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soundtest
Jul 17th, 2005, 06:43 PM
http://shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=49133

Man Dies after having Sex with Horse

A Seattle man died July 2, 2005 after engaging in sexual activities with a horse being boarded at a farm. The police were not notified until after his death at Enumclaw Community Hospital.


Sgt. John Urquhart stated that they were able to determine the man's home address by reviewing the security cam footage and checking the license plate of a driver that dropped him off at the hospital.


Deputies were at his farm in the Enumclaw area, but don't believe any crime has been committed because bestiality isn't against the law in Washington State. At best there may be evidence of 'animal cruelty' which is an offense in Washington.

Source: seattletimes.nwsource.com (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html)

Helm
Jul 17th, 2005, 10:07 PM
....yet many women survive!

maggiekarp
Jul 17th, 2005, 11:06 PM
Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)

Emu
Jul 17th, 2005, 11:43 PM
It's not legal, it's just not illegal. :rolleyes

Yggdrasill
Jul 18th, 2005, 12:58 AM
R.I.P Tom Green. :(

kellychaos
Jul 18th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)

Translation: Who was the pitcher and who was the catcher?

That horse was beggin' for it, dressed up all in that saddle n' shit.

soundtest
Jul 19th, 2005, 12:48 AM
Apparently he was receiving and died from internal bleeding.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&slug=WA%20Abuse%20Investigation&dpfrom=th

kellychaos
Jul 19th, 2005, 05:31 PM
After all the emergency room urban legends I've heard, I would have expected better from an asshole. >:

Helm
Jul 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM
don't think capacity was the issue, but violent thrusting

Dole
Jul 19th, 2005, 06:11 PM
his last words: 'WHOA, Horsie!'

Helm
Jul 19th, 2005, 06:13 PM
haha

Zero Signal
Jul 21st, 2005, 10:36 AM
Goatse to the rescue.

kellychaos
Jul 21st, 2005, 05:17 PM
"I didn't even get a chance to ask his name!" :(


http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/lone-ranger-cmda.jpg

Ace Rimmer
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:34 AM
http://emote.betteridiot.com/emote/168/e.jpg (http://emote.betteridiot.com)

kellychaos
Aug 8th, 2005, 05:16 PM
Ass rimmer. :lol

Royal Tenenbaum
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:39 PM
I just read on Savafe Love that the video of the incident was leaked online. :puke

sadie
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:32 PM
"ass rimmer" is too good a name for the person who forced the image of this thread's main idea back into the forefront of my mind. >: