I'm SUPER tough

[AChimp]

I'm so tough, I rub my D with sandpaper! >:

[mburbank]

I'M so tough I rub your D with sandpaper.

[AChimp]

I'm so tough that I have my D rubbed with sandpaper TWICE.

[kellychaos]

I scratch my nuts with a cheese grater! >:

[Dole]

I brush my teeth with death

[kellychaos]

Mint?

[mburbank]

You BRUSH your teeth with Death, but I AM your teeth. Plus, I rub Chimps D with sandpaper.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Ever tried to eat your own eyeball guys >:

[Matt Harty]

i jerk my dick off in a blender

[ziggytrix]

:goth

[Nazz_6000]

Im so tough that i swallowed a penny and then crapped it out.

[sadie]

i don't have a d anymore, thank god.

[Marc Summers]

I'm so tough that if I were a woman I'd use a brick as a tampon.
I said IF >:

[mburbank]

I'm so tough I didn't evcen post in this thread. It was my D.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm so tough, I wear spandex and teach aerobics.....um....with my D

[mburbank]

I'm so tough, my D TAKES aerobics from your D!!!

[Dole]

'Hangin Tough' by New Kids was about ME. Kicking all of you in.

[Marc Summers]

I'm so tough that when I lose my D I just grow another one (maybe two) :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm so tough, my D TAKES aerobics from your D!!!

I"m so tough, that my D does heavy squats and lunges.....

[Spectre X]

I'm so tough I beat God in an arm-wrestling match in which the palms of our hands were covered in thumb tacks.

[kellychaos]

My D drinks beer, watches football, farts relentlessly AND is a volunteer fireman. >:

P.S. My D eats peanuts and shoves the shells up my ass. :(

[Spectre X]

Did I mention that I used my D to arm-wrestle God?

Because I did.

[kellychaos]

I pissed the thumb tacks for that epic brawl ... with my D! >:

[King Hadas]

My D could beat up your guys is D's easy, one at a time or all at once it dont matter.

[Marc Summers]

My D is trained in countless forms of swordfighting.

[AChimp]

I'm so tough I stick my D through sheets of glass!

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm so tough, I bathe my D in hydrochloric acid and use sandpaper to make sure it is well scrubbed.

[AChimp]

I'm so tough, I drink the acid so my D gets cleaned on the inside when I piss it out!

[Supafly345]

I'm so tough, I drink the acid BACKWARDS through my D.

[Falconer]

I'm so tough, I rub my D with sandpaper! >:

I just moved to Whitehorse AChimp, I now know what it feels like to live in the middle of nowhere, much like yourself.


I'm so tough I chop down trees with my D.

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm so tough, I used my D to drill through solid Titanium.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm so tough I bring a tootbrush to the dentist's office and fuck the receptionist with it.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm so tough that I only cry when I see a good ol' southern man confused by a beday trying to drink from it only to discover he is drinking feces water in what is most assuredly a good humored laugh to others.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm so tough that when I pleasure myself I think of licorice sticks and vintage posters with cherub faced children peddling baking soda or biscuit mix.

[Aneurysm]

I'm so tough I had sex with Courtney Love.

[Skulhedface]

I'm so tough I used sandpaper on my D in a bathtub full of THUMBTACKS.

And I shave with ROCKS.

[Aneurysm]

I'm so tough that for breakfast I eat rocks and gunpowder. I shower in lye, I put my D in the toaster and use jellyfish on my bagel. I once took down the entire Colombian cocaine cartel butt-naked except for my socks, armed with nothing but an emtpy squirt gun.

[sadie]

i'm so tough i don't even cringe at beday.

okay, i lied.

[Geggy]

i'm so tough i grew up in the same house with 4 women and none of them ever got their periods at the same time.

[CaptainBubba]

Its a brand name sadie. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

My D is trained in countless forms of swordfighting.

TMI

I type light, jaunty limericks with my D while my anus waxes free-versedly.

[Dr. V]

I'm so tough I whipped my D out in front of the Pope and challenged him to to a good 'ol fashoned D fight but he refused because he said my D is too much like a giant redwood and my D has 5 o'clock shadow and it the front man in a death metal band called Vagislaughter.

[Tropical]

I'm so tough, max burbank rubbed my D with sandpaper.

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm so tough, I derailed a train with my D and ate it.

[Marc Summers]

Would that be with your mouth or with your D?

Acutally, don't answer that :puke

[Supafly345]

I'm so tough I resisted telling Marc Summers to shut the fuck up.

[kellychaos]

I am so tough that when you Google D, there is a picture of my D! >:

[Dr. V]

I'm so tough I shower in vodka, eat the bible for dinner every tuesday, drive an icecream truck covered in human skulls, shit out molten lava, piss out sulfuric acid, and use my own thigh as an anvil.

All with my D.

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm so tough I let pirahna use my D as a pacifier while watching "the Pacifier" without cringing.

[Sethomas]

I'm so tough that if I were Dr. Volshurawhateverthefuck, I would have cited my attempted Brasky references. But if I were he, then I wouldn't really be tough. In conclusion, I am so tough that this doesn't give me a mindfuck.

[blackwar12]

I'm tough because I eat drywall with a bunch of nails in it while having my nuts slitted by rusty razorblades.

[Emu]

that's a good idea

[Yggdrasill]

I'm so tough, my D radiates pure waves of masculinity that irradiates and destoys puppies, kitties, and rainbows.