View Full Version : Summer Mock Meet 2003 Planning Phase I
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 10:04 AM
Summer is only a few months away and it's time to start to get our shit together on the next big Mock Meet!
The first thing we have to agree on is where to hold the gathering. Everybody is free to make suggestions and plug their city of choice. I'll start the process by plugging Boston!
Apportioner, CrazyBiter, Darryl, Max Burbank, and myself are all from the area, so we can be your tour guides. We can guarantee reasonably comfortable transportation for at least 12 people by car in my, CB, and Apportioner's vehicles. I don't know if Max or Darryl will be available. There is a great deal to do in or near the city. I'll give a few examples broken down into catergories.
There are no shortages of bars! You can't walk very far without hitting one. The alcoholics among us will have no complaints. Boston is very well-known for its dominance in this area, so I'll leave it at that.
There are a great many historical sites in Massachusetts. There are the obvious Revolutionary War sites of Bunker Hill, Lexington, and Concord. The USS Constitution is docked in Charlestown, an obvious location for a gathering of pirates! Then there's Faneuil Hall and all the other crap on the Freedom Trail. And, of course, Max's home town of Salem. Witches!
As for fun and game type places, we know quite a few. Six Flags New England is out in the western part of the state. It would be about 90 minutes away from Boston by car. There are plenty of billiard places and arcades. One place the Apportioner and I go to occassionally is the Good Time Emporium. They probably have every arcade game ever made along with a crappy little laser tag arena. For good laser tag, there is a Laser Quest up in Danvers, near Salem. They also have overnight lockins. If Boston is chosen as the site of the Mock Meet, I'll keep an eye out to see if one is coming up. There are several beaches in MA stretching from Cape Cod to the North Shore, although the water may not be as warm as some are used to.
The only disadvantage I can think of is lodging. CB and I will not be able to house anyone. I'm guessing the same is true for Apportioner. As for Max and Darryl, I don't know. I doubt they'd want a dozen people in their homes, though.
So, I've made my case for Boston. I think about a week from now we can all put this to a vote. I'm sure a bunch of the idiotic assclowns who hang out on the boards are going to pollute this thread at some point, but all true Mockers are asked to ignore their imput and stick to the matter at hand.
glowbelly
Mar 21st, 2003, 10:32 AM
i was just thinking that it would be nice to take a little vacation to visit all of my mocker friends this summer before i move to philly. boston was definitely on my list. i fucking love that town.
Blackjack
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:16 AM
Sure, I'll go as long as someone from Europe comes with me.
I say Europe because most of the British Mockers don't seem to want to post here any more. That's why I'm looking at YOU, FatSatan!
I know there are many cheap flights which leave from Amsterdam, so we could feasibly meet up and fly over to the states for a few days or so.
And don't forget to bring THE PIG!!!!
Buffalo Tom
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:54 AM
Two words: Easter Island. How can you not want to hold a convention in that place???
Failing that, Boston would be okay, so long as the Bruins trade Joe Thornton to a Canadian hockey club.
mburbank
Mar 21st, 2003, 12:00 PM
I am so up for Easter Island! Where else can you get such a LOTTA HEAD!?!?
Oh, laws, that was fun.
But if you come here, I won't have to go anyhwere. AND we hve the oldest continously operating chocolate store in the country!
Miss Modular
Mar 21st, 2003, 12:06 PM
I have relatives in the Boston Area, so I may not have such a problem this time around. However, one of them is getting married, so I don't know if they'll want to keep me. But I don't think my mom should be too worried this time around.
Protoclown
Mar 21st, 2003, 12:16 PM
I would love to see Boston. Regardless, wherever we hold this Mock Meet, I will be there.
sspadowsky
Mar 21st, 2003, 12:40 PM
Damn. I really wanna try to do this one. Unfortunately, that's gonna mean choosing between that and George's big party, 'cause I don't think we'll be able to afford both.
Anyone have a guess at just when we wanna do this?
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glowbelly
Mar 21st, 2003, 01:58 PM
george's party is going to be the bomb diggity, yo.
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:23 PM
Fuck Boston, Salem was 50 times cooler. That's where you guys should hold it if you're gonna hold it up north.
And Carni... when ya gonna post all the photos from your recent trip down here?
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:30 PM
I'll see if I can get to it tonight.
Anyone have any other suggestions beside Boston? Unanimity is a good thing, but I'd be curious to see some other places. Doesn't anyone else have a suggestion?
You haven't seen much of Boston, Mock. I wasn't particularly impressed with Richmond from what I saw, but I'm sure there's much more there, so I'm not passing judgment. We won't be staying solely in Boston anyway.
George's party will be great, I'm sure. I'm going to try to be there myself. This, however, is the annual Mock Meet. It should be bigger and longer. Your presence would be greatly missed if you were not to attend, Spad. This meeting will most likely be in July or August when all the high school and college Mockers are available. Agreeing on the date will be the next step after choosing the location.
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:38 PM
You haven't seen much of Boston, Mock. I wasn't particularly impressed with Richmond from what I saw, but I'm sure there's much more there, so I'm not passing judgment. We won't be staying solely in Boston anyway.
That was my second time in Boston when I came to see you guys, I've seen quite a bit of it and I never like it. For a large city, I thought it was quite boring. Much like Richmond. And yes while I'm sure there's little things I didn't get to see just like with you guys here in Richmond, in general, both cities are boring as hell.
Salem was definitely an awesome place. Philly absolutely rocks too, so that'd be another suggestion. I've also been wanting to see the West Coast... so there's always that. The West Coast mockers never really get to meet up with the East Coast ones ya know? Why not try making it easier... you know, meeting them halfway? (just NOT in any place like Texas)
And yeah Spad, I have to agree with Carni. The annual mockmeet is definitely a bigger/longer ordeal with more people in attendance most likely. I won't be going to George's upcoming party, but I'll try to find a way to make it to whatever mockmeet comes along this summer.
Anyway, I'll post the grandfather SMASH whenever you post your photos up.
:rock
ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:40 PM
That was my second time in Boston when I came to see you guys, I've seen quite a bit of it and I never like it. For a large city, I thought it was quite boring.
sounds like SOMEONE doesnt watch insomniac
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:42 PM
Actually, yes I do. :P
But he can have fun in any city/town because 1) wherever he goes people will buy him drinks and do incredibly stupid shit just to be on his show, 2) he has access to places and things that people without television shows can't get into and 3) Comedy Central pays for him to go around and do whatever he wants.
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 02:47 PM
Oh, and Boston also has the Aquarium and Museum of Science which I forgot to mention.
Mock, e-mail me the Grandfather SMASH photo as I want to incorporate it into the post of my pictures. I'm going to put them in story form and that's an important part of the story!
Anonymous
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:15 PM
We could have the meet the week before or the week after George's party. That'd be the bomb diggit-iggity.
Especially since I'll probably be working a camp this summer and wouldn't be able to take off.
As for location, the only place I've been to on the east coast that doesn't suck is New York, so I have no frame of reference.
whoreable
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:17 PM
vegas.
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:19 PM
Think about the college people! They won't be able to make it the week before or after George's party!
Not to mention that's cutting down our planning time to a matter of weeks!
glowbelly
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:31 PM
the problem with getting the west and east coast mockers together in one place is there is really nowhere interesting to go in the middle of our country.
i just looked at a map.
there's kansas...or nebraska.
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:34 PM
Minneapolis is quite nice. And there's always Chicago. Perhaps New Orleans? I'm sure it's nice so long as you don't leave the city limits.
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:34 PM
Then I say we go for the West Coast. It'd be nice to get off the East Coast for a lil' while anyway.
Carni, I just finished the animated pics and I've sent them to your email address. Check 'em out!
-RoG-
glowbelly
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:44 PM
i'm going to vegas in 2 weeks.
shit, i'm going to vegas in 2 weeks!
who has tenno's email address?
vegas would be INSANE...i wonder how many timeshare thingies my cousin can get me for free at once...
Zomboid
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:48 PM
Canadian mockers always get the shaft with these things >:
glowbelly
Mar 21st, 2003, 03:52 PM
nuh uh. buffalo tom has come to see me a couple of times and he went to new york. i think he was going to go to chicago, but his car got stolen or some other such crazy stuff.
KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:11 PM
I might be in Texas by this point.
ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:18 PM
where in texas?
you are right carni, new orleans is VERY nice. outside the french quarter things kind of suck, but downtown is nice and there is plenty of good stuff outside the city.
Anonymous
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:18 PM
Haha. There's no way in hell I'd be able to make a trip to anywhere not on the east coast.
James
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:24 PM
Mexico
KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 04:25 PM
I'm trying for Austin.
Ihach
Mar 21st, 2003, 05:51 PM
Well, I think Toronto would be good (as im near there). Plus, it'll be warm at the time of this, your fat american dollars would go farther, the bars are open late, attractive females, etc. etc. etc.
Vibecrewangel
Mar 21st, 2003, 06:14 PM
Come to the west coast!
Hobo Renee
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:04 PM
Sacramento, CA. Why? Well lets think off all the great things you folks can do! You can experience the joy of being in the city with the greatest basketball team in the US, the Kings. What else? Well there is always Hobo Renee who can guide you around, and maybe even Jixby Phillips would come on down and help me out. We've got Old Town, tons of punk rock clubs, bars, etc. Also, Sacramento has an airport...ooooh cool! Also, it's a short drive from both the mountains and lake tahoe along with 1 1/2 short hours from San Fransisco for all you international folks. There is also a Six Flags about 45 minutes away, and if you come during the end of summer the State Fair will be going on. Plus, since Sacramento is a medium sized big city the lodging will be far less than that of SF, Boston, NYC, etc. Sacramento is also home to a very posh youth hostel, cheap cheap! And the best part is that it's on the west coast. Word.
Bod
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:09 PM
It's all your own faults for livingin such a large country.Like if you lived in Luxembourg, this wouldn't be an issue
Zomboid
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:10 PM
Well, I think Toronto would be good (as im near there). Plus, it'll be warm at the time of this, your fat american dollars would go farther, the bars are open late, attractive females, etc. etc. etc.
Shh! We don't want any Americans taking our fun >:
ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:21 PM
pssh. all you have is moose fucking and maple syrup and the combination of the two, you can keep your fun.
Zomboid
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:29 PM
The big Canadian cities have pretty much everything big American cities have, and with a few less morons. West Edmonton mall's pretty cool but there's no way there'll EVER be a mock meet anywhere near my province, so I'll just stop....here.
McClain
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:31 PM
Glowbelly was on to something... How about Vegas? As far as entertainment goes, Vegas is a feckin' mecca. Tickets are always cheap as hell, too. This would afford us West Coasters a chance to go somewhere reasonably close and the East Coasters can go a long distance for a cheap price. And it's not like vehicles will be necessary because everything cool in Vegas is in the span of 2 miles. Lodging is cheap. Food is cheap. Hookers are cheap. The entertainment is unbound.
I can honestly say that if it's on the East coast, the odds of most Mockers in the west being able to swing it are slim to none.
whoreable
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:35 PM
I suggested it first >: I have never been but I always hear how fucking cheap it is and fun it is :(
Skulhedface
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:19 PM
I can tell you you probably wouldn't want to go to New Orleans, speaking as someone that lives in Louisiana, unless of course you want the Mock-Meet to turn into a pukefest/alcoholocaust. New Orleans is best in small doses, and you definitely DON'T want to stray too far from the Quarter.
I wouldn't mind going to a mock meet but who knows how you guys would react to a (relatively) newb being there?
But then, there's always bribery... I could bring a whole big ass box of action figures for RoG and McClain to split :lol
Carnivore
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:22 PM
I can honestly say that if it's on the East coast, the odds of most Mockers in the west being able to swing it are slim to none.
Aye, but the opposite is also true. I'll try to make it wherever it is, but I'm going to be working a lot of OT to afford a trip out west. This issue has come up before. Until we're all rich and famous, seperate Mock Meets for the opposite sides of the country are reality.
But I've always wanted to go to Vegas. If I ever won the lottery, I would personally fund a Mock Meet in Vegas.
ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:22 PM
what are you talking about? new orleans is fucking great in small or large doses. granted things become a hell of a lot more fun with plenty of alcohol, but there is still stuff for the non drunks.
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:06 PM
I could bring a whole big ass box of action figures for RoG and McClain to split :lol
Fuck that, I'd stab his puny ass and take ALL the toys. >:
Captain Robo
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:13 PM
Maybe when I'm older :(
davinxtk
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:16 PM
Hey hey, I'm gonna say Boston, and I'd definitely be able to attend.
You could also come down to Cape Cod, an entire 15-town island devoted to ripping off tourists.
:watches in horror as everyone moves to the west coast at once.
ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:19 PM
wait, who are you again?
Mockery
Mar 21st, 2003, 11:22 PM
Oh him? He's someone with an opinion that we won't take into consideration.
theapportioner
Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:00 AM
I'd rather not have the convention in Boston, but there are neat areas around here -- Davis Square, Jamaica Plain, Allston/Brighton.
Chicago perhaps?
McClain
Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:14 AM
Oh him? He's someone with an opinion that we won't take into consideration.
Hahaha!
Carni, you're missin' the point bub. Vegas is cheap as fuck. Flights, lodging and food are next to nothing.
Mockery
Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:16 AM
I'm not even crazy about the idea of vegas, but I'd choose that over boston in a heartbeat. Not saying I'm going for sure if it's in vegas or anything... hell, i'm not sure if I'll be able to afford to go anywhere for a while.
Misinformation Man
Mar 22nd, 2003, 01:54 AM
DID YOU KNOW:
Studies show that Larimore, North Dakota is the best place for meetings. People who have met in that city are generally happier, less tired, and more sexually virile.
PS - Can I come?
davinxtk
Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:35 AM
Oh him? He's someone with an opinion that we won't take into consideration.
http://24.60.240.39/pic352.jpg
This is my caring face.
Mockery
Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:36 AM
Quite caring obviously, since you took the time to take a photo and post it. Brilliant response old bean, brilliant.
:posh
davinxtk
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:15 AM
Old picture, but I know saying that invites you to argue.
I figured it would be nice to get to know some of the people here. Many of you are entertaining. Sounds like Vegas is winning now, and my hopes and dreams will be shattered to pieces.
I'd shed a tear but I'm prettier when I'm smiling.
James
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:25 AM
Shut yer hole, She-Hulk.
McClain
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:26 AM
I figured it would be nice to get to know some of the people here.
Wrong. You don't want to get to know any of us. We're elite. You wouldn't fit in. Plus you look too soft for the likes of us true cynical bastards. We'd have to phone your mommy and inform her that you were found face down in a gutter with a condom hanging out of your ass.
Mockery
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:30 AM
I'd shed a tear but I'm prettier when I'm smiling.
That line combined with your shirtless post in the "post yer pic" thread has solidified my belief that you're a foolish little girl who thinks she's a lot more than she really is. Are you sure you can't make it to Vegas? I'm sure Siegfried and Roy could use a fluffer.
Anonymous
Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:14 AM
Maybe when I'm older :(
You are aware it's invitation only, right, you piece of shit?
Zomboid
Mar 22nd, 2003, 09:33 AM
Robo thinking anyone would want him at a mock meet...:lol
Carnivore
Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:27 PM
Okay, back to the matter at hand. If Las Vegas is the chosen location, I'll do my best to get there. Most people won't be able to make it, though. You saw what Chojin wrote. I'm sure he's not alone. Vegas will be a kick-ass location, but the turnout might not be too good.
Captain Robo
Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:48 PM
You are aware it's invitation only, right, you piece of shit?
:posh
ItalianStereotype
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:02 PM
did you actually think that anybody here likes you robo? are you so delusional?
The Unseen
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:04 PM
Boston is most excellent, only an hour away from here
feelevil
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:06 PM
i am so there!!! can i bring chips n dip?
Carnivore
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:15 PM
We cannot guarantee that any uninvited persons who show will even be acknowledged. If we all go to a restaurant, you might be able to get a table adjacent to ours, but you certainly will not be sitting with us.
feelevil
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:25 PM
u guys know how to party i'll give yas that :rock :lol
Anonymous
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:28 PM
I'm telling you Carni, a real-life newbie beatdown would be the best thing ever.
Rongi
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:29 PM
I'd come but, I have a gambling problem :(
feelevil
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:32 PM
:lol no offense Chojin, but you physically hurting anybody is the funniest thing i've heard on here yet :lol
Anonymous
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:50 PM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/012103/leanonsword.jpg
feelevil
Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:51 PM
:eek
Carnivore
Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:04 PM
It's official, then! Chojin and I are coming armed!
glowbelly
Mar 24th, 2003, 09:16 AM
if this thing is in boston, i'm bringing davin as my date. :)
sadie
Mar 24th, 2003, 09:37 AM
planning in advance and i don't jive well. :(
Mockery
Mar 24th, 2003, 11:21 AM
if this thing is in boston, i'm bringing davin as my date. :)
I'm sure she'll wear his best dress for you too.
glowbelly
Mar 24th, 2003, 11:47 AM
i would expect nothing less from him. ;)
Geggy
Mar 24th, 2003, 11:47 AM
Come to Salem and I'll show you the underground, non-touristy side of the town. Please come. :(
Mockery
Mar 24th, 2003, 12:14 PM
i would expect nothing less from him. ;)
her. ;)
Blackjack
Mar 24th, 2003, 03:52 PM
Vegas: Been there, done that.
Well, I'm only 20, so I haven't gambled, drunk alcohol or had a hooker in Vegas. Not that I haven't ever... ahem.
And I'm not 21 till September. Such a young Whippersnapper.
If it's on the West Coast, I really want to see San Diego. From what I hear, every Friday night the entire college population travels 10 miles to the border and engages in drink/drug/sex fuelled mayhem until Monday, all weekend, every weekend. Fantastic.
How about a Road Trip?
Let's say I flew over to Viginia to meet Rog and Protoclown, how's about we hire a car and road trip it out out West to Vegas? Just a thought.
glowbelly
Mar 24th, 2003, 04:19 PM
you're insane. it would take you over 3 days, driving non-stop to get from richmond, va to las vegas.
we have big country!!
Mockery
Mar 24th, 2003, 04:59 PM
Blackjack, I'd probably kill you if I had to spend 3 days in a car with you. And Proto, christ, I can't stand being with him for a mere 5 minutes.
Hobo Renee
Mar 24th, 2003, 08:18 PM
All of you on the east coast are being really ridiculous. I wouldn't go to mock meet if it were in my backyard, but really. It's been on the east coast twice, lets mix it up. Okay, so a few wouldn't be able to go. What about when ten people on the west coast couldn't go?
Representen'
pissed off salesman
Mar 24th, 2003, 08:54 PM
how about south carolina? we can go cow tipping and ****** huntin'
Carnivore
Mar 24th, 2003, 11:28 PM
It's not ridiculousness, it's practicality, Renee. If it's a West Coast meet, there will be a lot of West Coast Mockers and only one or two East Coast Mockers. Vice versa if it's an East Coast meet. There's nothing wrong with having two separate meets, one for each coast. Hell, I'll change the topic of this thread to East Coast Mock Meet 2003 if it pleases you.
Command Prompt
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:03 AM
Obviously it should be in my town.
1. Its in the middle of North America.
2. All you american bastards can drink if you are at least 18, and get 2 dollars for every one dollar in exchange.
3. There is so much to do here it is not even funny
4. The weather kicks ass. (For Now)
5. No matter if you are a city person or a outdoorsy person, you will be guaranteed not to be bored.
6. We have the hottest girls.
7. Like, 5 of us on here won't even have to leave town.
WINNIPEG - MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK.
Mockery
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:05 AM
I think I'll go to the West Coast mock meet this year. o.o
Hobo Renee
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:35 AM
Um Carnivore, when has a West Coast mocker ever gone to a mock meet? The only one that I can think of is McClain and I'm not even sure if he was living on the West Coast at the time. So yeah, you might as well change the title of this to East Coast Mock meet, because those are the only people that are going to be there, and they are the same people that hang out with each other on a regular basis. Oh, sorry I have to go to Rez's house now, I have a West Coast mock meet coming on...
Anonymous
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:40 AM
Last time we had one, it was an East Coast/Midland/Canadian/British meet.
So suck on that.
Les Waste
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:46 AM
I have no money :D
davinxtk
Mar 25th, 2003, 01:06 AM
Boston would be the shit. Lots of stuff to do, at least three people would have less than a two hour drive, and if feelevil shows up there's plenty of ocean nearby to dump his dead body in.
Hobo Renee
Mar 25th, 2003, 01:07 AM
Quote:
"Last time we had one, it was an East Coast/Midland/Canadian/British meet.
So suck on that."
The only impressive place on that list is Britain, and Cherry was coming here for reasons other than the mock meet. Plus she went to the West Coast first, so boo hoo.
Carnivore
Mar 25th, 2003, 02:05 AM
It's not our fault that nobody on the West Coast organizes a Mock Meet over there :/
Command Prompt
Mar 25th, 2003, 02:09 AM
yeah, so winnipeg is all good
davinxtk
Mar 25th, 2003, 04:08 AM
So yeah, I think Boston would be the bomb. I could see if Carni was that kid I know named Jeff or not. I've only met him a couple of times.
Blackjack
Mar 25th, 2003, 06:30 AM
Quit whining about all this East Coast/West Coast Shit.
Why don't you all go to the North Pole Instead? That way everyone pretty much travels the same distance. Except the Canadians. And any Australians.
Anonymous
Mar 25th, 2003, 08:33 AM
Why don't you fags all meet here (http://www.superclubs.com/brand_hedonism/Resort_HedonismII/index.asp)?
McClain
Mar 25th, 2003, 08:49 AM
So what's is gonna' be? I vote for Vegas. But(tah), I'm not trying to screw anyone in the east out of a good time.
glowbelly
Mar 25th, 2003, 08:58 AM
i'll go wherever. i'm quitting my job at the end of may and i'm walking with a nice chunk of change. i deserve a little vacation.
sspadowsky
Mar 25th, 2003, 10:51 AM
I'm with McClain on this one. Vegas is cheap as hell. I've never been there, myself. He's already brought up all the good reasons for Vegas, so I don't need to repeat them.
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Carnivore
Mar 25th, 2003, 11:54 AM
It's one thing to say it's cheap as hell, but if you show us some packages and some prices, it might influence our votes.
whoreable
Mar 25th, 2003, 12:07 PM
you can practically get hotel rooms for free in vegas.
glowbelly
Mar 25th, 2003, 04:09 PM
i CAN get hotel rooms for free there...at least one that can sleep 8, anyways.
Hobo Renee
Mar 25th, 2003, 09:26 PM
WEST COAST :)
I went to Las Vegas when I was in third grade and I'm not allowed to go back, but I think that you all will have fun.
Mockery
Mar 25th, 2003, 10:22 PM
You're allowed to go to Japan, but not Las Vegas? :lol
Carnivore
Mar 25th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Karen, if you can get a free hotel room, I am so there!
Renee, why do you care where the Mock Meet is if you don't plan on going?
McClain
Mar 25th, 2003, 10:33 PM
Vay Gus! Vay Gus! Gay Bus!
Anonymous
Mar 26th, 2003, 03:02 AM
Bang Gus :(
whoreable
Mar 26th, 2003, 03:27 PM
You can hold your mock meet here: link (http://interhotel.com/iraq/en/hoteles/44067.html)
only 31 dollars a night for a 6 star hotel :eek
Blackjack
Mar 26th, 2003, 07:41 PM
Hey, it would be cool to see Vegas again. But being 21 in September - so near yet so far. Curse those American drinking/gaming/prostiution laws
Rev. Danno
Mar 27th, 2003, 05:36 AM
I say we choose a random town in the mid-west, & rip it a new one...
But I'd be willing to go anywhere west coast...
I'd have to besome where really kick ass for me to go east coast...
In a few days I will Be In Portland, Ore. Again.
I'd stop & Visit mockers on the way back but some lesbian europeian tenis pro is driving, you know the one with glasses.
I'll take pictures, you'll see.
DiRt GuY
Mar 27th, 2003, 09:35 PM
Being a local I think this is an excellent idea. :bestthread
Hotel rooms are cheap, especially off strip and non-weekend. Although I don't know much about summer rates. But I do know that Tenno has his own house that I'm sure some could crash in.
I don't know how much seriousness is behind this Vegas idea, but if anyone needs any info or whatnot I'm your man. ;)
Email --> Dirtman_esq@hotmail.com
Leftcoast represent!
Lenor
Mar 28th, 2003, 08:56 AM
ohh god how many of these fuckin things do you insist on haveing??
glowbelly
Mar 28th, 2003, 09:43 AM
why? you plan on showing up to one this time?
Vibecrewangel
Mar 28th, 2003, 01:17 PM
If it's in Vegas I am in!!!!
Lenor
Mar 28th, 2003, 06:34 PM
I might glow, but carni has to promise not to beat me up.. Cause he scares me an awful lot... :(
noob3
Mar 28th, 2003, 06:44 PM
I'll protect you! I'll punch his grotesque apple thing!
Mockery
Mar 28th, 2003, 08:46 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/rog-adams-apple.gif
Our adam's apples have you outnumbered, Noob.
Carnivore
Mar 28th, 2003, 09:23 PM
I'm harmless. I wouldn't beat anyone up, no matter how completely annoying I find them :rolleyes
Lenor
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:07 AM
We'll maybe ill make it to this one. Maybe if its in vegas you can see me get married. ;)
Carnivore
Mar 29th, 2003, 12:37 PM
Okay, it's been more than a week so I think it's time to vote so we can move on to the next phase.
Las Vegas sounds extremely cool, but I'm going to have to vote with my wallet and say Boston.
Make sure to total the votes after casting yours.
Boston - 1
Anonymous
Mar 29th, 2003, 02:05 PM
Mid-East Coast (inc. Boston) - 1
Total
Boston - 2
Lenor
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:49 PM
Boston.. las vegas might not be so safe at this time
actually we should have it in some bum fuck town that has nothing but a kwik mart and some kool-aid. :(
TERROIST ARE GONNA COME AFTER US
and anyone in another country, especially hong kong leave your SARS at home dammit!
Mockery
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:44 PM
Vegas, or anywhere besides Boston.
Carnivore
Mar 29th, 2003, 07:22 PM
Boston - 3
Las Vegas - 1
Geggy
Mar 31st, 2003, 07:08 PM
Salem, MA. >:
I'll even let some of you guys sleep over my place to avoid paying for hotel.
Mockery
Mar 31st, 2003, 07:26 PM
Yeah, if it's gonna be in MA, have it in Salem. 50 times more interesting than Boston was. I'd consider going to Salem...
Anonymous
Mar 31st, 2003, 08:13 PM
Change my vote to just MA. Or east coast. I dunnae really care.
Protoclown
Mar 31st, 2003, 08:22 PM
Well, shit, aren't Boston and Salem fairly close to one another? I'd like to see both, really.
I vote for Massachusettes simply because it seems more affordable right now.
If it happens in Vegas I will TRY to make it, but I don't know if I can. And I'd have to fly, and I am NOT going to do that for the first time ever by myself.
Anonymous
Mar 31st, 2003, 08:26 PM
Flying is scary as shit. Especially if you get on one of those planes with the live performances, and you just know the clown is going to pull the old 'look, I'm going to open the hatch' joke, but it frightens the befuck out of you anyway.
Carnivore
Mar 31st, 2003, 09:09 PM
Unacceptable! I must insist this Mock Meet be held within Boston only! Leaving the city would be an outage! >:
Seriously, I wasn't planning on us spending that much time in Boston.
Massachusetts - 6
Las Vegas - 1
Should we count everyone's vote? :/
theapportioner
Mar 31st, 2003, 09:21 PM
I cast my vote for Beantown.
Beantown - 7
Vegas - 1
davinxtk
Mar 31st, 2003, 11:31 PM
Boston.
ItalianStereotype
Mar 31st, 2003, 11:40 PM
look at davin, he thinks he's people!
Zomboid
Apr 1st, 2003, 12:35 AM
look at davin, he thinks he's people!
:lol
Mockery
Apr 1st, 2003, 01:33 AM
Indeed, we already have discussed how his opinion is null and void on such matters.
DiRt GuY
Apr 1st, 2003, 03:56 AM
I'm voting for Tenno and myself.
Vegas. :o
Wiffles
Apr 1st, 2003, 05:48 AM
Can we go to Kansas? ^_^;;
Protoclown
Apr 1st, 2003, 06:58 AM
Yes, by all means, go to Kansas. Especially if you don't have access to a computer once you get there.
glowbelly
Apr 1st, 2003, 10:16 AM
boston.
sspadowsky
Apr 1st, 2003, 10:17 AM
I have nothing against Boston. Vegas would be cheaper for me, but I'm fine with Boston.
________
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Godpuppet
Apr 1st, 2003, 10:19 AM
boston is the land of lands... except canada
Lenor
Apr 2nd, 2003, 09:48 AM
"you make me feel so emotional, i cant let go cause im so emotional"
Even if its in boston, You can still take a bus from there to salem. It might cost a couple of dollars but im sure if you give the homeless guys head they will contribute to the funds ;)
glowbelly
Apr 2nd, 2003, 10:33 AM
you still don't make sense :(
Lenor
Apr 2nd, 2003, 02:14 PM
maybe im never supposed to make any sense to you...
Anonymous
Apr 2nd, 2003, 03:14 PM
DESTINY
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 2nd, 2003, 03:17 PM
DESTINY
:lol
Carnivore
Apr 2nd, 2003, 03:22 PM
Bus my ass! Enough of us live in MA to provide ample transportation.
I will, however, charter a "special" bus just for you, Lenor.
Professor Poddar
Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:13 PM
If Lenor's attending this shindig, my presence there is assured.
We can even converse in your language, if you'd like, my dear.
Here, I'll try my hand: "Yo, biz-natch, my homeez ain't playin' like dat. I be free to attendz this heeyah gath'rin'. Quit stylin' the mack homeyz with the naff rise." I am inordinately proud of myself at the moment.
This affair had BETTER be held in Metro Boston, wouldn't you say? I know of a nice little town called Andover. It has some nifty night-spots, ten prostitutes to every man, and more Indian girls than you can shake a stick at. How about it?
The Professor has lectured... his pupils have listened... all is well in the classroom.
Carnivore
Apr 2nd, 2003, 10:15 PM
It does very much appear to be a landslide victory for Massachusetts. Your attendance will be most welcome, Professor!
Vibecrewangel
Apr 3rd, 2003, 05:23 PM
No Vegas? :wah
Geggy
Apr 5th, 2003, 02:42 PM
boston is the land of lands... except canada
Don't forget that Boston is a city on an island.
Salem and Boston are fairly close to one and another, I'd say about 15 miles from each other. It would usually take me 15 minutes to get there by driving on Route 1 which makes great for a scenic route. There are countless resturaunts to choose from. There's Weathervane, the seafood resturaunt inside a pirate ship, meat-heaven Hilltop with a huge cactus and cows in front lawn waiting to be brought in and slaughtered for meat, Fuddruckers, Prince the pizza place with a mini Tower of Pisa on top of the building, Kowloon the chinese resturaunt, candy/ice cream store and lastly, a rhetoric mini putt putt course with rather large orange T-Rex hovering over the highway. Out of all the resturaunts, I'd highly suggest Prince, the pizza is superb and they serve beer as well.
Carnivore
Apr 5th, 2003, 02:49 PM
I love Hilltop! :meat
In any event, voting will officially be over on Monday. Have to give it one week. There could be a resurgence of the pro-Las Vegas crowd and we must be fair. As it now stands, looks like we MA people better start planning some fun shit to do.
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