THE REIGN OF EL SERPENTO!

[Mockery]

As you probably already know, I-Mockery is based in Richmond, VA... well RVA has a new anti-hero in the form of an anonymous Mexican wrestling madman who goes by the name "El Serpento". We are happy to host his site here on the I-Mockery server.

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/1268221.gif (http://www.elserpento.com)
THE REIGN OF EL SERPENTO!
http://www.elserpento.com

(note: any resemblance to other I-Mockery members is purely coincidental)

[Chojin]

I am humbled :<

[Chojin]

He's also on the Richmond, VA livejournal community page: http://www.livejournal.com/community/rva/697876.html

I don't know if I was supposed to share that link ;< Don't participate ;<

[soundtest]

THINGS I AM BETTER:

- CRIMES

el serpento is awesome :tear

[ziggytrix]

WHO CAN STOP EL SERPENTO? NOBODY BUT SGT. SLAUGHTER BUT HE IS OLD AND FAT AND DOESN'T EAT ENOUGH FISH.

i love this guy.

[Chojin]

SCHOOL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER WIN IN BATTLE. WHILE YOU ARE OFF AT LEARNING BUILDING CENTERS, I WILL BE CRIMINALING ALL OF RICHMOND. THEN WHEN YOU GET BACK YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. YOUR HOME WILL BE LIKE INSIDE OF A VOLCANO, BUT NOT AS HOT AND WITH MORE CRIME.
Also, I don't mean to defy serpento, but shouldn't "El Serpento!" have one of those upside-down exclamation marks before it?

[Chojin]

Gasp, El Matematico's LJ page is on the site too http://www.livejournal.com/users/el_matematico/

And no, I'm not shilling this crap as a favor, I just think it's hilarious ;<

*I just bought a ringer tee and a button. I could not resist. I resolved to hold my breath on the issue but found that I could not. :<

[soundtest]

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[Marc Summers]

I'm training to hold my breath so one day I won't drown in a kiddie pool so I can be 1/100000000000000000000000 as awesome as Mr. Serpento!!!! :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship

[Supafly345]

HA HA HA! DO NOT BE ANGRY BECAUSE I MADE YOU PREGNANT IN YOUR SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I WILL RETURN FOR MY SMALL CRIMEDOERS WHEN THEY BURST FROM YOUR BELLY AND YOUR FACE.I can't stop laughing.

[Helm]

http://www.elserpento.com/sidekick/loco-destructo.jpg

Nothing will ever be more awesome than this picture.

[Schimid]

SEE? I AM BEST IN SO MANY WAYS THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL THE BRICKLAYERS ON THE PHONE SO THEY CAN PUT BRICKS ON YOU TO WEIGH YOU DOWN SO YOU DON'T FLOAT AWAY IN AMAZEMENT.

This is going into my everyday vocabulary.

[Marc Summers]

MY FATHER WAS A BETTER DAD THAN YOUR MOM COULD EVER BE.

Well I certainly hope so :eek

[Chojin]

I think we need some El Serpento wallpaper.

I think I need some El Serpento wallpaper. :tear

[MetalMilitia]

hold up!


http://www.elserpento.com/serpento-title.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/jasontiger.jpg

:tinfoilhat:

[Chojin]

(note: any resemblance to other I-Mockery members is purely coincidental)
:rolleyes

[Mike]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/jasontiger.jpg


I never really thought Proto was a homofag...until now.

[ziggytrix]

shit, based on internet postings alone i'd say half of Richmond, Va was homofaggery...

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

shit, based on internet postings alone i'd say half of Richmond, Va was homofaggery... >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[ziggytrix]

hey don't be mad at me that your fine city's most outspoken internet representatives think homo inneuendo is the bleeding edge of humor :P

[darkvare]

el serpento should have his own fan club. i would join itl

[EL SERPENTO]

I DO HAVE FAN CLUB! YOU SEND ME YOUR MONEYS AND I SEND YOU ALL THE FACE STOMPINGS! HA HA HA!

[kellychaos]

http://www.elserpento.com/battles/post2/stupid-matematico4.jpg

[sadie]

aw. purple crayon.

[darkvare]

http://storetn.cafepress.com/4/27713844_F_store.jpg
awww cute el serpento teddy bears :love now if i wasn't poor i could get one :(

[Chojin]

my serpento tee arrives tomorrow!

my button has already arrived, and cafepress didn't bother to center it or anything. hooray