virginity

[vampirekiss]

how old where you when you "lost " your virginity?

describe your first experiance was it really awkward?


should people wait for marriage or wait until there in a good relationship?

[Master of Demise]

I lost my virginity the first time I had sex.

[The One and Only...]

I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.

[vampirekiss]

are you sure you lost it. dont you remember where you put it, i do think you should remember where you put something that important :lol :

[Master of Demise]

Well then you must be very proud of yourself.

[The One and Only...]

are you sure you lost it. dont you remember where you put it, i do think you should remember where you put something that important :lol :

Yeah. I tried to find my verification card in my wallet, but it just wasn't happening.

[CaptainBubba]

All three of you need to lose your virginity to my knife with your ribs.

[HickMan]

You know, sex REALLY isn't that big of a thing you guys.

[DeadKennedys]

I was 16.

And it wasn't awkward.

[Emu]

I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.

fucking christ i hate every post you make

[ziggytrix]

in order: 17. no, that's personal. not especially. good relationship if you know how to use a condom and she's on the pill, otherwise marriage.

this thread has so much potential and so little chance of achieving it. :(

[adept_ninja]

13 not special wasnt akward either

[Dole]

2 and it was understandably pretty fucking awkward

[The Unseen]

I was 16, not awkward and like last month.

[Supercooldude]

I have never yet put my penis inside a girl. :(

[Sethomas]

18. Too drunk for it to be awkward, until the vomit.

[nothing4buddha]

17. he cried :(

[HickMan]

what a fag

[The One and Only...]

You should have bludgeoned him with the spare tire.

[Geggy]

I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.

i'm surprised your left hand hasnt blown your brains out in a jealous rage.

i was 13. i was in a private school and lived in a co-ed dorm. what do ya expect to happen?

[Dupes]

17. A very awkward and infamous day. I'm not to proud of that day.

[The One and Only...]

You should have just listened to your mother's advice about those bad girls.

[glowbelly]

kinda like how you should listen to your mom when it comes to your modelling career?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

17. he cried :(

I HAVE to know....why did HE cry?

[Supafly345]

He was probably in his period.

[kellychaos]

he's crying again ... right now as we speak ... fucking crybaby >:

[sadie]

i was nineteen. and it hurt. and i felt guilty 'cause i'd planned to save it all for marriage. so i ended up marrying him. :(

[maggiekarp]

Still a virgin. It doesn't suck all that much, though, I still have another year atleast before I really have to start working on that.

[Sethomas]

ASL plz

[Cosmo Electrolux]

He was probably in his period.

My guess would have been he cried because of the hairbrush she rammed up his ass prior to intercourse.....

[Slinky Ferret]

I've heard some girls cry afterwards/during etc. etc. I didn't. I had a great time when I lost mine. It was the right lad and we lost "it" together at 19.

I did however cry after the next person I slept with because it was probablywhat most loss of virginity experiences are like - no affection and all over in about 2 minutes and he just got up and walked off to the bathroom and then just got dressed again. Fucker. >:

From what I remember sex is different with someone you love. Although I can't remember what that feels like because its been four years since I slept with someone I was in love with. :/

[kellychaos]

Still a virgin. It doesn't suck all that much, though, I still have another year atleast before I really have to start working on that.

Even ugly girls (I'm not making any assumptions, btw ... but if that was in my mind and I typed it, then I guess I am ... anyway) don't have to work at it. Well, unless work involves trying to pick out the drunkest guy in the place. Well, good luck with that.

[Slinky Ferret]

That is true over here.

Beer - gets fat chicks laid and anyone to be honest.

Go to the right club and you've got it.

[Supercooldude]

Yeah any girl can get sex even if she's ugly, fat, stupid, nerdy, etc. But a guy with those qualities can't get laid unless he's rich. Men are so oppressed.

[HickMan]

You're stupid

[Stero-San]

14, and get this, to a girl who threatened to kill herself if I didn't eat her out.

She was a crazy bitch, shaved off her eye brows, hung out w/ nothin but skin head mexicans.

She's a stripper now. I saw her for first time three months ago. She was walkin by my house and I said somethin stupid like "hey baby". She yelled at me not to say that. I asked why. She said because she gets it all day at work. I asked where do you work, she says, a strip club.

So she leaves, me and my friend get in my car to go find her and "give her a ride'. We get to her, my friend rolls down his window, and asks if she needs a ride...and she pulls out a gun. No shit. And tells us to leave. I look over and say, "Jessica, is that you." Long story short , we started talkin, she told us she had two kids. One 2 one 4. I drove off like a bat out of hell. (it was about 5 years earlier that I had fucked her)

[maggiekarp]

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know :(

[sadie]

dictionary.com:

geek ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gk)
n. Slang

A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.


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[Perhaps alteration of dialectal geck, fool, from Low German gek, from Middle Low German.]
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geeky adj.
Our Living Language Our word geek is now chiefly associated with student and computer slang; one probably thinks first of a computer geek. In origin, however, it is one of the words American English borrowed from the vocabulary of the circus, which was a much more significant source of entertainment in the United States in the 19th and early 20th century than it is now. Large numbers of traveling circuses left a cultural legacy in various and sometimes unexpected ways. For example, Superman and other comic book superheroes owe much of their look to circus acrobats, who were similarly costumed in capes and tights. The circus sideshow is the source of the word geek, “a performer who engaged in bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.” We also owe the word ballyhoo to the circus; its ultimate origin is unknown, but in the late 1800s it referred to a flamboyant free musical performance conducted outside a circus with the goal of luring customers to buy tickets to the inside shows. Other words and expressions with circus origins include bandwagon (coined by P.T. Barnum in 1855) and Siamese twin.

[New Noise]

I'm a virgin. I'm planning on staying that way until I'm married.

[sadie]

haha. i think i goofed.

[maggiekarp]

I was going to say I don't really like chicken heads :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Still a virgin. Waiting til marriage.

[Chojin]

thanks, update us as required

[neojester12]

I get so pissed at those programs that say DON'T Have sex till marrige, cause it only works for 12% of people, and 2) they tell you if you have to do it, dont use a condom. Which is really fucking retarded because it can save your life.

13 and still a virgin.
no wonder.

[kellychaos]

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know :(

I actually felt kind of bad in prompting her to this statement ... I mean ... if it was I that actually prompted it ... otherwise ... look for those desperate guys if your SO damned curious ... and I hope it hurts real bad 'cause you made me feel bad first ... good luck with that, btw :)

[Immortal Goat]

Still a virgin. Waiting til marriage.
Reach for the stars, son.

[Comrade Rocket]

i was 15, the only thing akward about it was that i had to basically mount myself up in the most uncomfterble position because the girl didnt belive in opening her legs more than a few inches.

[Big McLargehuge]

was she a jehovah's witness?

[HickMan]

15. And ever since then I've done it monthly. But I've given it up now.

[Comrade Rocket]

was she a jehovah's witness?

no, just a bitch

[maggiekarp]

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know :(

I actually felt kind of bad in prompting her to this statement ... I mean ... if it was I that actually prompted it ... otherwise ... look for those desperate guys if your SO damned curious ... and I hope it hurts real bad 'cause you made me feel bad first ... good luck with that, btw :)

My lazyness defeats my curiousity!

I didn't want to make you feel bad, though :(

[Rosenstern]

Still a virgin.

O MY GOD!!!!!!! HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE NEEDED TO BE TOLD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a virgin. Big fuckin surprise, given my hardcore turgid masculinity.

[Bod]

14.

Drank too much at Xmas do, passed out a virgin, woke up not a virgin.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Bod, your stories depress the shit out of me.

[Bod]

Apologies.

[kellychaos]

I saved that story from The Sun, actually. :posh

[The One and Only...]

I lost my virginity at 17.

[kellychaos]

You DO realize that we''re not talking about animals and inanimates, I assume?

[MLE]

so, how many hours before you had to rush back and tell us all?

[kellychaos]

I DO so like MLE. You should post more, truly. :)

[nothing4buddha]

I <3 you MLE.

[Esuohlim]

I guess I'm still technically a virgin based on what Bill Clinton taught me :(

[Dole]

yup, you're safe. That cock in your mouth and cigar up your arse didnt count.

[DrGonzo]

I had just turned 16. We had very quick and awkward sex behind the arcade where we used to hang out.
I didn't get laid for over two years after that.

[Womti]

i never lost my virginity and im 18. i guess im just one sad antisocial, sociopathic son of a bitch .^_^

[Esuohlim]

That's what internet message boards are for.^______________^

[The Raging Brute]

im with u pal

[MetalMilitia]

I lost it at 19 and it was actually pretty fun, not as bad as the first time is supposed to be. Im still with the girl now and we still have great sex.
Im glad she was the first because some other girls I met before her would have been so fucking embaressing to have slept with its not even funny. Gross.

I think when you are young you need to get your shit together or else you will end up alone and a virgin for a long time. Getting a job was the turning point in my life as it allowed me not only the cash to go out on the town to meet new people but it also taught me alot of people skills, I met my girlfriend through work too.

Im not really fussed that I was an internet geek for the first 18 years of my life because im quite sure that i would not have been mature enough to make decisions in the real world about important things like relationships. Also whilst bieng a geek i learned alot of skills which have helped me greatly in college and university.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i never lost my virginity and im 18. i guess im just one sad antisocial, sociopathic son of a bitch .^_^

That doesn't surprise me one bit......

[Rez]

18.

it was good

it's gotten much better since then, though.

[VolCanon]

19, and it was with a girl who was 31. Old asian chicks with shatloads of experience > girls my age.

[The One and Only...]

so, how many hours before you had to rush back and tell us all?

It was closer to a few months.

[Esuohlim]

Lost mine last week :emoticon

[ArrowX]

15....its was akward because she didn't move.

[Esuohlim]

did you at laest remember to take the price tag off :zing

[ArrowX]

not inanimate....she was dead.

At least there will be no complaints!

AM I RIGHT GUYS!

[GADZOOKS]

Wrong, that is very innappropriate and I'm surprised at you Arrow X.

You used to be a good kid, what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?

[ArrowX]

you mean before or after the necrophelia?

BTW for the sake of non psudo comedic acts I'm stull a virgin. And I dont' much care I'm not interested in any of the girls I hang out with.

[CaptainBubba]

CONGRATULATIONS ESUOHLIM! YOU ARE NOW IN A CLUB WITH SUCH DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS AS BILL COSBY, PARAS HILATON, AND CORKY FROM THAT T/V SHOW!

I THINK THAT ALL TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULD HAVE TO KEEP PRECIOUS ORE AND MINERALS INSIDE OF THEIR VAGINAS SO THAT WHEN YOU DO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH ONE YOU GET PRESENTS AND SHE DIES FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING!

Seriously though ya'll. Stop it with the virginity stuff. Especially on the internet. The internet was made for things like sharing your anti-cilantro salsa recipe, making spreadsheets using excell to track the exact sequence in deciseconds to perform an unstable zerg rush, and ordering authentic Xena samurai katanas. Come on, lets get back on track.

[The Retro Kat]

7 is when I got my first Xena katana, best one night stand of my life.

[Jixby Phillips]

i'm not answering this question, how dare you

[Supafly345]

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said "thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind"


True story.