I have the plague.

[AChimp]

I can barely stay up for longer than 6 hours without needing to take a nap, and have been like this for 3 days already.

Fatbinge probably gave me this ailment because I have been kicking his ass in all our classes. I can't work on any of the assignments in the foreseeable future, and they are all due next Tuesday.

[Ihach]

only thing to do is stay online and work on your post count

[AChimp]

I actually need to sleep... well... first shower, then sleep... then plot revenge... oh yes... revenge... ;)

[Ihach]

youll show them all chimp, all of those filthy bastards :conspiracy

[Captain Robo]

>: TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR SIG >:

[Anonymous]

>: Shut up >:

[AChimp]

I must have pissed myself last night or something because I woke up around midnight and my bed was soaking wet. Really, really wet. I'm talking, so wet that it was dripping whatever substance had made it wet.

I had to change my covers and stuff. :(

[Fookin Flappy]

http://drymids.com/images/pic_pullups.jpg

:)

[Professor Cool]

hey fookin, that aint cool, thats our resident chimp your hecklin

hes bigger than all of us

[AChimp]

You are a good man. :tear

[Esuohlim]

I'm having sinus problems now, and there is not a medicine anywhere that helps it, except the kind that makes you fall asleep, but then I sleep with my mouth open and then it's all dry in the morning and my lips are severely chapped.

I'm sad. :(

[AChimp]

I had a sinus infection a few years ago, and they had to put this long metal wire up my nose to test the mucus. :(

I had no idea that my nasal cavity was that big. :eek

[Evil Robot]

I never let any doctor take any samples from me. You never know, one of those crazy college educated fucks might try an clone me in his garage or some shit. I think having a clone of someone could make for some interesting practical jokes.

[Professor Cool]

Im sure nobody would want to make clones out of you :)

[AChimp]

I would have sex with my clone, because I'm like that. >:

I'd kick him out of bed after, too. >:

[Professor Cool]

My clone would just sing constantly and make dumbass posts

thats why it would be just like me :)

[Esuohlim]

Would you be gay if you had sex with your clone?

[Professor Cool]

No, its pretty much like masturbation

[Evil Robot]

What if it were somebody elses clone?

[Cap'n Crunch]

It wouldn't matter Evil Robot, you are gay. Why would you care.

[Esuohlim]

It wouldn't matter Evil Robot, you are gay. Why would you care.

Christ, how original and witty.

[Evil Robot]

If you think I'm so gay, then prove it and try to have sex with me. :(

[Jebus]

I think if you have sex with your clone you're gay, but if he just jerks you off, that's gravy.

[miss emma]

Yeah, that robo guy is so non-gay he'll knock your teeth out. With his dick. That only gets hard for girls. Hot girls. HOTT GIRLZ. HAY ANY LADIEZ IN THA HOUSE WANNA CHAT??

[Professor Cool]

oh..my..god

[glowbelly]

emma :hypno