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Jeff The Ninja
Jul 24th, 2005, 10:39 PM
For me, it was a game with the word soccer on the box (pre played at EB games). The cover art is in japanese and it is entirely in japanese. The name of the game is unknown and to this day, i cannot even start the game, only open a series of options that are in japanese. I only keep this game as a reminder to never buy a game in a dialect i cannot understand.
Emu
Jul 24th, 2005, 11:00 PM
What the fuck would possess you to buy a game titled "Soccer" anyway? At least get something with a recognizable title.
marmielake
Jul 24th, 2005, 11:26 PM
half life 2
it was totally overrated and expensive as hell.
MetalMilitia
Jul 24th, 2005, 11:43 PM
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jin
Jul 24th, 2005, 11:55 PM
Seriously, that game was terrible. :<

Well, it was excellent- if you also think watching a terribly tedious movie and constantly pausing it every ten seconds would be the greatest cinema experience of all time. ;O
eggyolk
Jul 25th, 2005, 04:21 AM
super monkey balls and i hated it with a passion
DamnthatDavid
Jul 25th, 2005, 04:51 AM
Return to Castle Wolfenstien for the X-Box.

This game was great, but brings back the point that most FPS games on a console suck when compared to PC versions.
Worst purchase in the last 2 years for me.
Driscoll
Jul 25th, 2005, 06:58 AM
Bram Stoker's Dracula for the SNES.

I bought it from a (now former) friend of mine for 5 bucks. The gameplay was terrible, the graphics were off-putting, and ultimately I just couldn't get into it. The music I actually kinda enjoyed, though.
MetalMilitia
Jul 25th, 2005, 11:35 AM
Some stupid olympics game on the SNES, it sucked.
neojester12
Jul 25th, 2005, 12:10 PM
tetris worlds
Zomboid
Jul 25th, 2005, 12:36 PM
Bram Stoker's Dracula for the SNES.

I bought it from a (now former) friend of mine for 5 bucks. The gameplay was terrible, the graphics were off-putting, and ultimately I just couldn't get into it. The music I actually kinda enjoyed, though.

Fuck you, I had that on genesis and loved it.
ziggytrix
Jul 25th, 2005, 04:10 PM
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.
timrpgland
Jul 25th, 2005, 07:17 PM
RYL... the game sucks.
ROOKIE
Jul 26th, 2005, 01:23 PM
Gran Turismo 3. The cars feel like boats. The most exciting thing and also toughest challenge is making successful turns.
executioneer
Jul 26th, 2005, 04:08 PM
the cars are difficult to control because it is based on real physics :lol
Girl Drink Drunk
Jul 26th, 2005, 07:16 PM
Bionic Commando
Emu
Jul 26th, 2005, 07:34 PM
that's just because you're too stupid to play it :lol
Mad Melvin
Jul 26th, 2005, 07:47 PM
The stupidest game I bought was definitely Back to the future 2 & 3 for NES. That game didnt make no goddamn sense. I had no idea what the hell I was supposed to do.
I collected fuel for the DeLorean and avoided these fucking birds that made the most annoying sound possible and the main character shot bouncing popcorn out of his penis. That was the dumbest game I bought and the weirdest game I ever played. :(
Sacks
Jul 26th, 2005, 11:35 PM
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.

:rolleyes

Probably this George Foreman game for the SNES. It was trying to be like Punch-Out!!, but I guess it didn't try hard enough.
Ninjavenom
Jul 27th, 2005, 12:31 AM
Suikoden is the most regrettable game i have ever purchased.
Schimid
Jul 27th, 2005, 01:32 AM
Guilty Gear Isuka. $50 bucks for that piece of dung.
Dr. Boogie
Jul 27th, 2005, 03:22 AM
A tie:


Garfield: Caught in the Act for the Genesis.

DBZ: Budokai for PS2.
Guitar Woman
Jul 27th, 2005, 01:55 PM
Star Fox Adventures. That has to be the biggest piece of seagull shit that has ever disgraced one of my consoles.
Girl Drink Drunk
Jul 27th, 2005, 02:04 PM
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.

Oh God!. How could have forgotten X-Men? Although I've never played E.T. (I've heard that a shitload of copies were crushed with a steam-roller, along with Pacman, and cemented in a landfill), X-Men was the rape of comic-liscencing and gameplay.
eggyolk
Jul 27th, 2005, 04:54 PM
yea ET takes the cake for worst game ever :lol

:rolleyes
Emu
Jul 27th, 2005, 04:56 PM
hay do you guys read seanbaby he talked about et once it was pretty good
ROOKIE
Jul 28th, 2005, 12:12 AM
I read some of his reviews on a magazine. I believe he had an entire section to himself where he wrote about the crappiest video games. I thought he was pretty funny...until I found out he regurgitates the same shit every month.
werd123
Jul 29th, 2005, 09:42 AM
Metal Of Honour:Frontline.

The first level was cool but the rest just Typical WWII First-Shooter stuff, so that made it boring to me.
Esuohlim
Jul 30th, 2005, 02:01 AM
BUGS BUNNY'S CRAZY CASTLE >:

1 AND 2 >:
King Hadas
Jul 30th, 2005, 04:36 AM
La Pucelle Tactics, harshly reminded me why I dont like anime.
Emu
Jul 30th, 2005, 11:32 AM
BUGS BUNNY'S CRAZY CASTLE >:

1 AND 2 >:

the first one on the gameboy was pretty hot
Supafly345
Jul 30th, 2005, 12:00 PM
Eight Eyes
Zomboid
Aug 1st, 2005, 08:51 PM
Kirby 64.

Relatively fun game...just so kiddy that my friends made fun of me for it :( [/i]
Marine
Aug 7th, 2005, 11:57 AM
Bram Stoker's Dracula for the SNES.

I bought it from a (now former) friend of mine for 5 bucks. The gameplay was terrible, the graphics were off-putting, and ultimately I just couldn't get into it. The music I actually kinda enjoyed, though.

Fuck you, I had that on genesis and loved it.


actually the one on genesis has much worse graphics than the superior one for the nes and if compared the one for genesis is a bucket o' crap.
ItalianStereotype
Aug 7th, 2005, 02:52 PM
La Pucelle Tactics, harshly reminded me why I dont like anime.

fuck you, Nippon Ichi does no wrong.
fungusamongus
Aug 7th, 2005, 02:55 PM
cruis'n velocity for the gba. what a piece of shit
darkvare
Aug 7th, 2005, 07:44 PM
metal dungeon for x box it sucked ass you couldnt even handle your guys.