Log in

View Full Version : I'm Tired & I Have A Boner


McClain
May 20th, 2005, 10:18 AM
I'm sitting at my desk in a giant office all by myself and my eyes are heavy. I don't have much to accomplish today and my junk is starting to stiffen. On occasion I'll stretch out my legs and briefly grab my roll of quarters.

Cosmo Electrolux
May 20th, 2005, 10:37 AM
do fantasize about Barry White?

Dole
May 20th, 2005, 11:21 AM
McLain: the title of this thread should either be the only chat up line you ever use, or the title of your autobiography

glowbelly
May 20th, 2005, 11:38 AM
it's time to turn on the webcam

sspadowsky
May 20th, 2005, 02:14 PM
McLain: the title of this thread should either be the only chat up line you ever use, or the title of your autobiography

:lol

Autobiography. Definitely.

tenno
May 20th, 2005, 06:14 PM
i'm assuming it's so big all the blood is flowing into it from your brain

moi
May 21st, 2005, 12:52 AM
not a huge difference, that.

Rez
May 21st, 2005, 01:35 AM
OH CRSAP

Studio8
May 21st, 2005, 09:54 PM
I like the idea of you and I having boners at the exact same time. Like, from here on out. Until one of us dies, I want to always have a boner when you do. Come on.

Skulhedface
May 21st, 2005, 11:44 PM
tandem erectioning :lol

G-Man
May 25th, 2005, 11:57 AM
Narcoleptic erections are the best kind of arousal!

Emu
May 25th, 2005, 12:28 PM
shouldn't you be LOW G-man?

kellychaos
May 25th, 2005, 05:01 PM
My eyes are often half-closed when I have a boner. I've already said too much.