MY HIP NEW TUNE

[mburbank]

Who's that
CLOVE SMOKIN' WEINER
with a rubber tipped foil?

WHO'S... THAT... GUY-UY-UY!!!
that free market bi-curious mook,
just got back from the beach, just take a look! (to be pronounced 'luke')

He's smarter than you, smarter than you,
HE'S PRETTY SURE HE'S...
SUH-MARTER than... YOU-OOO-OOO-OOOO!!

Heeeeeeee
sort of gave a girl
an almost orgasm, he's COOOOOL!!
A REAL COOL TOOOOOOOL!!

Whos that...
CLOVE SMOKIN USED TO BE STRAIGHT EDGED
WEINER DOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOOOOD?
Reading Ayn rand on the beach
keeps his GF on a leash
eatin' food from Arthur TREEEEEEEACH-
er fish and chips
Yeah.

[Immortal Goat]

To be sung to the tune of "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[Spectre X]

It's a sure-fire summer hit!

[sadie]

negative attention is better than none at all.

[Miss Modular]

AWESOME!