Naming my testicle [Archive]

FartinMowler

Mar 19th, 2003, 06:10 PM

My left testicle hangs a little lower than the right one and I am deciding if I should call it Rongi. Now you might think that this is an insult but actually it's not. I value my testicles and this should be an honor to my buddy Rongi. If you would like to be named as my left testicle please feel free to submit you names.

The Unseen

Mar 19th, 2003, 06:32 PM

HAHAHAHAH- the unseen, get it its the smaller one!!!

Psycho Squid

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:02 PM

Lefty

Skulhedface

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:06 PM

Pancho and Burrito

Captain Robo

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:15 PM

Your prepubescent balls aren't old enough to have names :(

whoreable

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:29 PM

HAHA.

GnrySgtHartman

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:30 PM

Hard evidence

Rongi

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:34 PM

You might have a hernia. Don't get it checked though, it'll go away. But if it's really serious, you might want to take something sharp and cut off the lump on your belly.

Captain Robo

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:50 PM

Name the lump Rongi :rolleyes

Rongi

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:16 PM

That could've been a good joke, had it not been horribly executed by a semi down syndrome teenager :)

James

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:18 PM

Name them both "Figmant."

slavemason

Mar 19th, 2003, 09:33 PM

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Captain Robo

Mar 19th, 2003, 09:40 PM

Okay, I think it's time I started calling you Rogi, Rogi :rolleyes

Professor Cool

Mar 19th, 2003, 09:45 PM

Okay, I think it's time I started calling you Rogi, Rogi :rolleyes

BURN!!!! >:

:(

sadie

Mar 19th, 2003, 10:12 PM

fartin's daughter has testicles?

Skulhedface

Mar 19th, 2003, 10:25 PM

Whoever's in the driver's seat of this thread allowed it to take a HUGE swerve off the road.

kellychaos

Mar 20th, 2003, 04:16 PM

Seldom used?

davinxtk

Mar 20th, 2003, 05:31 PM

You might have a hernia.

Way to go, Dr. Rongi. You have no concept of the male anatomy, do you? It's actually quite common for one testicle to hang lower than the other.

What the fuck?

Why am I talking about this?

kellychaos

Mar 20th, 2003, 05:45 PM

It's actually quite common for one testicle to hang lower than the other.

Especially if you tug on one of 'em a lot. Are you right handed, Fartin? :)

Why am I talking about this?

Askin' myself the same thing :/

CaptainBubba

Mar 20th, 2003, 05:56 PM

I shaved my nuts and all the hair around it, and now it hurts really really bad because the short hairs are sharp and it feels like a bunch of tiny needles poking my dick.

You should name it "My right labia that is so big that it might as well be a testicle. lol, i think I'll go on the internet and ask people what I should name it Johnson"

davinxtk

Mar 20th, 2003, 06:04 PM

I keep my pelvic region free of hair, myself.
You get used to the stubble after the first few times.

FartinMowler

Mar 20th, 2003, 06:11 PM

:confused

"My right labia that is so big that it might as well be a testicle

labia plural of labium Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia.

Unless you have grown a clitoris. Clitoris and Vagina sound so dirty.

JeefGyle

Mar 20th, 2003, 06:48 PM

Name it Walter, Walter is such a bad ass name! :)

Rongi

Mar 20th, 2003, 07:10 PM

Way to go, Dr. Rongi. You have no concept of the male anatomy, do you? It's actually quite common for one testicle to hang lower than the other.

What the fuck?

Why am I talking about this?

Getting jokes obviously isn't your thing :/.

CaptainBubba

Mar 20th, 2003, 07:15 PM

He and Mowler should start up a club. :/

One where the members don't get jokes! :lol !!

Esuohlim

Mar 20th, 2003, 08:54 PM

Since they will be castrated in the near future, you won't even have to worry about naming your balls. :rolleyes

Evil Robot

Mar 20th, 2003, 09:19 PM

What on earth are these "testicle" things your talking about? Do they have anything to do with bank loans?