I just got back from the doctor...

[James]

And it turns out, I have a Ranch Tooth. :(

We don't know how serious it is, but it's pretty bad. Keep me in your prayers.



RANCH
RANCH
RAAAANCH
RANCH?
RANCH RANCH RANCH!

[kellychaos]

I have something creamy and white for you.

[Bod]

Do you herd teeth?

[ziggytrix]

The downside of not watching TV is I never understand threads like these til I google the subject matter, and by then there's no chance of them being funny. :(

[Rongi]

at least you didnt think it was an actual disease :(

[Evil Robot]

Insead of "ranch" it should say "praise allah!" and they would call it a terrorist instead of a sandwich. They could search your bags and find terrorst on you.

[Ihach]

what exactly is a ranch tooth? isnt that more a dentist deal?

[sadie]

all i can think is salad dressing.

[kellychaos]

Mayonaise!

P.S. I hate Miracle Whip but my parents bought it all the time when I was a kid so I didn't have a choice.

P.P.S. Communists!! >:

[Copywritten]

theres no such thing as a ranch tooth >:

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=ranch+tooth&meta=

[ziggytrix]

try this one http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22ranch+tooth%22&meta=

[Copywritten]

cheater >:

[sadie]

ugh. i hate that misusage. copyRIGHT, fool, copyRIGHT. >:

[Copywritten]

Plurail(sp) forum of CopyRIGHT is Copywritten.

So it seems that your, copyWRONG! :)

[kellychaos]

Seems like more of a past tense form than a plurality. :shrug

[ziggytrix]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT. PLEASE DIE OR AT LEAST GO AWAY.

cop·y·right (kŏp'ē-rīt') pronunciation
n. (Abbr. c. or cop.)

The legal right granted to an author, composer, playwright, publisher, or distributor to exclusive publication, production, sale, or distribution of a literary, musical, dramatic, or artistic work.
adj.

1. Of or relating to a copyright: copyright law; a copyright agreement.
2. Protected by copyright: permission to publish copyright material.

tr.v., -right·ed, -right·ing, -rights.

To secure a copyright for.
cop'y·right'a·ble adj.
cop'y·right'er n.

[sadie]

lol. plural tense.

[Copywritten]

sadie isn't even close to being a word, and that baby is hideous.

I'll meet you in mock wars >:

[glowbelly]

sadie's a friggin' name, you cock-knocker.

you know...sexy sadie, what have you done? you made a fool of everyone...

YOU INCLUDED MISTER I'LL SEE YOU IN MOCKWARS :eek

and way to make fun of a baby, tough guy. i bet all the babies in the neighborhood cry for their mommies when they see you riding down the block.

[King Hadas]

He probably thinks it's pronounced Sad-e like "I'm feeling a little sadie about my dog dying."

[sadie]

ha. i'm laughing out loud. for real.

[Ninjavenom]

Sadie is the best at english and grammar <3

[sadie]

:)

[Copywritten]

and way to make fun of a baby, tough guy. i bet all the babies in the neighborhood cry for their mommies when they see you riding down the block.

Its true they do!

EDIT: Your babies worse. >:

[sadie]

why don't you start with the your-mama jokes, too, while you'e at it?

[glowbelly]

hey sadie! nice baby. :/ where did you get him from? the ugly farm? >:

i got mine there. he was the only one i could afford. :(

[sadie]

your mama! >:

[kellychaos]

I think that "riding down the block" assumes too much. :/

[ziggytrix]

Oh not at all. He's the most dangerous thing on 3 wheels.

[Copywritten]

why don't you start with the your-mama jokes, too, while you'e at it?

Your baby's fucking ugly.

[Bell E. Laffs]

http://www.popculturejunkies.com/images/morrisseysmile.jpg

[sadie]

aw, copyfool, don't fret. it's okay; communication is a learning process.

[Command Prompt]

I heard the worst joke today: "I like my women like I love my scotch, 12 years old and mixed with coke"

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

Have to remember that one for the pub :)

[Copywritten]

aw, copyfool, don't fret. it's okay; communication is a learning process.

I know.

[AChimp]

300KB signatures really, really annoy me.