A rough conversation

[Dr. V]

Wow, ok heres what's up
I was talking to my girlfriend who i've been seeing for about 2 months tonight and I've been sencing that theres been something she's been wanting to tell me for a couple days. She finally does, she tells me that she's afraid that, because I want to save my virginity for marrage, she will be tempted and cheat on me. Now she's not a virgin and has done this before to her ex. We talk about our religion a lot and I asked her to have faith in herself and pray about it, and she said she would try. But theres still this thing gnawing in the back on my mind, what would I do if she actually did? I truely am in love with her and want to maybe even marry her some day but if she did that, how could I forgive her? I think I would, but things would never be the same. What do you guys think?

And please, spare the smartassness. Just this one time.



And I know by asking that I'm gonna get it. Oy!

[Gurlugon]

say you'll do her tomorrow and then put it off due to headaches

p.s.: if you masturbate, go ahead and do her and repent for both at the same time! sinner

[Dr. V]

Ok now that the kids have had their fun lets have a grown up opinion.

[nothing4buddha]

If she really cares about you and is worth a flying fuck she wouldn't care that you want to wait until marriage for sex :(

[Dr. V]

Thank you buddha. I agree, but I 'm starting to think she's a nympho. She agrees with my feelings and wants to wait for us to do it, but she still scared she'll be tempted.

[nothing4buddha]

sounds like a subtle way of asking you to compromise :/

[Dr. V]

You think I should?

[nothing4buddha]

not if you two have only been going out for two months, no.

[Dr. V]

Fuck, this is hard.

[AChimp]

She sounds slutty. No offense. :(

[Dole]

I don't think she sounds slutty, I just think she has had sex before and the thought of not having it potentially for years and years is probably freaking her out. She sounds pretty honest and normal to me. If she was just going to fuck someone else she wouldnt tell you.

(No offence to your beliefs Dr V, but if your God is going to cast you into the lake of fire for having sex with your girlfriend, I would trade that deity in for a new one.)

[AChimp]

I was being a smartass. Sorry. :(

[HickMan]

I think you should try to stay a virgin. That's a really good goal to have. I understand that you are in love with this girl, too. But you have to realize that you have only been going out for two months. Saying that she's quiet possibly the one for you is saying a lot. From my expreiences, there's ALWAYS another girl out there. So if she might cheat on you, you have to understand that if she can't stay clean until marriage, that it probobally wasn't meant to be.

All I'm saying is that don't break yourself up over a girl. Especially a girl that you've only known for such a short period of time.

[The One and Only...]

You know, you don't necessarily have to have intercourse with this girl to please her.

[soundtest]

I think you should try to stay a virgin. That's a really good goal to have.

I agree, excellent goal. Reach for the stars! :lol

Again, I agree with Dole 100%. This happens so often that my sig should read "what Dole said".

[Emu]

Listen to OAO. He's the cassanova.

[Dole]

You know, you don't necessarily have to have intercourse with this girl to please her.

Do what OAO did, you won't even know its occuring. That way God can't smite you, everybody wins.

[Supafly345]

I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Change treating to threathening

[The One and Only...]

I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.

That's pretty much what I was trying to say.

And possibly anal. I'm really entertaining the thought of buttsex lately.

[hix1122]

Anal wouldn’t work! If you spill your seed onto the ground, the earth would open up, and you will fall into a lake of fire, where you will burn for forever!...here’s a picture of what it would look like(Only slightly less plastic):

http://www.anthropology.pdx.edu/ISLE/ISLEimages/southern/d%20king%20of%20hell.jpg

[maggiekarp]

Cuz' you're still a virgin if it's in the butt!

[Helm]

OAO, thanks for a wonderful reply on the subject.

She's not a 'nympho' because she doesn't share your convictions. I don't mind your convictions, stay a virgin for as long as you like. Saying you'll do things and then actually KEEPING YOUR PROMISE is an okay thing, in my book. If you honestly think God is going to care if you have premarital intercourse, then yeah, don't do it. And if you do that, please obey the spirit of the law not the word of it only, so oral sex, 'BUTTSELX OMG OAO HAHA' and whichever other form of sexual intimacy also counts. Be a man. Stand up for what you believe and don't give in for anything.

But be sure to not string people on. If she KNOWS you're not available for sex, she might want to look elsewhere. Nothing wrong with that. Can't have the pie and eat it too, jerk.

[Emu]

I've got a story that will talk you out of anal sex lickity split.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

[HickMan]

It's not like I was saying that losing your virginity is a BAD thing and you're gonna burn for it if you do in fact lose it. After all, I'm no virgin.

[Supafly345]

I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.

That's pretty much what I was trying to say.

And possibly anal. I'm really entertaining the thought of buttsex lately.I haven't really followed your saga as well as everyone else, so I am not used to the way your punchbag head normally thinks, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Dr. V]

Thanks for all your input. I kinda met her halfway; I said we should wait a little longer, maybe like 4 more months, then we'll see. So thanks again, and feel free to lock this bitch.

[Dole]

you could have solved everything if you had said that last phrase to her, whilst pointing at your thrusting genitals, and raising your eyebrows in a 'come hither' fashion.

[ziggytrix]

Ugh, "wait 4 months and then maybe you'll get some sex from me"? That's no kind of compromise. Either you aren't really serious about abstinence til marriage or you aren't really serious about what you told her and that's just stringing her on. :(

Seriously, get her a vibrator and lots of pictures of you, tell her to please wait for you, and give her a kiss. PROBLEM SOLVED (maybe).

[Helm]

what ziggy said. Stringing her along. Jerk.

[The One and Only...]

I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks and epee shots to the face.

Edit: To clarify, that was directed towards Dr. Volwhateverthehellitis.

[soundtest]

I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks

I'm picturing you spinning around yelling TATSU MAKI SENPU KYAKU and it's awesome.

[Krackor]

So...you're in love with this girl after two months? And thats without having teh hot sweaty sex with her? She must be some kind of witch or something. BE CAREFUL OR SHE WILL TURN YOU INTO A NEWT!

[sadie]

can you not read? your avatar is way too big, moron.

[Schimid]

I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks

I'm picturing you spinning around yelling TATSU MAKI SENPU KYAKU and it's awesome.

:lol

Vol, baby, how old are you? Not to offend you or anything, but I honestly have no idea, and I think it might put this into a better perspective.