The TOY WARS! Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 2!

[Mockery]

Ok since I see McClain included a "Then we'll alternate" notice in his initial post, I'll go ahead and post the next toy since it's round 2. BTW, the Man Eating Cow sends his regards McClain... he's enjoying a hearty plate of HULK FLESH. :meat :lol

Anyway, here's the next toy:

http://www.i-mockery.net/toys/willie.jpg
Muscles. Shotgun. A Flask. And a can of GREASE!

MAKE ROOM FOR WILLIE!


note: commence voting once McClain's toy has been posted.

[McClain]

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/wolverinekillwilly.jpg

[James]

I was originally going to vote for McClain, even before I knew what he was going to post. But now that I have seen it, my opinion is unchanged.

The Willie is a nice touch. I vote for McClain.

[Mockery]

Hahah and there in his pic you have all the proof you need. Wolverine's blades cannot even pierce Willie's rock-hard pecks! And trying to compensate with a larger figure is like the little men that drive giant hiked-up pick-up trucks.

[James]

I do believe his Wolverine talks as well.

[Mockery]

Indeed it does, as does Willie. So Wolverine can beg for mercy as Willie laughs and pisses on him.

[McClain]

Yes, he does speak. His commentary includes:

"SNIKT SNIKT SNIKT! Claw City!"
"Slice and Dice!"
"I smell trouble!" (rog)
"Back off bub!"

Wolvy features 5 points of articulation and was salvaged from a thrift store for $2.50.

[McClain]

The only feasible way for urine to be involved is when lil wet Willy pisses his dungarees.

[ItalianStereotype]

ok, i WOULD vote for mcclain, but for the fact that wolverine was twice as bad ass in his original costume. plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.

i think rog takes this one

[jin]

WOLVERINE.

[McClain]

plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.

... who is currently skewered on Wolverine's claws. Hey, I have respect for the Willy, too, you know! If I didn't, I wouldn't have bought him. But it's obvious who wins this fight. A raging janitor vs. Wolverine. And this is pre-X-Men movie Wolverine, BTW.

[ItalianStereotype]

yes, but its not pre-xmen movie enough for my taste. i like wolverine in his 80s costume better, not this lollipop-land, gay tiger, yellow leotard shit.

besides, willie is a drunken scotsman with a gun...and plenty of grease. GREASE ME UP THEN WOMAN!

[Mockery]

skewered

Oh really? Can you show us how he's actually "skewered"? Because, from what I can tell, he's "balanced" on wolverines blades.

Skewered - To hold together or pierce with or as if with a skewer.

Sorry bud, unless you're willing to destroy your Willie figure with a drill, there's not gonna be any skewering by wolverine going on there.

http://www.liglobal.com/www2/html/simpsons/images/willy.gif
SKEWER THIS YA YELLOW TIGHT-WEARIN' NINNY! I'VE BEEN WRESTLIN' WOLVES SINCE YOU BEEN SUCKIN' YA MOTHA'S TEET!"

[Spectre X]

Willy, cause he killed William Wallace (aka. Mel Gibson, aka. Mad Max (who could easily kill Wolverne, cause he has guns and stuff)) in a head on fight. don't believe me? here goes:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/willy-wallace.shtml

see? and if ya don't believe me that William Wallace could take on Wolverine, see what he did to SNAKE PLISSKEN!!!


http://www.grudge-match.com/History/max-snake.shtml

see? and Solid Snake (no, not SolidSnakeAss) was based off of Snake Plissken, and now don't tell me that Solid Snake couldn't take on Wolverine. Maybe not head-on, but still, in a maze, Snake would win, but, I digress.


Willie, simple, he defeated Mad Max, who defeated Snake Plissken, who is actually Solid Snake as well, who could kill Wolverine with relative ease.

[jailbaitmonger]

SIMPSONS ALWAYS WIN!

[Zomboid]

Willie >:

[Professor Cool]

Willie

[Rongi]

Willie :o

[Skulhedface]

WOLVERINESince you seem to forget that Wolvie could take a shotgun blast to any nonvital area and heal from it as if a bug bite :lol

[ItalianStereotype]

no, he would get shot, go down, and while he was busy healing willie would come up and blast him right in his eye and through his brain. now if he was in his old costume, that would be another story....

[McClain]

You want the tan one, eh? That's not the first costume.

[ItalianStereotype]

thats the first one that i remember...which one came before? was there a seperate costume for him as weapon x?

[McClain]

Yes. But remember, Wolvy's been around since 1974 when he made a cameo in a Hulk comic. He was wearing the best costume:

http://www.splashcomics.de/images/specials/cca/the_incredible_hulk181.jpg

[whoreable]

I have to vote Wolverine now that I know he is the worlds first and greatest Canadain superhero.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh. i remember that costume. i still like his 80s gear better.

[Pub Lover]

Willie.

[Psycho Squid]

Ragin' Willie

[n00bward]

Willie.

[ItalianStereotype]

votes are locked

rog is clearly the winner here.

on to round 3!

[Zomboid]

Yeah, it was close last time but I don't think anything could've beaten willy :/