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Marc Summers
Aug 16th, 2005, 12:22 AM
I have prepared myself physically, mentally, and emotionally for the last 5 years for this moment. After posting here for a while, I realized recently my posts have been lacking in both substance and style. "Zest", if you will. When I first became a member of the site of I-Mockery, I hoped for the best, but prepared for the worst. In my personal renissance of post-crafting, each one of my posts were carefully created and analyzed for completeness, effectiveness, and the quality of ad-hominem attacks on my fellow "mockers" (as you call them) who thought they didn't derserve it but acutally did.

Here's an example of a post at the height of my glory:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=18414&start=0

Notice how I manage to mock a pop culture icon (Lance Armstrong), a fellow mocker(Guitar Woman), and the people of another country(England). Also take note of how I imitate a typical God-loving American along with effective usage of the NBC logo smiley. God looked upon this, and smiled.

Now, compare that to the post of a fallen savior:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=18960

In this post, I fail to accomplish any of the listed items above, unless you count making a complete idiot out of myself. I may have accomplished something with the "rave" smiley, but the lack of feedback gave me an ominous feeling that it did not intensify the typical I-Mockery expercience that I used to create in such glory. Drunk on power after Esuohlim made the "Marc Summers fan club" post and EverythingWillSuck's bid for Vice-President, I posted this utter piece of shit. While the picture itself may be worth a few guffaws (or not) I left no opportunity for fellow mockers to follow up, thus leaving my topic with an abysmal 0(zero) repies. With such a distasteful and repulsive post, I have thwarted any plans to build my own following, no, my own religion of Marc Summers fans. I also believe I have lost my partner in crime, my right-hand man, my caballero numero dos, EverythingWillSuck.

I beleive this free-form poem about my experience here at I-Mockery best expresses my personal feelings on this matter.

I have climbed the highest mountains,
I have swam the deepest oceans,
I have ridden the largest elephants,
And fought the most formidable foes.
O how the mighty has fallen,
In these darkest of dark-filled days,
I was once a skilled artisan of posting,
Now reduced to a low level Malaysian assembly-line worker.

I must direct you to read the name of this topic once again before you start giving this ex-titan of posting some much needed help to regain his throne at I-Mockery.

Copywritten
Aug 16th, 2005, 12:58 PM
wtf? why don't you write a book or something.

kellychaos
Aug 16th, 2005, 03:55 PM
I kind of thought that BellELaughs got the best of you in your "moment of glory" or ... whatever. :shrug

sadie
Aug 16th, 2005, 06:01 PM
i hated the part where you said "have swam," but overall, that post made me lol. fucking neurotic, you are. as far as your i-mockery career goes, it was doomed from the moment you chose your id.

Marc Summers
Aug 16th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Let's talk about our FEELINGS :pirate

Copywritten
Aug 16th, 2005, 08:37 PM
I'm feeling really sad right now :(

sadie
Aug 17th, 2005, 12:09 AM
it's all about that plural tense, dude.

Copywritten
Aug 17th, 2005, 12:59 PM
is that your baby in your avatar?

kellychaos
Aug 17th, 2005, 03:56 PM
Don't pretend to care about children, you. Without grammar, how can our youth ever stand a chance. :(

Copywritten
Aug 17th, 2005, 04:20 PM
=) I bet you were at the star wars convention.

kellychaos
Aug 17th, 2005, 05:02 PM
I'll bet you're unemployed.