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Schimid
Aug 5th, 2005, 12:45 PM
I've known this girl for about five years. Just known, not had any interest in. She had a heavy crush on me for the first year or so, and then moved to Hawaii. Never thought more of her, life went on, stuff.

So now she's back. And she's pretty cute. And she seems pretty open for hooking up. She's really open to talking about her sex life, so I figure she probably isn't against just one-night deals anyway, especially since she lives real close to me.

So we're at her house and her and her friend are laying on me (one in each arm but the other girl was kinda fat so she doesn't count) and we all listen to Dane Cook. I'm just kinda absent-mindedly rubbing the small of her back and looking up at the ceiling and thinking whether or not I should take up her offer to spend the night and whether or not the Chinese food from last night at the house was still any good. I decided it was.

Fast foward to later--I decided not to stay since it was my first day seeing her in a while. On the walk up her street, she must've gotten hit by some psycho moonbeam, because out of nowhere, she talks about the most random shit. This is verbatim.

"You know, I thought about you all the time while I was in Hawaii. You probably didn't think of me though. I had a boyfriend for a while--I got arrested because of him. He put a restraining order on me and I didn't listen to it. He said I was stalking him but I swear I wasn't! So what was up with you rubbing my back there? You must like the feel of skin. I like the feel of skin too. We should hang out tomorrow. I get out of work at 4. If I get out earlier I'll call you so we can hang out, just us two."

Now I wouldn't care so much if I didn't remember from three years before that this girl is a clinger and the fact that she got a guy to put a restraining order on her. She's stopped by my house twice, called nonstop, and even got her friends to start asking where I was. Keep in mind we met for the first time again the day before yesterday. It's gotten to where I'm telling my stepdad to go on phone duty and only accept male voices.

I'm probably just going to avoid her long enough to let it die down until she finds another guy to love, but I'm afraid that maybe that'll just make things worse. I really don't care about being her friend (fuck, I didn't think of her once for the whole three years), and I really don't want anything serious.

High school girls are crazy.

Dole
Aug 5th, 2005, 02:02 PM
She does sound nuts. Anyone with a restraining order against them must be at least partially disturbed....and if she was lying about it to try and impress you, that makes her more nuts. Avoid.

Emu
Aug 5th, 2005, 02:06 PM
I'd avoid her, too. Any time you do end up spending with her, try not to do anything that she might consider "bonding." Take a few of your friends with you and try to sit more with them and less with her.

adept_ninja
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM
I think when she said "I like the feeling of skin" is a little weird also :/

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:09 PM
Not everyone has as many opportunities as Zack, I'd marry the girl. :(

Studio8
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:13 PM
I don't think it's a good idea, but I kind of would like for you to sleep with this girl just so you can report back to us and tell us the nutjob things she said to you during and afterwards.

ziggytrix
Aug 5th, 2005, 05:14 PM
He put a restraining order on me and I didn't listen to it. He said I was stalking him but I swear I wasn't!

It takes a serious disconnect from logic and reality to follow that first sentence with the second here. Keep that in mind AT ALL TIMES when dealing with this girl.

I'm not saying that what she says and what she thinks might be different, I'm saying what she thinks and what she thinks are probably very different. Nuckin futs. Trust me.

kellychaos
Aug 5th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Follow up: The crazy do not know that they are crazy. RUN!!!! :eek

P.S. The emoticons are case-sensitive. :(

sadie
Aug 5th, 2005, 08:03 PM
the other girl was kinda fat so she doesn't count
shallow jerk. you probably deserve any hassles the other one gives you.

maggiekarp
Aug 5th, 2005, 10:40 PM
I vote for chunky crazy group sex!


Or, you know, stay away from her.

Helm
Aug 6th, 2005, 06:24 AM
dude do you actually like your life boring? Go for it. I bet the psycho sex will be great. She'll be cradling your nuts and going 'my precious!' in no-time. Breaking up with her later on will be awesome fun too. Seriously, don't you value life experiences at all?

Trippy
Aug 11th, 2005, 10:19 PM
what helm said, but in a more serious tone.

Xenogil
Aug 12th, 2005, 12:22 AM
Damn, your lucky.

adept_ninja
Aug 12th, 2005, 01:09 AM
I dated a crazy chick once it was fun times. I have the details of her being crazy in helms love thread and i must say; go for it.

Rifleman
Aug 12th, 2005, 01:53 PM
Look at it this way, all the wierd shit you wish you could talk a girl into doin........she has been DREAMING of doing to you...stalker chicks rock ass, when you are through with her move.....just dont leave a forwarding adress, thats how I break up

glowbelly
Aug 12th, 2005, 02:54 PM
how many times have you moved?

kellychaos
Aug 12th, 2005, 04:54 PM
Oh, you're talkin' REAL chicks. :( :Rifleman

Supafly345
Aug 13th, 2005, 12:44 PM
Holy cow I wish I had run into a crazy one like this before. It would be so awesome to ask her to prove her love to me by having her wear lampshades and go weeks only talking in pig latin.

kellychaos
Aug 13th, 2005, 12:58 PM
Forsooth, for all that exists betwixt heaven and the nethers, he cannot be but the coolest. :posh

P.S. (sp?) :(

Schimid
Aug 13th, 2005, 02:01 PM
She dropped off a stock list from her job at Safeway today and wrote batshit stuff all over it that I guess she thought I'd find utterly charming.

She highlighted "Sour Cream" and "Yogurt" and next to them wrote "to keep away yeast infections"

Such poetic verse is truly the key to my heart.

maggiekarp
Aug 13th, 2005, 02:10 PM
Sour Cream on that Fish Taco :lol :(

kellychaos
Aug 15th, 2005, 04:37 PM
Karp! :lol

Chojin
Aug 15th, 2005, 06:21 PM
schimid if you go out with this girl and keep giving us stories i'll put in a good word for you with bape who knows this might even make it into thread backups haha lets not get ahead of ourselves but seriously go for it is does she have a friend

Chojin
Aug 17th, 2005, 01:33 PM
okay so schimid is over and he brought the note.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/loveletterfront.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/loveletterinside.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/loveletterback.jpg

I like the feel of skin too.

I had to re-add the highlighting on the stock list because she wrote it in some magical disappearing ink that i swear I saw yesterday but today it was almost all gone. I don't remember what it said on the front. :<

AChimp
Aug 17th, 2005, 02:57 PM
This sounds like the most awesome girl in the world. :love

Chojin
Aug 17th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Also, when we were picking him up, this red pickup pulled up next to us and Schimid went 'oh god, it's her'.

So this is what this girl looks like.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001IVR9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Only replace the green with white.

Emu
Aug 17th, 2005, 03:31 PM
:lol

Slinky Ferret
Aug 26th, 2005, 10:11 AM
:/ Maybe she has a sense of humour that you don't understand.

Anyway, I think there is a time in life where everyone has got a little obsessed with someone else. Where you can't eat or sleep without thinking of them.

Of course this is when you're about 13 normally but some people are late starters and also, its not she's climbing through your bedroom window at night and leaving presents of dead bats is it?