My latest piece for National Lampoon!

[Mockery]

How will you look 40 years from now?
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/how_old/how_old.asp

BTW, for those of you with blogs/livejournals/etc please post your results in them as I'm trying to get word about this piece to spread around. Muchos Gracias!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

on old, crusty looking fisherman wading ass deep in mud....great...

[kellychaos]

I've never known Rog to be a self-promoter.

[bigtimecow]

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/how_old/pics/3.jpg

i live in hawaii and got hit by a truck :(

[ziggytrix]

hint for power users: it isn't necessary to enter a file before hitting submit, the program is actually prescient enough to figure it out without your help. :themoreyouknow

[Mockery]

hint for power users #2: after you get your results you can hit the back button to get another random results page. There are 20 different random results pages that you can possibly get.

[pissed off salesman]

I got some kid vomiting, and the vomit was green like dirty pool water.

[mburbank]

That was lovely, sir!

And it's ain't self promoting, it's self interest! They see a lot of traffic, they are more likely to buy more material.


Mock needs the green to keep this website a mecca of mockery. My kids need shoes. You all need to promote our Natlamp material every way you can. Offer to blow people if the clicck on the site.

[McClain]

http://www.justlaugh.com/online/max_burbank_header.gif

[mburbank]

You know what's funny? The guy who did that illustration never met me, never saw a photo of me, and apart from it looks like the width body I had when I was twenty, it looks a lot like me.




i only have three fingers on each hand






stop staring





fuckers