The TOY WARS! Mr. Mockery vs. McClain

[McClain]

Mr. Mockery vs. McClain
This is it Roger. You challenged me. I'm bringing the pain. We'll post pictures back and forth of toys. I'll post a pic of a toy that I own and then you post a pic of a toy you own that you think can kick my toy's ass. Then we'll alternate. People will judge who wins each round. We'll give the first round two days and each round after one day to tally votes. Best of 7 rounds. I'll do you a favor and go first.

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/thehulk.jpg

The first round is a TEST round and does not count to the final consideration.

[Mockery]

Oh you wanna go little man? Oh we can go.

http://www.i-mockery.net/toys/mec.jpg
MAN EATING COW!

[Skulhedface]

:lol well since it seems like it was my toys that started this whole fiasco, I think it only fitting that I should be head judge, as such I'll do commentary on each successive round :lol

Hulk and the Cow eye each other in pure hatred. Their eyes locked, the adrenalin starts to pump and these two arch rivals start tearing into each other.

At first, The Hulk gains a sizeable advantage from his gamma fueled powers, running circles around the Cow, leaving the Cow dizzy and disoriented. As Hulk gears up for the deathblow, something goes horribly wrong, and he reverts back to Bruce Banner form. Sensing his newfound advantage, the Cow immediately strikes, unleashing moves that would leave his cousin from the movie Kung Pow utterly speechless, and yes folks, THAT PUN WAS INTENDED! Having beaten the Hulk into complete submission, the Cow goes on to claim victory in Round One. The Hulk lies on the ground, a broken shadow of himself. All he can do is lift his puny Banner fist into the air, yelping out, "Why, God, why?"

WINNER: Mr. Mockery

[LegoLars]

HULK BADASS! HULK SHITS GREEN!

vote: Mclain

[Skulhedface]

I'm already antsy for Round Two :lol

Of course, I could also be ARMS DEALER. With my arsenal of toys, whoever bought my favor would end up the ultimate victor :rock

[Zomboid]

Hulk >:

Edit: My only remaining good toy is freddy krueger :(

[McClain]

How is that cow gonna' do anything to Hulk when he's still in the packaging?

HULK SMASH!

[pissed off salesman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/kinomach/heart1.jpg

[Mockery]

How is that cow gonna' do anything to Hulk when he's still in the packaging?

It's a force field. :rolleyes And that big galoot can't possibly figure out how to get through it. He'll just get exhausted trying and then the cow will DINE ON HIS FLESH!

[ItalianStereotype]

i have seen the cow and i have seen the hulk. i have seen them both doing stuff. the hulks giant radioactive shit could probably beat that damn cow.

[The Retro Kat]

But the cow is brown, and fish eating.



Vote: Mock

[Ninjavenom]

Mac's got it bagged.

[Rongi]

Such tough choices :(

I chose man eating cow :domo

[pissed off salesman]

may heart squid wins >: >:

[Psycho Squid]

The Hulk is overrated. I'm voting for the man eating cow.

[Pub Lover]

I must really be showing my ignorence, but I don't see how the Hulk can be beat by a cow, man eating, or not. :/

Vote: McClain

[McClain]

No, you're correct in your judgement. A green giant that's far from jolly against a cow that eats men? Psssh. I've seen a one-legged rabbit that was more threatening.

[Skulhedface]

Yes but you guys missed the whole point.

If Hulk reverts to Bruce Banner, that cow is as good as fed.

[Mockery]

If you read into the Tick, you'd know few have even seen the cow. That's because it attacks with stealth, devours a few victims and then vanishes with barely a trace. You're Hulk is just a little wuss deep down inside whom the cow will gladly consume within mere seconds.

[Zomboid]

Pfft. If it were chairface, we might have a contest here. But that's not the case >:

http://www.theinsaneasylum.com/pictures/tick/thumbnails/chairface_small.gif

[pissed off salesman]

let the cow win, i mean hes like a frigggin brown ninja cow. besides the hulk is just a little wuss who gets angry and turns into a giant pissed green dude who craps out pickles

[Skulhedface]

The crapping pickles line made me :lol

[Mockery]

In case you didn't know, Crapping Pickles is in reference to:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/picklehat

And yes, that's about the only thing Hulky is good for. :)

[Skulhedface]

Yea RoG, that's why I lol'ed. I remembered that article :lol Otherwise it just woulda been a plain ol' L.

[McClain]

It's tied at 5 votes a piece. One more day on this one. Come on people... VOTE ALREADY!

[Professor Cool]

Man Eating Cow

[McClain]

Your vote should be null based on the fact that you have fake Beakman as a userpic. Why didn't you just one up yourself and use the guy in the rat suit?

[whoreable]

i vote hulk haha

[Mockery]

Tied again. Great.

Why did you start this war again McClain? Oh yeah, penis envy.

[Professor Cool]

believe me, i tried to find him, besides i searched "Professor" and he popped up >:

edit- I have found one, it's in 3D!!

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/set/4567/lestface.gif

Beakman Fun Fact!!! :)

As Said By MisInformation Man

DID YOU KNOW:

Jean Stapleton (AKA Edith Bunker) played BeakMan's mom!!!

[McClain]

That looks like a Sims skin.

Why did you start this war again McClain? Oh yeah, penis envy.

More than that. Action figure penis envy. I'm afraid that your toys have larger genitalia than mine.

Anyway, we've still got 'till about 5:00 pm tomorrow before this round wraps up. I say we up the ante. The loser is forced to post a picture of two of the used action figures having butt-sex with each other. I'm going to make your figures make themselves their own bitches. Did that make sense?

[James]

I think I win. :)

http://store6.yimg.com/I/timespacetoys_1726_9236515

[jailbaitmonger]

I vote The Hulk.

[Mockery]

I say we up the ante. The loser is forced to post a picture of two of the used action figures having butt-sex with each other. I'm going to make your figures make themselves their own bitches. Did that make sense?

You forget who you're talking to. I make them do that anyway. :/

[James]

When it comes down to it, The Hulk figure is just... there. You have the movie coming out, so that merchandise is a dime a dozen, and doesn't really stand out as being something extremely cool. Now if it was the Hulk figure from the 80's, with crushing action and came with a hollow plastic rock, then you'd win.

But you can't deny the coolness of the long-forgotten Man-Eating Cow.

But I still say that my Pit Witch/Ash combo blows everything else out of the water.

[Zomboid]

http://www.itsanotherhit.com/Toys/MovieManiacs4/Freddy.jpg

I think I saw one of those in one of the many pictures of mock's toys. If he has one, that alone beats your pissy combo >:

[ItalianStereotype]

you guys are forgetting, this is a toy war between MOCK and MCCLAIN.

[Spectre X]

I vote man-eating cow, casue he eats people, and Hulk smashes, and eating hurts more, and it's nutricious. the cow wins, because the Hulk gets hungry, but can't eat, casue he's in that box, and then the cow eats him and the box.


or Hulk just dies becasue he can't breathe.


oh, and by the way, Zomboid, NOTHING can beat Jamesman's combo. >: HEATHEN!

[McClain]

I'm having a hard time trying to interpret what some of you are saying. I don't care if you include a synopsis of "why" someone should win, but please state clearly at the end of your post:

Man Eating Cow
or
The Hulk


~edit - But if you've already voted, please don't revote. I'm not that smart and adding in another digit will fuck me up.

[James]

http://www.itsanotherhit.com/Toys/MovieManiacs4/Freddy.jpg

I think I saw one of those in one of the many pictures of mock's toys. If he has one, that alone beats your pissy combo >:

:yawn

Don't worry, Clainy. I stated my decision clearly.

[Mockery]

I didn't have any trouble seeing what ya voted for, but that's prolly cuz it was for the cow and that makes the cow happy. :meat

[ItalianStereotype]

as far as i can tell the vote ends in a tie.

[Skulhedface]

I suggest a panel of seven, and ONLY seven, that way there will be no ties. Heh heh heh.

[Mockery]

I got your panel right here.

[McClain]

Uh, shouldn't you be presenting your toy? The voting for round one is officially over.

[Mockery]

I'm not presenting shit. You're the one who started this damned thing and look what happened... it ended up in a friggin' tie. If you wanna post yet another toy, I'll gladly post my challenge to it.

Or, I can just let me kick you in the nuts to get your pain over with quickly. :)

[The Retro Kat]

:lol

[McClain]

Pssssh. You folded like a fajita and we're not even in the second round. And for prosperity sake, you won the first round. Jamesman's vote put you one up.

[Mockery]

:domosleep

Wake me up when you get a toy that's worthy of my attention for battle.

[noob3]

MAN EATERING COW

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah, i have for round 1:
Hulk-8 (mcclain, legolars, zomboid, myself, ******venom, pub, whoreable, jailbaitmonger)
Cow-9 (mock, skulhed, retro kat, rongi, psycho squid, pissed off salesman, prof cool, jamesman, specter x)

noob voted too late.

[McClain]

Come on Rog... your tactic is transparent. YOU SAW THE RULES! They were fair. Now post a pic or forfeit. Lose to me. One way or the other.

[Mockery]

Rules? What rules? I thought it was a simple game where you post a figure and I post one in response? If not, lemme know.

And aren't you supposed to be posting a picture of two of your figures having anal sex since you apparently lost round 1?

[ItalianStereotype]

apparently? that is the OFFICIAL score. >:

[McClain]

No, the loser of the whole competition posts the picture. And evidently my rules were clear because you got it right: it's your turn to post a picture. The world waits in anticipation. YOUR MOVE MOCKERY MAN!

[Mockery]

Here ya go, sport:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1895