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bigtimecow
Jul 20th, 2005, 03:12 AM
I'MMA CUT YA

jin
Jul 20th, 2005, 03:54 AM
Look for clues! ;O

executioneer
Jul 20th, 2005, 05:31 AM
http://www.par.ucsb.edu/recsports/intramurals/_pic_gallery/league%20champs/f03/large%20images/Bball%20MA1-%20Squad.jpg
MYSTERY SQUAD IS ON THE CASE :eek

http://www.sharonbeals.com/images/peopleimages/peorova.jpg
YOU CANT STOP US MYSTERY SQUAD WE ARE MONSTERS:eek

GADZOOKS
Jul 20th, 2005, 06:09 AM
I love you Mystery Squad. The only mystery is that why you weren't in my life sooner.

jin
Jul 20th, 2005, 06:54 AM
I smell TROUBLE! ;O

sadie
Jul 20th, 2005, 08:12 AM
mash and two tits!

!!!!
Jul 20th, 2005, 09:57 AM
bigtimecow i didn't know that you fuck cows! that's gross

ziggytrix
Jul 20th, 2005, 10:22 AM
bigtimegross! :O

bigtimecow
Jul 20th, 2005, 01:13 PM
SOMEONE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT IT WAS WILLIE.

but i suppose he has good judgement considering i was leeching his bandwidth. i'm sorry willie, i love your website.

executioneer
Jul 20th, 2005, 06:39 PM
if you edit that harry potter spoiler out of that one thread i will change it back :(

GADZOOKS
Jul 20th, 2005, 06:49 PM
Yeah and maybe after that he can host the god damn picture on HIS OWN.

bigtimecow
Jul 20th, 2005, 07:13 PM
HAY GUYS WANT TO HEAR A SPOILER?

Esuohlim
Jul 20th, 2005, 08:25 PM
It turns out that the Half-Blood Prince is Hermione (pg. 311) :eek

Also Hermione must be a man for this to make sense but we'll see in Book 7 ;)

bigtimecow
Jul 20th, 2005, 08:48 PM
I HAVE NO COMMON SENSE :<

Esuohlim
Jul 20th, 2005, 08:53 PM
If it turns out that you're right I'll see to it that you are BANNED and don't think it won't happen, I used to be admin around here pal I've got connections >:

executioneer
Jul 20th, 2005, 08:56 PM
seriously dude quit spoiling nobody likes a spoiler

pjalne
Jul 21st, 2005, 08:28 AM
OK, now I'm pissed at God for making Bigtimecow and Willie when he clearly should have made two Willies instead. >:

sadie
Jul 21st, 2005, 08:28 AM
you need to go back to preschool to relearn your farm animals, bigtimeass.

bigtimecow
Jul 21st, 2005, 10:21 AM
i'm sorry :(

i thought you already read it anyway?

pjalne
Jul 21st, 2005, 12:32 PM
Yeah, sure, everyone on this forum has had time and opportunity to read it less than a week after it was released.

executioneer
Jul 21st, 2005, 04:21 PM
man seriously it takes some folks months to read books don't spoil em :( go spoil some movies or something instead

Esuohlim
Jul 21st, 2005, 05:25 PM
Man this really steams me up because I was steering clear of rumors and spoilers for the last few months just so I could enjoy a book without previous knowledge of what would happen and some bigtimejerk posts spoilers nonchalantly in a random, otherwise safe thread and omg i'm just >:

bigtimecow
Jul 21st, 2005, 06:16 PM
i actually heard on the news that some kids right after buying them at midnight of the release they read and finished them that night/day.

and the half-blood prince one you kinda brought onto yourself.

pjalne
Jul 21st, 2005, 06:33 PM
And clearly, all the members on this board were among those kids you saw on TV.

And how the hell does Esu making an obvious joke justify you spoiling the book for a whole forum? Fuck the cunt that shat you out.

bigtimecow
Jul 21st, 2005, 06:39 PM
i forgot the entire forum reads every thread and is interested in harry potter.

so you know what's gonna happen, who cares, now as you read things will make more sense rather than leaving you out in the clouds.

Helm
Jul 21st, 2005, 06:45 PM
bigtime, the thing you describe is the 'second reading' effect. It's called that, because it occurs after the first reading. Both terms exist to underline the fact that books can be written with first and second reading benefits in mind. Literarly devices as flashbacks and foreshadowing are there so they can be appreciated bilaterally. So

so you know what's gonna happen, who cares, now as you read things will make more sense rather than leaving you out in the clouds.

This isn't very smart to force on people.

pjalne
Jul 21st, 2005, 06:53 PM
Things will MAKE MORE SENSE? Dude, this isn't a Cronenberg film. This is Harry Potter. It's a childrens' series. It's not like I'm gonna be confused and trash my place shouting "WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING COMPLETELY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING? WHAT IS THIS SUSPENSE DEAL, IT'S HURTING MY HEAD! I AM, AS BIGTIMECOW ON THE INTERNET WOULD SAY, IN THE CLOUDS!"

Buildup and suspense is what gives a story momentum and drive. What you're doing is taking that away from people at random and without second thought. No, everyone on this forum hasn't read this thread, and everyone isn't interested in Harry Potter. But guess what, I am, and so are Esu and Willie. And maybe Sadie and Jin, I don't know. And since this, or that other dumb thread of yours, isn't called 'Harry Potter spoilers', you're just being a cunt if you actually post spoilers in it.

Chojin
Jul 21st, 2005, 07:22 PM
Bigtimecow has been banned for at least one week for the offense of being debilitatingly queer.

imported_Hollycaust
Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:17 AM
that one seizureistic avatar is hot

Matt Harty
Jul 24th, 2005, 01:22 AM
haha fuck you faggot

hix1122
Jul 24th, 2005, 01:09 PM
You should have rubbed his nose in it.

French Guy
Jul 27th, 2005, 05:49 AM
I am pissed Bigtimecow. I was on page 302 in when I read this forum and it spoiled the big surpise damnit.
Now you shall be cast to the deepest pit in hell for spoiling it for me.