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DamnthatDavid
May 11th, 2005, 03:08 AM
I answered the phone today. This is that convo. :(
Old man
"hell-hello? Is this the Portrait Studio?"
Me
"Yes sir, it is"
"Can I have my pictures taken today at 11:30?"
"Sir, it's 12:16 right now."
"You're very rude. I want my photo's taken at 11:30 tonight."
"Sir, we close at 7:00"
"Watcha trying to pull? The Walmart sign outside says yer open 24 hours a day"
"Sir, this is a PCA National store, and though we are located within a Walmart at this location, we are not part of Walmart, and not subjected to Walmart's times"
"You're Walmart photography though"
"No sir, we are not part of Walmart, we are just located within one"
"You can't do anything then. Damn useless if you ask me."
and then he hung up.
Command Prompt
May 11th, 2005, 04:44 AM
What the fuck does Walmart carry that people need access to 24 hours a day?
Can't people buy thier sweatpants, velcro shoes, particle board furniture, and low grade housewares during the day?
Emu
May 11th, 2005, 10:54 AM
I've figured out why Wal*Mart is open 24 hours a day.
You ever been in one at 11 at night? That is, literally, when all the freaks come out. The white trash, I guess, just feels uncomfortable shopping next to daytime grandmothers and people that don't ritualistically drink themselves into stupidity. Only under the cover of night, much like Dracula, can they come out and take all 9 of their children shopping at the Grande Mecca of Hick Wares. It's also when all the 15-16 year old wiggers come out and harrass people at the gaming section and yell ****** at eachother as loud as they can (except in the presence of an actual black person :eek ) The only thing I can see being threatening for them during the day is 1) a greater presence of the black community or 2) the greater presence of anime nerds clogging up the game and video section looking for the newest Yu-Gi-Oh DVD or whatever faggot anime games are out at the moment.
I've also noticed that these people seem to come to Wal*Mart more for the atmosphere than to actually buy anything. If the hicks do actually decide to spend their money on something, it's usually one piece of lawn furniature. A chair, most of the time. Just one chair. It's not even one of those portable folding chairs. Just a fucking plastic lawn chair.
edit: loo, owneds by filter :(
Zbu Manowar
May 11th, 2005, 03:29 PM
That's pathetic and sad. It's also damn true because whenever I'm stuck going to Wal-mart in the evening (not past 10pm, if it's that late then I'm just staying home) there's always the creepy white trash that look like they haven't eaten or bathed since 2000 and are completely nuts.
ziggytrix
May 11th, 2005, 03:51 PM
FUCK WALMART (http://www.walgreens.com/storelocator/cgi-bin/mqlocator?store=locator&nav=0&count=2&height=400&result=no&width=350&queryMax=200&miles=50&queryIconId=93392&screen=find&link=results&queryUseOrigin=1&linktype=map&searchtype=origin&style=2&origin_icon_on=1&origin_iconid=31&closestprox=1&closestn=10&fy=USA&sqlcol1=ST_24_HR&sqlcnd1=like&sqlcmb2=AND&sqlcol2=ST_DRV_THRU&sqlcnd2=like&sqlval1=%25&sqlval2=%25&streetaddress=&city=dallas&state=TX&zip=&sqlval1=Y&queryRadius=5&submit.x=70&submit.y=6)
kellychaos
May 11th, 2005, 04:42 PM
I would like to apply for a job as a retard. I can provide many character references. My resume is attached.
thebiggameover
May 11th, 2005, 08:44 PM
i like to go to walmart after midnight because during the day its wall to wall full with people. like you cant even move. and most of them are mexican, so all i here is this crazy language, and it makes me a little nuts, then makes me a little mad...
DeadKennedys
May 11th, 2005, 09:20 PM
My town has a new Walgreens, a Wal-mart, and 10+ banks. Our town also has a population of about 10,000 residents >:
Walmart shut down Farmers Hardware which was awesome, K-mart which had better prices, selection and higher quality stuff, our Eckerds, and Walmart + Walgreens ran out Lowe's Foods.
The only thing I've gone into walmart looking for and actually found was a zippo lighter. Everytime else I go in there looking for something with "low prices everyday" I can't find jack shit to buy.
Emu
May 11th, 2005, 09:45 PM
That's the problem with Wal*Mart. They don't stock hardly anything remotely useful; and the things that are useful are usually of such low quality that even the "every day low prices" are too expensive. They have a selection of 10,000 different rugs, pillows and comforters, but their produce are all either Frankenfood in the literal sense or harvested by a hemophiliac little Asian orphan with herpes.
Command Prompt
May 12th, 2005, 01:29 AM
if i didn't already have factory rims, I'd totally buy those hubcaps with the spinners, just so I could claim I had my car "sitting on 14's and they spinnin' nigga they spinnin'!"
Mike
May 12th, 2005, 02:13 AM
---things about asians
Yeah I hate it when the hemophiliacs get herpes in my frankenfood.
felix_tibs
May 12th, 2005, 04:39 AM
****** what filter?
AHAHA I see now
Chink
Kike
Jew
Cunt
Why the N@@@@r and not the other words?
executioneer
May 12th, 2005, 12:41 PM
i dont know what you're talking about, i can see that word just fine
Emu
May 12th, 2005, 12:43 PM
hey mike wudoin
Mike
May 12th, 2005, 02:18 PM
Chillin. Gots me some new meds that are making me all friendly and crap.
executioneer
May 12th, 2005, 02:21 PM
gross
Matt Harty
May 13th, 2005, 10:57 AM
disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice what filter?
AHAHA I see now
Chink
Kike
Jew
Cunt
Why the N@@@@r and not the other words?
thats quite offensive!
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