She's returned.

[The One and Only...]

Jennifer is back.

[Marc Summers]

Did she see you at the beach?
btw: How was it? Please enlighten me on your beach-going activities I must know

[Esuohlim]

Everyone who knows what he's talking about suck because they've actually been reading OAO's posts.

[Pub Lover]

Dude, I'm OAO's buddy, I know what he's on about AND I care. >:

[Emu]

i'm sure this is going to evolve into a magnificent thread

[The One and Only...]

Did she see you at the beach?

No, she's back from Indiana.

btw: How was it? Please enlighten me on your beach-going activities I must know

The answer lies within yourself. You must merely find it.

[kellychaos]

Just say no. :themoreyouknow

[CaptainBubba]

If you're too scared of ridicule to do anything more than make posts with short general statements about boring personal dribbleshit then don't post anything. You have a myspace.

[Helm]

Agora, Anarchy, Action!! - An anarcho-capitalist blog experiment

[sadie]

i know what you're on about!

[The One and Only...]

If you're too scared of ridicule to do anything more than make posts with short general statements about boring personal dribbleshit then don't post anything. You have a myspace.

I'm not scared of ridicule, it's just that I don't think Heather would appreciate me going into details with what happened at the beach, I haven't talked much to Jennifer lately. The only thing I've said to her is that, for now, we should remain friends, b/c Heather and I have gotten very close.

[Sethomas]

Colloquially, "gotten" is a word. Just don't expect to join any British polo clubs while using it.

[sadie]

As if all AmE is informal and unprofessional as compared to BrE. :rolleyes

[Dole]

Oi! Shutcha bleedin marf! We always taker properer'n you lot.

[sadie]

the rain in spain falls mainly in the plains!

[mburbank]

I don't know who Jennifer is, but if she had more than a passing interest in OAO I think it's pretty clear she's a flipper baby, or fictional.

[kellychaos]

She has a prosthetic vagina with a priming valve.

[sadie]

which one is jennifer? the one you won't be open with? or the one you made plans to cheat on her with?

[mburbank]

DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH JENNIFER OR JUST TALK ABOUT MAKING OUT?! AND WHY, OH, WHY WOULD HEATHER MIND YOU DESCRIBING IN NEAR MEDICAL DETAIL WHICH PARTS OF YOU TOUCHED WHICH PARTS OF HER? WHO IS THE ONE WHO YOU ALMOST INADVERTANTLY ALLOWED TO GET CLOSE TO HAVING AN ORASM?!

[The One and Only...]

Jennifer is the one I was going to "cheat" with, though I am firmly against that now. Burbank, I've given Heather several orgasms at this point, so let's just leave the detail at that, k?

[mburbank]

OMG, OMG, SERIOUSLY, FOR REAL ORGASMS COMING FROM YOU AS OPPOSED TO BEING INADVERTANT?!?!?

Oh, this is big news, BIG NEWS!! This thing you and Heather are going through, it's incredible, unique, BOLDNESS, it's ability to stand the test of WEEKS! GOD SWEET JESUS, do you realize, DO YOU REALIZE what this means to the history of MAKING OUT?!? this is just so HUGELY DIFFERENT from what everybody else has ever been through in their lives, it's like you and Heather have INVENTED SEX!!!


Oh Jesus, though, this thread started about Jennifer being back WHAT DOES THAT PORTEND?!?









Seriously, though, do Heather and Jennifer both have head trauma? 'Cause that's all I can come up with.

[kellychaos]

which one is jennifer? the one you won't be open with? or the one you made plans to cheat on her with?

His capacity for love knows no bounds and, being as wordly and well-rounded as he is, he can hardly be sated by merely one woman. There is a woman for every aspect of that which comprises OAO ... including an abnormally large-thighed woman whom we've been asked not to talk about.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I just don't understand how he can afford all of this - he's paying them, so they must be cheap.

[Mr. Fugo]

Since seeing a rather horrid girl, almost equine in facial appearance even, vomiting through her nostrils and drooling like a dysfunctional, I cant really picture Mr. OaO's girls in any other way.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I cant believe heathers back i wonder if hes gonna get with her or if hes going to fall back under jennifer's spell??

[mburbank]

GOD DAMN IT PILLOWFIGHT, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!

Don't you even care?




Jesus fucking christ.