Gift Ideas (help?) [Archive]

The_Rorschach

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:05 AM

I hate shopping. One cannot purchase sentiment, and after having tredged through many stores looking for the right gift, I can safely say everything produced by our society is only so much poshlaia.

I don't know what to do so I turned here. I figured the mock might host those with sufficiently ecclectic or eccentic tastes and a profitable suggestion might be upturned. If money was not strictly an option, what would you purchase for someone you love which would be as unique and irreplacable as the relationship you share?

Immortal Goat

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:14 AM

I'd buy a tie with humorously dressed kittens.

Chojin

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:17 AM

are you still going out with that 16 year old?

The_Rorschach

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:19 AM

Yeah, the kindergartner's stopped accepting my candy ;)

Be serious for a moment Chojin

Chojin

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:22 AM

I am, she came on here as Tiamat :<

The_Rorschach

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:24 AM

Really? I really should stop by more often. No, she's younger than me, but only by two years, not ten.

Chojin

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:26 AM

she said she was 16. and she said words like 'shall' and crap.

The_Rorschach

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:28 AM

Was she cute? Maybe a little menage a tres is the perfect gift after all. . .

Dole

Jun 3rd, 2005, 09:18 AM

http://www.ananova.com/images/comp/277020.jpg

ziggytrix

Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:34 AM

nothing says "I love you" like an island

McClain

Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:34 AM

I like Doleys suggestion. And if that doesn't do the trick, might I suggest a finely packed jar of Hot Wasabi Coated Green Peas?

glowbelly

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:16 PM

a puppy :D

MetalMilitia

Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:19 PM

Give her an unexpected pregnancy!

Emu

Jun 3rd, 2005, 02:34 PM

dilithium crystals

edit: actually no, fuck that, buy her a boston and shaun wall calendar

this comic is driving me insane :(

Matt Harty

Jun 3rd, 2005, 03:23 PM

a nice pair of earrings!

kellychaos

Jun 3rd, 2005, 05:24 PM

A helmet and a sippy-cup.

tenno

Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:47 PM

if you have talent a handmade gift is awesome...

a book of her favorite artist's drawings
a fine potato

Jim Duncan - Weather

Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:53 PM

A dildo.

Anonymouse

Jun 4th, 2005, 01:03 AM

give her a new asshole :(

Mr. Oysterhead

Jun 4th, 2005, 02:05 AM

Your ear.

Anonymouse

Jun 4th, 2005, 02:30 AM

your rear

dreaddi

Jun 4th, 2005, 10:58 AM

A puppy! I would love anyone who gave me a puppy :)

Chojin

Jun 4th, 2005, 02:54 PM

http://www.constructiontoys.com/store/media/012-00103.jpg

TOOBERS AND ZOTS :o

My friend dated this girl from my high school who tapered the end of a toober and used it as an ersatz penis ;<

glowbelly

Jun 4th, 2005, 03:48 PM

hey did somebody say puppy?

kellychaos

Jun 6th, 2005, 04:35 PM

Bring home a dead mouse to the doorstep. It will prove your sense of loyalty and duty.

Or kill a really, really big spider in her presence.