I just realized that I'm completely outrageous.

[The One and Only...]

Let's think here...

- Fencer
- Heteroflexible (Bi)
- Market anarchist/libertarian
- Wannabe Cassanova
- Newbie weight lifter
- Pen & Paper/Card gamer (to an small, not well known extent)
- Borderline edger
- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop

I cross too many boundaries.

[Rongi]

dude you are a fucking annoying character

[Emu]

holy shit dude you are a piece of work

and i really mean that

[Emu]

The very fact that this post exists says that it should be in backups.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I'm pretty sure theres a group for you. I just can't remember what it's called.

[sadie]

the one and only freak who thinks he's hot-shit.

[Supafly345]

You know, I lifted weights to keep in shape in the off-season, but I never dared call myself a weightlifter. The lack of buffness usually strips that from a person, but hey, maybe you're an exception.

[Helm]

No actually you neatly fall into the broad category of 'trying too hard'

[fungusamongus]

you forgot ''Xtreme metal listener'' :rolleyes

[Dole]

-deluded
-infantile
-pretentious
-moribund
-turgid
-flaccid
-facile
-incoherent
-tedious
-self-obsessed

[Archduke Tips]

-monkey curler

[Dole]

-goat faced

[AChimp]

I didn't know it was possible to be turgid and flaccid at the same time.

[mburbank]

Did you get bedwetter in there?



'Cause I'm thinking you're probably a bedwetter.

[sspadowsky]

Let us not forget 'intolerable' and 'narcissistic little fuckhead.'

[The One and Only...]

You know, I lifted weights to keep in shape in the off-season, but I never dared call myself a weightlifter. The lack of buffness usually strips that from a person, but hey, maybe you're an exception.

Well, I changed it to newbie weight lifter for you. Plus I've actually put on about 30 lbs since I started working out.

And what does narcissism have to do with my post? I was practically criticizing myself.

Actually, can we just delete this thread and pretend it never existed?

[Chojin]

Jaaaaack is truly outrageous.


Truly, truly, truly outrageous.




Wo-o-o-ah.

[Dole]

Turgid - (of language or style) tediously pompous or bombastic [thats from the OED - couldn't have put it better myself]

Flaccid - soft and limp (from OED also)

So its totally possible, and wondrously manifested in the goat faced boy.

[mburbank]

No, let this thread stand as a monument to Assberger's syndrome.

[sadie]

ha. your misspelling is perfect!

[bigtimecow]

hahaha, you're gay (well, half)

[Zomboid]

Do you stalk men now, too? Cause you should realize there's a good chance one of em will fuck up that ugly mug of yours even more.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Well, I changed it to newbie weight lifter for you. Plus I've actually put on about 30 lbs since I started working out.



I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?

[Dole]

25lbs of that extra weight is on his ego, the remaining five in aggressive haemorrhoids.

[fungusamongus]

- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop

you fag

[davinxtk]

-huge cock




(... lest we forget)

[Tropical]

I have the strangest hypothesis that OAO will leave the boards if we give him positive attention.

"The disappointed man speaks. -'I listened for an echo and I heard only praise.' -Nietzsche

[Geggy]

Don't knock masturbation...it's sex with someone you love!

Woody allen said that.

[kellychaos]

I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?

He's feeding from the fleshy, pulsing mass of self-delusion. It's high in fiber, ergo ...

[The One and Only...]

I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?

About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop.
What does math have to do with music?

[kahljorn]

Nothing, but he's so outrageous he puts them in the same sentence. Sort of like putting parasol next to elephant.

[Lotida]

I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?

About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.

Show us a picture Jack!

[ziggytrix]

LOL, khal

[The One and Only...]

Math = Mathcore in that sentence.

It's a subgenre of metalcore, basically. Plus a few grind bands are mathish.

Stuff like The Dillinger Escape Plan and Ion Dissonance.

[kahljorn]

Stuff like shut the fuck up and you smell bad.

[Lotida]

I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?

About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.




Show us a picture Jack!

[The One and Only...]

Oh yeah! Pictures! I forgot!

I have a camera phone now!

Hopefully I can send a pic of myself to my email and upload it from there. I want to show you Heather too... it's a little late to show you pics of Jennifer.

Just a warning... I'm not fat, but I don't have a sixpack either. :(

[Helm]

lol ok we'll consider ourselves warned. FAG

[Tara]

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

Ah. You've developed fatfuckism.

[pjalne]

What the hell is a "borderline edger"?

[Emu]

He's sitting on the fence on the border of the edge, being outrageous all the while. Totally tubular, man.

[The One and Only...]

What the hell is a "borderline edger"?

Straight edge

[Bell E. Laffs]

More like Heteroflexible Edge.

[Emu]

OAO3405: Cool is nothing but a social concept, Marissa. I don't aspire to be considered anything by anyone. I intend to live life by my own standards.

Nothing like Thread Backups to dig up good memories. :lol

[bigtimecow]

oh man, you're straight edge, too?

how much worse does this kid get?

[Emu]

Let's see. He's a straight-edge body-builder with a huge cock and women constantly hitting on him.

OAO, get a blue speedo and some red underwear and a cape right now, because you should be out there fighting crime.

[The One and Only...]

I'm not a bodybuilder.

I'm WAAAAY too fucking small to be a bodybuilder.

I train for both strength and mass.

[Emu]

Which makes you a body builder.

bod·y·build·ing ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bd-bldng)
n.

The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.

[The One and Only...]

To an extent, I suppose.

I don't plan to compete though. No roids for me.

[Tara]

OAO plz contact me thru pm or through aim (karmore1@aol.com).

I am the one who understands you. Just me. Only me.

I have lances, swords and bad words. Currently I cannot think of the bad words as I am too busy fingering myself with thoughts of lust for you.

Hurry plz.

Or call my mom. She's up at this hour too. She gives me lots of ideas. Pretty cool for some old bat.

[kellychaos]

There is nothing that remotely links math to music. :pythagoros

[Helm]

pythagoras

[Skulhedface]

I just realized I'm truly outrageous

Like Jem?

[Chugs]

emo.

[FromThe13thFloor]

- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop

you fag

Yeah, you wish D.Boon would pork you. IN HIS CURRENT STATE.

[fungusamongus]

you're obviously a complete moron

[FromThe13thFloor]

you're obviously a complete moron

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A THING FOR NECROPHILLIA WITH FAT GUYS.

Just kidding, the minutemen were an awesome band.

[fungusamongus]

yeah

[MetalMilitia]

im outraged.

[ziggytrix]

I just realized I'm truly outrageous

Like Jem?

Chojin already made that joke, try to pay attention.

[Nom]

What’s the point here?? Oh yes, I’m better than you.

[kellychaos]

Define "better".

[Dole]

I just realised I'm rather bilious.

[The One and Only...]

If this thread were a man that looked as sexy as I do, I'd totally hump it.

[noob3]

Math = Mathcore in that sentence.

It's a subgenre of metalcore, basically. Plus a few grind bands are mathish.

Stuff like The Dillinger Escape Plan and Ion Dissonance.

you are fucking retarded. those bands are no subgenre they are just shitty metalcore. not math. plz come back when you know your genres and can actually name an actual math band. fuck anyone who talks highly of gay metalcore bands "omg they are based on math theory!" well to me it sounds like they are based on gayness

so death grind gay?

[noob3]

oh ps math is just time changing for look i am a good musician wanking purposes which is gay anyways so you might be right!

[Helm]

math rock is entirely independant of grind or metal true. Comes from more of a punk angle

[fungusamongus]

so death grind gay?

no way

ok well maybe some

[The One and Only...]

Noob3, come back when you can spell.

math rock is entirely independant of grind or metal true. Comes from more of a punk angle

Not entirely true. While the punk angle is a big part of it, many math bands have been influenced by metal.

[ziggytrix]

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/70/84/31/30/0070843130374_500X500.jpg

math band :lol

[kellychaos]

If this thread were a man that looked as sexy as I do, I'd totally hump it.

It is, and you still would.

[ziggytrix]

If this thread were a major league pitcher, I'd retire it. :(

[kellychaos]

I'd ask for a reliever with at least a few change-ups in his repetoire.

[noob3]

plz u knuw thet oxes wrnt infuluzed by teh metulz~ uh is shellac infulanzed byz metal lol~

fugget

edit: haha oxes are actually more metal than dillinger!

[sadie]

Noob3, come back when you can spell.
come back when you can face reality.

[Master of Demise]

I like to look my victims in the eye. I want them to know that I'm there. I like to watch them die. http://www.blacklabelsociety.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/XXbuzzsaw.gif

[Chojin]

-- Master Of Demise, age 12.

[kellychaos]

You're very generous.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...

[The One and Only...]

Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...

The average newbie can gain 15 lbs of mucle mass in year.

MUSCLE mass, not just LEAN mass.

I've only gained 30 lbs, including water and everything else in addition to muscle. That isn't unreasonable at all.

I weighed 180 now. That puts me at +35.

[Helm]

OAO, don't tell me stuff about metal, ok? Thanks.

math rock comes from punk attitude and progressive rock geekness and chops. There is no such thing as 'math metal' unless you're being very generous with genre descriptions. Most of that stuff is either spastic grindcore, or progressive metal. When there's odd time, it doesn't make it 'math' just like that. The original james bond theme is in 7/4 time, does that make it OMGZ MATH ROCK LET'S MOSH? Math rock is about people actually counting their beats because otherwise due to synchopation, polyrhythmics and stop-starts, it's almost impossible to keep in sync. The actual number of math bands that are deserving of the name are very very few. not because OMG math rock is awesome dude, but because not many people actually have to count. Listen to Don Caballero or something

[kellychaos]

That math stuff takes the fun out of music. :(

On a side note, when you preclude your message with a salutation of "dude", you may lose a little bit of authority.

[poopface rabbit]

You guys know that math can be fun right?

[magneto590]

you are outrageous,
outrageously fucked up and full of gay shit.

[MetalMilitia]

thats pretty damned outrageous even by OAO standards.

[The One and Only...]

you are outrageous,
outrageously fucked up and full of gay shit.

You're just so clever. I loved your American Dad cut-'n-paste, in two flavors. Really, I did.

[magneto590]

this is weird.
people keep responding!

[MetalMilitia]

Its like we are somehow on a virtual internet forum where people can respond to messages :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...

The average newbie can gain 15 lbs of mucle mass in year.

MUSCLE mass, not just LEAN mass.

I've only gained 30 lbs, including water and everything else in addition to muscle. That isn't unreasonable at all.

I weighed 180 now. That puts me at +35.

So your muscle mass you've gain isn't lean? So what you have is fat muscle mass? Do you actually know what lean mass is? it's mucle mass...lean=muscle. You have fat, water, bones, connective tissue and lean muscle.....and at least 40 pounds of horse shit...

[The One and Only...]

Yes, the mass I gained is lean.

LEAN MASS = ALL mass that is not fat.

MUSCLE MASS = Mass coming from muscular tissue.

My point was that I gained 30 lbs of LEAN MASS (which includes MUSCLE MASS) rather than just MUSCLE MASS.

Get it now?

[Chojin]

But all mass from muscular tissue is lean.

[kahljorn]

a=b
muscle mass= lean mass.

Math really is fun.

[The One and Only...]

But all mass from muscular tissue is lean.

Yes.

All mass from muscular tissue is lean, but not all lean mass is muscular tissue.

[Dole]

Look, to get to the bottom of this we're just going to have to dissect you.

[kahljorn]

With a #2 pencil and some kind of disinfectant. Like left over strawberry daiquiri's from some middle aged women's feminist sleep over where they relent their childhood of not having a boyfriend by convincing themselves they were lesbians all along.

[kellychaos]

Fact: Say a novice starts to work out. In all but a very small percentage of people, weight will be gained. This is especially true in those that do not supplement a cardiovascular/aerobic workout and proper diet in addition to weightlifting regimine. While it's true that weightlifting will cause you to lose some amount of weight in fat, that is offset by the fact that muscle is more dense than fat. I'm talking about "lean muscle", in your words, although I don't from where you dervie your terminology. You don't gain or lose fat in corollation to muscle gain/loss. Let's take the equation "mass = density X volume", for instance. Yes, you will lose some fat, but it is harder to break down than muscle is to build up. So what are we left with? A moderate loss of high volume, low density fat will equal slow loss fat mass. Thus, due to fat's low density, not a whole lot of weight/mass will be lost even though it looks deceivingly like it has since a large volume was lost. A respectively higher gain in both muscle density and volume happens rather quickly and masks the remaining fat subtlely. Thus you have gained respectively more muscle mass than you think and have loss respectively less fat mass than you think. In other words, I think that your theory that all the wieght you've gained recently is completely in muscle (or "lean muscle" :rolleyes ) is full of shit. You still got a long ways to go, fatty.

[kahljorn]

I honestly think kellychaos is the smartest person on this board. SHOW SOME RESPEC.

[The One and Only...]

For GOD'S SAKE KELLY, LISTEN TO ME!!!!

1) I'm NOT saying all the mass (meaning MATTER) is muscle!!! I'm saying that it is LEAN MASS, which includes ALL mass that is NOT fat. That means 30 lbs of muscle, water, organ expansion, bone structure, etc.

2) You DON'T lose fat from weight lifting. Because you have to be in a calorie surplus for muscle to grow, you GAIN it.

[doopa]

this is my absolute favorite thread in like.. forever
it makes me laffs and laffs
you kids are terrific

[!!!!]

All types of mass aside, I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of you, OAO. And I'm a girl!

[The One and Only...]

Ooh. I like 'em fiesty. :)

[PILLOWFIGHT]

maybe you should try to scheduel a make out session w/ her :)

[!!!!]

Ooh. I like 'em fiesty. :)

When it comes to douchebag teenagers who think they are the shit because some equally as douchebaggy girls (who are probably monsters who wear flippy sweatskirts and frosted makeup) hump them, and who make patronizing comments; I don't "like 'em". At all.

[Helm]

dude... !!!!

[The One and Only...]

My girlfriend doesn't wear make-up. :(

[kellychaos]

For GOD'S SAKE KELLY, LISTEN TO ME!!!!

1) I'm NOT saying all the mass (meaning MATTER) is muscle!!! I'm saying that it is LEAN MASS, which includes ALL mass that is NOT fat. That means 30 lbs of muscle,

weight gained. Agreed.


water,


You would lose water weight, especially with aerobic exercise. Water weight lost/gained is dynamic and (pardon the terminology) fluid. Weight gained or lost in this area is not consistent and should not really be considered in overall fitness program. What I'm saying is that one should not look at water weight with the impression that "Hey, I've lost all this water weight. I'm going to avoid water intake." Most people do not intake enough water. Indeed, it makes up 70%+ of our physiological make-up.


organ expansion,


Possibly, but very nominal. I think the biggest organ expansion would be the erection YOU get flexing in the mirror.


bone structure, etc.


As you are still adolescent, this may contribute in a nominal way although it is, again, be nominal at best and does not correlate to weight training so much as the proper nutrients/minerals ... i.e. calcium in particular.


2) You DON'T lose fat from weight lifting. Because you have to be in a calorie surplus for muscle to grow, you GAIN it.

Calorie surplus = fat? You're all set.

[McClain]

this is my absolute favorite thread in like.. forever
it makes me laffs and laffs
you kids are terrific

That's just it. Dude's like... 17 or something. Still a kid. Has no f'n clue in the world what's going on... Thinks he does, but he doesn't. Just like every teenager thinks they know. Just like every teenager has serious identity issues and becomes volatile over the most insipid shit. Hormones like a roller coaster... OAO... go to Africa or spend a summer with the Peace Corps. Find yourself through meditation or drugs. Just quit being such a faggot.

[Emu]

He's, like, not even 16 and a half, I think. :lol

[The One and Only...]

17 in August.

Kelly, you gain water with anaerobic muscle-building work. You do tend to lose more of with aerobic work, if I recall correctly, but overall you're going to have more water if the focus of your training is gaining mass.

[kellychaos]

YOUR BODY IS 70% + LBS IN FRIGGIN WATER WEIGHT! It may change in it's distribution but is immaterial in the scheme of permanent weight loss. The overall percentage is within a few percentage points over a broad spectrum of body types ... excluding those at the extreme ends of the spectrum, of course.

And as far as your bone growth goes, I have something that I'd like you to consider in light of the excess of steroid use in pro sports. This is not intended to turn your attitude. Just a thought:

Many athlete who abuse steroids often have injuries involving their bones and connective tissue. Why is that? Because the muscle is growing at a rate that far excells any improvement in the bones, tendons and ligaments. I.E. bone growth does not even come close to muscle growth even in non-steroid development.

P.S. Even though I don't know what the hell you're going on about half the time, I find your viewpoint vital and refreshing. More about.

[The One and Only...]

Kelly, I'm not talking about losing weight. If you're gaining weight from muscle, you're going to have to gain water weight too in order to keep the percentage of water the same in your body.

[Chojin]

I just realized that you're completely outrageous.

[CaptainBubba]

I weigh 180 pounds, stand 6 foot, (hilarious that you weight the same btw) and I rest completely certain I have at least twice the "lean muscle mass" you possess. People on this board who have seen my pictures can testify to this. I've been lifting weights and eating a high protein diet for roughly 5 years now. I gain about 4 pounds of "lean muscle" a year, on a good year. To gain anymore as a matter of permanence in any non-supplemental healthy fashion is nearly impossible (despite what websites and MUSCLE ABS WEEKLY will say). Noone will ever be impressed about your personal athletics or your diet regimen so stop trying to flaunt either, it just makes you appear desperate to hear results before you achieve them. Alot of people consider excersise a facet of their life and typically the people who talk about it as if it were a novelty to be displayed end up giving it up or developing eating disorders. Making you a raging douche bag in either case.

[The One and Only...]

Whatever dude. I guess the fact that I read what the bodybuilders say on the top forum for it in the world has no merit...

[CaptainBubba]

Correct

[Chojin]

I guess the fact that I read what the bodybuilders say on the top forum for it in the world has no merit...
CONGRATUATIONS!

YOU ARE THE INTERNET'S 1,000,351ST CUSTOMER TO USE THE PHRASE "RIIIGHT, THAT'S WHY (UNRELATED ISSUE/JOB/CIRCUMSTANCE) IS TRUE, RIGHT? :rolleyes"

But since you already won this week's contest, you are no longer eligible for our great prizes! Drink Coke, play again!

[Zomboid]

bubba you ripped bastard :(

[kahljorn]

I GAIN 5,000 POUNDS OF LEAN MUSCLE A YEAR, I HAVE ROPES COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKETS, MY FAVORITE TEA IS EARL GREY AND I AM COMPLETELY HAIRLESS.

Who/what am I?

[ziggytrix]

captain picard as a borg? man i used to watch star trek all the time, i hope i got that one right.

[kahljorn]

You're a smart man, ziggy. A SMART MAN INDEED.

[kellychaos]

Kelly, I'm not talking about losing weight. If you're gaining weight from muscle, you're going to have to gain water weight too in order to keep the percentage of water the same in your body.

Correct, you are going to gain some weight in conditioning as I explained. Just about every tissue in the body has some water content (the percentage varies with the tissue in question) but you tend to compartmentalize water as a separate entity while pigeon-holing it all as "lean muscle". When you originally said that I gained x amount of lean muscle and lumped organ growth, bone growth, water wieght, ect. into the fray, you were simply incorrect. I guarantee you that growth in some of the areas you mentioned is nominal. The majority of weight gain came from a combination of gaining muscle mass while not losing fat mass at the same rate. That's where aerobic exercise comes into play. It is possible to keep one's weight fairly close to what they started with before conditioning with the proper regimine and actually gain a low bodyfat percentage in the bargain.

[Lotida]

Who the fuck cares how much muscle the guy has.... he already told you he has a big dick!! That's what the girls want!!

[kahljorn]

Big dick, face like a hobgoblin, legs like a horse, personality like a Christian Science major... how can the girls resist.

[Rongi]

i'd just like to say that kahl has made me lol several times in this thread

k bye

[GADZOOKS]

Who the fuck cares how much muscle the guy has.... he already told you he has a big dick!! That's what the girls want!!

Meanwhile....

You all have spent quite some time analyzing OAO. If you didn't care about him...you wouldn't have bothered.

OAO...it's all out of love man...all out of love! :)

It's so great that once in awhile Lotida gets off her Sybian machine to tell us that "OH JUST FUCK EM ALREADY :rolleyes" or some variation or love whenever someone argues with another. It's a great responsibility.

Oh I'm flattered you thought of me! ;)

[kellychaos]

Big dick, face like a hobgoblin, legs like a horse, personality like a Christian Science major... how can the girls resist.

If I had a man-fantasy ... seriously. :/

[The One and Only...]

Lotida is my secret lover. We enjoy long walks by the beach, candle-lit dinners, and watching the sunset. :)

[CaptainBubba]

Faggot

[Lotida]

Lotida is my secret lover. We enjoy long walks by the beach, candle-lit dinners, and watching the sunset. :)

You're way too young for me dear.

Please keep posting though. I enjoy reading all the posts from everyone telling you what a loser you are. Such a loser, they are compelled to type paragraphs and paragraphs analyzing you. It's quite comical! Keep up the good work!! :)

[The One and Only...]

I've been rejected :(

[Lotida]

It's so great that once in awhile Lotida gets off her Sybian machine to tell us that "OH JUST FUCK EM ALREADY :rolleyes" or some variation or love whenever someone argues with another. It's a great responsibility.
I don't think I have ever said that?? Tear each other to pieces... I could care less. I didn't know that a Sybian machine was until I googled it.....WOW!! Everyone needs one of those!! Admit it, you have one!! :conspiracy


BY THE WAY......
Oh I'm flattered you thought of me! ;)

[Lotida]

I've been rejected :(


Don't think of it as a rejection. Your very existence on this board is giving me pleasure. :)

[sadie]

is that your eye?

[Lotida]

That is my daughter's eye. :)

[The One and Only...]

How old are you, anyway?

[Helm]

OAO realizes he internet-proposed to a 40 year old purple woman

[Lotida]

OAO realizes he internet-proposed to a 40 year old purple woman

I am not 40...sheeeesh!!

And...it's my daughter who is purple... not me!! :)

[GADZOOKS]

And I thought FartinMowler was the abusive parent on the board. :rolleyes

[Lotida]

I missed you Gadzooks! :)