zombie! :o

[ItalianStereotype]

oh nos, zombies! (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html)

[Emu]

lol :<

[pissed off salesman]

Heh, that's spooky.

Wouldn't that have some sort of negative effect on someone's brain, if they were kept like that for more than the 3 hours they used?

[Ant10708]

It said the dogs didn't get brain damage but I find it hard to believe humans wouldn't. I wonder if a human would know they were dead or if they just wake up with like the last conscious thought they had.

[Dr. Boogie]

And if you cut off the head and put it in a jar, would it start talking the minute you brought the body back to life? :west

[sadie]

is it real or is it memorex? :O

[Mr. Vagiclean]

and does the zombie dog have to look so menacing

[ziggytrix]

no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.

[sspadowsky]

no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.

Bullshit. They'll be digging up Ronald Reagan toute-suite.

[ziggytrix]

:lol

but i din't mean those right wingers. i meant their constituency.

[FromThe13thFloor]

The bigger question is, would you volunteer to be tested?

[MetalMilitia]

Well I would normally go to a pub but the opportunity to have my blood drained and replaced with ice cold saline solution doesn't come around often.

[Big Papa Goat]

I think they said that it would probably be used for gunshot or stabbing victims who have suffered severe blood loss. That's probably the only way it would really work anyway, since the procedure involves draining the patients blood.

[Immortal Goat]

*Insert clever Lovecraft reference here*

[Dr. Boogie]

*Insert clever Lovecraft reference here*

Get in line, buddy.

[kellychaos]

How would they get gunshot/stabbing victims to sign the waiver forms? :inblood

[ziggytrix]

soldiers don't have to sign waivers. enlisted = government property.

[Immortal Goat]

*Insert clever Lovecraft reference here*

Get in line, buddy.
You already had your turn.

[Dr. Boogie]

"Get that damn needle away from me!"

Ha, now I've stolen your turn again! You snooze, you lose!:0

[milknbooberry]

Wow, this is a field which finally being pioneered. Imagine the effect on the medical industry! Also, I was hoping for a tabloid paper, but real-life is even better.

[milknbooberry]

no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.

I take back what I last said. Well, maybe them Europeans will research zombie technology for us. Wait, I guess they have their own right-wingers to moan and bitch about pro-life when this treatment could save thousands.

:(

[milknbooberry]

no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.

I take back what I last said. Well, maybe them Europeans will research zombie technology for us. Wait, I guess they have their own right-wingers to moan and bitch about pro-life when this treatment could save thousands.

:(

[the_dudefather]

forget it, people get jumpy if food contains any e-numbers (or any other evil additives)

[pjalne]

What's with the wave of bumpers today?

[ziggytrix]

I would guess we got fark'd again or perhaps fark-lite'd.

[Skulhedface]

And I bet the company behind this miracle of mad science is Umbrella.

You guys have dibs on the Lovecraft references, so I'll just stick with Resident Evil references. It's more contemporary.