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Mockery
Mar 19th, 2003, 11:50 PM
It's been a while since we've had a new Visionary Darkness rant up on the site, let alone new material from Protoclown. Luckily, both things have been taken care of all at once. Proto's latest rant is all about the asinine concept of "freedom fries" that I'm sure you've all heard about by now.

"FUCK FREEDOM FRIES" by - Protoclown:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/freedom-fries.asp

Enjoy!

-RoG-

theapportioner
Mar 19th, 2003, 11:55 PM
:applause

Captain Robo
Mar 19th, 2003, 11:58 PM
What is so bad about the French?

Look at all the Anti-War support in America! But when the French do it, we have to get all pissy.

Anybody who would say "Freedom" or "Liberty" instead of French is a FUCKING ASSHOLE.


Good article.

Anonymous
Mar 20th, 2003, 12:06 AM
You're an asshole for not leaving when you said you would.

Skulhedface
Mar 20th, 2003, 12:18 AM
LoL Proto must've noticed that post I made with the phrase "Freedom ticklers"

Nice article Protoclown :rock

davinxtk
Mar 20th, 2003, 02:21 AM
This expands on more or less my first reaction to the name change.

Good show, Protoclown.

Anonymous
Mar 20th, 2003, 02:49 AM
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK!? :)

FS
Mar 20th, 2003, 05:23 AM
Could Jerry Lewis be forbidden to go to France (I'm sorry - Freedomland) now? Or maybe just forbidden to make jokes?

Wait, wait. Does this mean the Statue of Liberty is going to be sent back?

Will Gerard Depardieu's face be removed from all his movies and replaced with George Clooney's head?

Tropical
Mar 20th, 2003, 08:27 AM
The note at the end was beautiful Proto.

Blackjack
Mar 20th, 2003, 08:52 AM
Fantastic Protoclown!!!

And amazingly, you were even able to locate France on a map! What a scholarly American your are!

I heard that the war is called "Operation Iraqi Freedom" - that can't be official? Can it?

Oh, also today there was a protest rally on campus, so I couldn't get to my lectures. I guess the moral is "Oppose the War - Stay in Bed" or similar.

An excellent comeback to the VD pages, Proto!

sadie
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:08 AM
freedom kissing sounds nice. :(

sspadowsky
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:40 AM
:worship

Excellent work, dear clown.
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Daphne
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:53 AM
wonderful.

"FREEDOM ONION SOUP" :lol

FS
Mar 20th, 2003, 11:08 AM
I heard that the war is called "Operation Iraqi Freedom" - that can't be official? Can it?

Oh, it's official all right. What I'm wondering, is if that means it was originally named "Operation Iraqi French"?

pissed off salesman
Mar 20th, 2003, 11:17 AM
omg, omg lets do the SOUP thing again but this time it replaces the word french with freedom

Rez
Mar 20th, 2003, 11:18 AM
CANT SEE IT.

MY SCHOOL BANNED I-MOCKERY.COM

funded faggotry.

James
Mar 20th, 2003, 12:20 PM
I wonder what will happen when Captain Liberty faces Red Skull. :(

CaptainBubba
Mar 20th, 2003, 12:44 PM
they've decided to rename themselves Neo-Libertarians

What is it with crazy people insisiting they're associated with the Libertarian party?

Ninjavenom
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:12 PM
I am also going to punch the first person i hear seriously saying "freedom fries".

Protoclown
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:12 PM
Thanks for the comments, guys! I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

Anonymous
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:14 PM
I HATED IT AND HAVE COME TO HATE YOU BY ASSOCIATION >:

pjalne
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:18 PM
Living in non-France Europe and all, I hadn't heard anything about freedom fries before I read the piece. I was kinda confused at first, and went into a state of denial when I understood what you were talking about. I just can't believe people can be that dumb.

Yeah, great piece.

Protoclown
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:19 PM
I HATED IT AND HAVE COME TO HATE YOU BY ASSOCIATION >:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING ME HATE MAIL WITH VULGARITIES :(



AND THIS BIG BONER I'VE BEEN HAVING :(

Cap'n Crunch
Mar 20th, 2003, 03:29 PM
Great, now we have to get rid of all of the French cars and go buy "freedom cars".

Esuohlim
Mar 20th, 2003, 06:27 PM
Does this mean we have to change the name of "The French Connection" as well?

And what about French's brand mustard?? WHAT ABOUT THAT? :eek

davinxtk
Mar 20th, 2003, 06:30 PM
Yes, that's something that always seemed silly to me.

French's Brand American Yellow Mustard.

But hey, most of the time I'm distracted by the awesome sandwich I'm putting it on, so I don't think about the name very much.


Grey Poupon's the bomb too.

kellychaos
Mar 20th, 2003, 06:44 PM
What is so bad about the French?

Look at all the Anti-War support in America! But when the French do it, we have to get all pissy.


I think that it's a different issue. It's not so much a question of their anti-war stance as it is their lack of loyalty. In addition, the motivation behind their anti-war stance doesn't seem to be all that altruistic so much as financial. Just sayin' :/

Rez
Mar 20th, 2003, 07:00 PM
justice liquor made that article excellent.

McClain
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:02 PM
I enjoyed that Protoclown. It makes me happy that some of the best things in life are reflective upon France. The fries. The ticklers. Fuckin' mustard, man!

Cap'n Crunch
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:42 PM
What dumbass made up freedom fries? Why freedom? Why not change it to American fries or something. Some people are just dumb. If the fries were so filled with freedom they would be free.

Esuohlim
Mar 20th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Some people are just dumb. If the fries were so filled with freedom they would be free.

What the hell does that mean?

Jeanette X
Mar 20th, 2003, 10:24 PM
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I think that it's a different issue. It's not so much a question of their anti-war stance as it is their lack of loyalty. :/[/quote]

Lack of loyalty? Why do they owe us loyalty?

pjalne
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:43 AM
A couple of weeks ago the US ambassador over here expressed his dissatisfaction with Norways lack of loyalty. He said that if Norway didn't want to do a friend a favour, said friend might not want to do Norway a favour later.

I like how he made it sound almost like a threat, and how he thinks of killing Arabians as a friendly favour. Instead of, you know, maybe dropping him off somewhere or borrowing him a carton of milk.

The Unseen
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:10 AM
This war has been the funniest war yet :rolleyes

Anyways, good article proto

kellychaos
Mar 21st, 2003, 01:23 PM
Lack of loyalty? Why do they owe us loyalty?

Liberating them during World War I, World War II, making their Vietnam conflict OUR Vietnam conflict ... you know, that sort of thing. :)