah!

[kellychaos]

Finnish your spinach! >:

[Guitar Woman]

This thread is in need of stickyness! :o

[pentiumxp4000]

Wakokokoko. OK, do I win now? :/

[Emu]

a banning

[MetalMilitia]

http://media.marketwire.com/attachments/200312/170662_logo.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Change your avatar, fag:
http://stores.safeshopper.com/10/00/13/70/62/images/804anvh.gif

[rockets redglare]

Having a taco bell avatar is no less gay

[kellychaos]

The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

[Guitar Woman]

Having a taco bell avatar is no less gay
Are you retarded? Taco Bell is the best thing to happen to the world since Doughnuts >:

[kellychaos]

Just how fat are you?

[headasplodeslol]

pwned! FIRST POST!

[Esuohlim]

This thread is like 20 times cuntier than the worst thread on the worst forum on the Internet.

[kellychaos]

Don't look back now! They're gaining on you!!

[Emu]

Having a taco bell avatar is no less gay
Are you retarded? Taco Bell is the best thing to happen to the world since Doughnuts >:

don't you come from a country where they eat styrofoam

[xenosoul]

I think it would be impossible to get the last post unless people quit trying.

[kellychaos]

It must be hard to live on one neuron.

Bastard spawn of a thousand necromancin' maniacs!! >:

[headasplodeslol]

n00b = me! posts anyway

[Esuohlim]

n00b = me! posts anyway

Hey why don't you make a thread about construction your own lightsaber or something.

[Emu]

I think it would be impossible to get the last post unless people quit trying.

YOUR MASTERY OF LOGIC ASTOUNDS ME

[headasplodeslol]

last word, hah! I WIN! *waits for the next post so he can be pwned*

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

take a deep breath you are going to get it, cute bastard :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

FUCKING right in the face aha man :( :(

[kellychaos]

Applies protein mask liberally amongst all previous posters.

[headasplodeslol]

pwned

[rockets redglare]

You couldn't be any worse of a person if you were actively trying to be.

[headasplodeslol]

i could if i didnt want to

[kellychaos]

Penguins!! :lol

[Emu]

ZOMBIES

[kellychaos]

flesh-eating penguins devour samoan village

[Emu]

uhoh

[kellychaos]

Her icy fingers claw my back but, just in time, I thwart the gaping maw of defeat. Annihilation of those following cannot be far behind.

[pentiumxp4000]

How about now? Do I win?

[kellychaos]

You are one french fry short, sir.

[kellychaos]

Contesto victorio magnifico!!

Thank you, good night!!

[Emu]

kellychaos didn't you have like 4,000 posts a week ago

[HickMan]

it happens

[kellychaos]

I have a little inside "understanding" ( wink, wink, nudge, nudge) with the administrators 'round these parts. Hence, I am still the weiner. :)

Domination!! >:

[hix1122]

POST

[Emu]

my mom found a kitten :)

[Mike P]

What kind of kitten?

[nothing4buddha]

iwish i had a kitten :(

[Emu]

http://www.catterycorner.com/char/brown-tabby-kitten.jpg

that isn't him, but that's what he looks like. :D he's got spots and stripes on his belly.

he won't shit anywhere except on my bed. :( He'll go for hours without shitting until you set him down on my bed and then it can't come out fast enough.

[Mike P]

http://www.catterycorner.com/char/brown-tabby-kitten.jpg

It's a cute kitty.

[sadie]

thanks for quoting that picture. i wasn't sure to which kitty you were referring.

[Emu]

http://www.catterycorner.com/char/brown-tabby-kitten.jpg

It's a cute kitty.

Sure is.

[kellychaos]

http://www.catterycorner.com/char/brown-tabby-kitten.jpg


It's a cute kitty.

Sure is.

Which kitty?

[hammered_soul]

Now I'm winning

Ich Bin Gott
Anyone who can translate that correctly other than Guitar Woman will recieve a cookie

[Chugs]

I am God?

[nothing4buddha]

fag

[Chugs]

So who gets the cookie?

[hammered_soul]

So who gets the cookie?
How about a cake instead? (http://www.nndb.com/people/403/000031310/goatse-cake.jpg)

[Chugs]

=o Yea I cheat tho, I have 2 years of German under my belt.

Havent used any of it or learned any in around 3 years

[kellychaos]

Quit gaying up my thread!

[Marc Summers]

Oh kelly i want to mash my bangers into your bangers :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

I am intrigued, Mr. Summers. More about.

[Skulhedface]

Well, he was the host of Nickelodeon's famous game show Double Dare. One Double Dare was not enough however, and Mr. Summers found himself hosting various derivatives, such as Family Double Dare.

He fell off the face of the earth to battle Voltron turned evil and after returning successfully from that campaign he got a new show on the Food Network. No word yet on whether he actually eats, or just absorbs nutrients from the sun photosynthetically.

[kellychaos]

More recently, you may have spotted Marc as co-host on the PAX Network's Great Day America and in 1998, Marc helped out the Game Show Network by hosting its "Coast-to-Coast Search for a Host" traveling from city to city to find the next new host for GSN.

Speaking of game shows - you know that Marc couldn't stay away from Nickelodeon for long...he now serves as executive consultant and producer behind the scenes of Nickelodeon's new Double Dare 2000

[Master of Demise]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/Master_of_Demise/puke_024.jpg

[kellychaos]

Rock out with your mock out! Peace.

[kellychaos]

Is that taco wearing a policeman's hat?

[Helm]

Kelly, why bump the thread when you were the last to post? Are you trying to lose?



There.

[kellychaos]

I was trying to be charitable.

The time for charity is done. I will let this thread sink into obscurity and, thusly, seal my victory forever ... or until some idiot revives it from "Thread Back Ups".

[Marc Summers]

I'm sorry Kelly but any attempt to resist my efforts will prove meaningless.

Have a wonderful day and KEEP YOUR EYES TO THE SKYYYYYYYYY :flagninja

[kellychaos]

Mr. Summers,

Never again darken my doorway lest you rue the day.

[Marc Summers]

I am in utter and complete shock that you would tread on my right to darken people's doorways. You may get away with such comments where YOU come from, but I have fought too long and too hard for someone to nonchalantly trample on my rights, my freedoms, and most importantly, my self-esteem :(

I will say good day to you madam :posh

[Master of Demise]

Fuck all of you! I win!

[Marc Summers]

GODDAMNIT ITS SO HOT TODAY ITS LIKE FRIGGIN 105 OH GOD WHY >:

[sadie]

god is punishing you because you suck.

[kellychaos]

There's a lot of that going around nowadays.

[Skulhedface]

What, sucking?

Would someone care to direct me to this hotbed of oral sexery?

[Pub Lover]

I hate this thread, but I love my postcount. :(

[kellychaos]

Cruel world of suckery. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Kelly. :)

[kellychaos]

What up? < gangsta chin nod >

[Pub Lover]

I really don't know how to reply to that. :squarecraka

[kellychaos]

I was just trying to look cool. :(

[Pub Lover]

We all know how cool you are. ;)

[hix1122]

post

[kellychaos]

"post" joke ++

P.S. You're wastin' your talent here, kid. Ur a winner!

P.P.S. Try the joxe on ur frends first. Oh yeah. Right. I'm sorry.

[Pub Lover]

post
I too am making a post. >:

[Emu]

more about

[Pub Lover]

Helm quotes are mean. :(