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Jeanette X
Mar 21st, 2003, 06:35 PM
I am currently having some of the WORST mentrual cramps of my life. Oh GOD IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
THE ASPRIN ISN'T WORKING!! AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

I want a hysterectomy! NOW!

AGH THE ETERNAL CURSE OF EVE!!!! WHY MUST I BEAR HER BURDEN?!?!?! WHY?! WHY MUST I LIE PROSTRATE ABOVE A CRIMSON TIDE?!?!?!

SOMEBODY MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!!!

wreckreation
Mar 21st, 2003, 06:47 PM
LOL all the girls i have met DESERVE it. >:>:>:>:
SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!

Vibecrewangel
Mar 21st, 2003, 06:55 PM
Motrin works better on cramps than asprin.

EDIT - Assuming you are not allergic of course.

Bod
Mar 21st, 2003, 06:58 PM
I get it bad too. Here's some remedies I've tried and tested

1. Get drunk (works until tomorrow)
2. Hotwater bottle (soothes)
3. Punch myself in ovaries ( after initial pain wears off, feels great!)
4. Walk up steep hill (only works if you live near steep hill and I used to and often met other women on hill with same problem)
5. Become a man (OK so I've not tested this one maybe one day)

I almost forgot :
6. Eat lots of chocolate, become depressed and cry. Then when some bloke tries to comfort you, smack him in the gob. (not quite a cure but common stress relief)

Esuohlim
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:37 PM
I'm not female so I will never get to experience these "cramps" :lol.

Doesn't it want to make you just LOL? :lol

slavemason
Mar 21st, 2003, 07:40 PM
http://home.rhein-zeitung.de/~tommi.s/images/cramps.jpg

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:11 PM
Below me is the most original thing I have ever heard in my life.

ItalianStereotype
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:13 PM
enough with the posting dude.

Esuohlim
Mar 21st, 2003, 08:16 PM
Please, please. Let's proceed with the menstrual cramp discussion.

Matt Harty
Mar 22nd, 2003, 07:22 AM
Glad I don't have a vagina.

Wait...

Nevermind, i'm good. :)

Bod
Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:07 AM
then get one

kellychaos
Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:46 AM
<insert unfunny misogynistic comment here>

Yuck it up fellas!
:party

The Unseen
Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:53 PM
I wish i had a vagina, id take good care of it so i would get these diesases you call cramps

punkgrrrlie10
Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:32 PM
Have someone sit on your stomach. The pressure helps. Or if they are too heavy and you don't want to be crushed, you can put a pillow on your back and have them sit on you that way while leaning their back up against something to take some of the weight away.

Perhaps you should get on the pill. It lightens your period and makes cramps less painful b/c of it. If they are that bad, it might be a good solution.

I've also found some exercise does help ironically. You have to get through a minute of pain or so to get going but once you do, it helps.

Jeanette X
Mar 22nd, 2003, 06:38 PM
I wish i had a vagina, id take good care of it so i would get these diesases you call cramps

Hey, at least I don't have any infections or STDs. Thats one thing I'm glad for, I guess.

Thanks for all the useful tips guys. Fortunately the cramps aren't bugging me anymore. They seem to only hit when I first get my period.

kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2003, 12:42 PM
Ummm ... howza bout dem Bucaneers!! :/

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10035000/10035873.jpg

Matt Harty
Mar 24th, 2003, 02:17 PM
GO RAMS :)

glowbelly
Mar 24th, 2003, 02:21 PM
sex and multiple orgasms is the only thing that completely cures my cramps.

kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2003, 02:33 PM
sex and multiple orgasms is the only thing that completely cures my cramps.

Go Rams!! :)

glowbelly
Mar 24th, 2003, 02:35 PM
i'm no beast fucker >:

kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2003, 02:42 PM
i'm no beast fucker >:

Shame I can't say the same for myself ... dark bars ... too many drinks ... it gets confusing sometimes. :)

Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2003, 04:51 PM
Go Rams :)