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Miss Modular
May 12th, 2005, 07:56 AM
From James Wolcott (http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2005/05/dirk_diggler_to.php)

According to a shock claim by Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine, trumpeted on the Raw Story site, Bolton was a paid visitor to Plato’s Retreat, which in the seventies brought together many people of differing viewpoints, penis and bra-cup sizes, much as the United Nations has done since its founding. Perhaps Bolton went (if he indeed went—we must preserve the benefit of doubt) for the excellent buffet, of which the owners of Plato’s Retreat always expressed pride. I understand the conversations in the buffet line could get quite racy. ("Hey, this salad dressing tastes funny...") Or perhaps it was the aromatic atmosphere he couldn’t resist as he padded around in a white towel and flipflops. According to one former enthusiast, "One of the things I'll never never never forget -I think it was Plato's Retreat - it was walking in and having a waft of red energy, but it had no thorns in it, everyone was there consenting to be there. Everyone was there for the same purpose. It was so hot and so heavy."

It doesn't matter now what his motives were as long as he kept his whistle clean and followed the punctilios of swingers’ etiquette (i.e., no climbing aboard without permission from whomever’s at the bottom of the pile). I just hope Bolton didn’t try to browbeat his wife into sharing his boogie-nights bacchanals, much as senatorial candidate Jack Ryan was alleged to have done to his former wife, the divine Jeri Ryan, whom many of us will always treasure as Star Trek: Voyager’s catsuitted 7 of 9.


I'm not entirely sure what to make of this, but I find it utterly hilarious.

mburbank
May 12th, 2005, 01:40 PM
Larry Flynt is a vile pornographer, a brilliant businessman nd a tireless advicate of the first amendment.

He is also very well know, respected and feared for the quality of the dirt he has on people in high places.

He pretty much put an end to a republican sexual witch hunt during the Clinton Impeachment just by saying he had dirt on major Republicans.

I don't think it matters at all if Bolton's mildly perverted, and I think anyone who'd let his wiener anyhwere near them for anything less than a new car is sicker than he is.

BUT

If Flynt says Bolton was a customer at Plato's, I'm willing to bet he was and that larry has proof.

Spectre X
May 12th, 2005, 06:07 PM
Larry Flint sounds like Batman.

mburbank
May 13th, 2005, 11:11 AM
If he were a fat , wheelchair bound pronographe who's vocal cords are so deteriorated you can barely understand him, who pioneered the split beaver shot.

Spectre X
May 13th, 2005, 02:40 PM
Okay, Bizarro Batman.

kellychaos
May 14th, 2005, 02:13 PM
Split beaver shot? More about.

Raize
May 17th, 2005, 12:52 AM
Split beaver shot? More about.

Up until then, showing it was racy. Opening it was considered disgusting.

Basically, if you can imagine bukkake actually being "pioneered" and jerked off to in 20 years from now. I can't.

mburbank
May 17th, 2005, 03:15 PM
Photographs of women with their personal parts, or 'beavers' fully dsiplayed, sometimes splayed were not found in readily available print magazines prior to Hustler.

National Lampoon celebrated this by advertising on one of their covers that they too would offer a 'split beaver' centerfold. Theirs turned out to be a medical illustration of a disected Beaver.

jimmy_tango
May 18th, 2005, 11:13 AM
hahaha this is so sexy I'm jerking it soooo hard hahahaha