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lumpisan
Sep 5th, 2005, 07:23 PM
What do you think is the Stupidest Game Ever? I'd love to hear it. For me, it's gotta be Custers Revenge for the atari dood, you played as a little custer, and ou ran naked, trying not to get your scrotum peirced by arrows or cacti ,towards a little ixleated indian and raped her. This gme suxed!!!! Play it and see what i mean....

HickMan
Sep 5th, 2005, 07:47 PM
Oh man you're so right.

Emu
Sep 5th, 2005, 08:02 PM
native american forum

Supafly345
Sep 5th, 2005, 08:43 PM
Seanbaby forum

lumpisan
Sep 5th, 2005, 09:14 PM
dood people are responding... sweet. and yeah hickman, any game were you rpe a tied up indian as a coboy is pretty bad.

HickMan
Sep 5th, 2005, 10:41 PM
no thats the cool part i dont like the graphix

Mike P
Sep 6th, 2005, 12:30 AM
The worst game I've ever played is "Dragon Riders: Chronicles of Pern". The graphics were all right, but the story, controls, and music were all shit.

Gurlugon
Sep 6th, 2005, 01:17 AM
I dare someone to say ET for the Atari. Because that's their own legitimate opinion and not someone else's.

the_dudefather
Sep 6th, 2005, 07:49 AM
Seanbaby forum

lol

anyway, for actual horriblness sonic heroes, being a fan of the previous sonic adventures, i diddnt want to play a game where you had to pray you diddnt glitch through the ground to pass a level

Emu
Sep 6th, 2005, 07:59 AM
i played that at my cousin's house and got a headache from the awful voices the characters had. :x

thebiggameover
Sep 6th, 2005, 03:10 PM
I dare someone to say ET for the Atari. Because that's their own legitimate opinion and not someone else's.

i will. i owned that game back in the day, and could not for the fucking life of me figure out how to even play that shit game.

but halo sucks ever harder.....

Ninjavenom
Sep 6th, 2005, 05:00 PM
I hate it when people talk about Custer's Revenge or ET on the atari without ever playing either of them.

the_dudefather
Sep 6th, 2005, 05:35 PM
i played both!......on an emulator

in all fairness i cant see much difference between good games on the atari and crap ones (apart from pitfall, it was rad)

Supafly345
Sep 6th, 2005, 05:48 PM
I played both on the system 15 years ago. My friend was poor and couldn't afford a nintendo, and the hookups for the system didn't work on my TV. >:

King Hadas
Sep 6th, 2005, 06:01 PM
ET wasn't even that bad, sure it was no Haunted House but it was still ok.

Zero Signal
Sep 6th, 2005, 06:04 PM
I loved ET on the 2600, but a Boy and His Blob is easily the worst.

Trespasser is a good second though.

Supafly345
Sep 6th, 2005, 06:14 PM
I loved ET on the 2600, but a Boy and His Blob is easily the worst.Unless you were being pleasured by a hot woman during your play of ET, you are lying.

Zomboid
Sep 6th, 2005, 06:53 PM
A Boy and his Blob kicks ass >:

Girl Drink Drunk
Sep 6th, 2005, 08:49 PM
The original Toe Jam and Earl game. Panic In Funkitron was cool, though.

Marc Summers
Sep 6th, 2005, 09:26 PM
I find that opinion to be VERY backwards >:

TJ&E the original was fun to play and had easy controls, plus you could actually see where you're going.
Panic in Funkitron, however, was just pain. All I remember from that game was throwing stupid bottles at people and seeing way too much pink.

xbxDaniel
Sep 6th, 2005, 09:36 PM
NARC for xbox. I know it's not old, but the game is so bad. Just, if you've played the game you know that it sucked. The only reason I bought it was so that I could unlock the old NARC game that was an arcade game. This was before I found the glory that is emulators.

Zero Signal
Sep 6th, 2005, 09:58 PM
I loved ET on the 2600, but a Boy and His Blob is easily the worst.Unless you were being pleasured by a hot woman during your play of ET, you are lying.

I was 6 years old at the time, so unless I was being molested at the time, I did, in fact, like the game.

Ninjavenom
Sep 6th, 2005, 10:14 PM
Yeah, ET was a lot less painful during my youth also. I realize now that it wasn't so good, but as far as i'm concerned it was still as fun as Battletanks or Air/Sea command :o

James
Sep 6th, 2005, 10:23 PM
I own ET. :(

I didn't hate it when I was younger. I just couldn't figure shit out, and thought it was my fault that I couldn't do very well in the game. It made me feel bad and made me hate myself. :( It really is a terrible game, because it's an unfinished, poorly designed piece of shit that somehow made it onto store shelves.

According to X-Play, after you beat the first level (the only level) you're taken to a minigame of Pong with only one paddle.

King Hadas
Sep 6th, 2005, 10:35 PM
When your that young all video games are endless hours of fun, the only games I hated were the ones my older brother would constantly beat me at, fucking Street Racer.

Also James, I've beaten ET and that pong thing was just a joke.

Lil' Johnny
Sep 6th, 2005, 11:16 PM
Final Fantasy 4. I don’t know why, but I despise 4 among all others in the series. Even all that 10 bullshit.

King Hadas
Sep 6th, 2005, 11:44 PM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.

eggyolk
Sep 7th, 2005, 01:02 AM
When I was younger, I had the pleasure of renting Izzy's Quest for the Golden Rings. Amazing, I know. The game had you running around looking for the olympic rings, of all things. I remember using my olympic superpowers such as 300m dash and long jump all in a 2D sidescrolling field.

http://www.vgmuseum.com/pics4/Izzy%27s%20Quest%20for%20the%20Olympic%20Rings%20( SS).gif

http://www.vgmuseum.com/pics4/Izzy%27s%20Quest%20for%20the%20Olympic%20Rings%20( GS).gif

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/games/coverg/56/607056.jpg

Zomboid
Sep 7th, 2005, 02:49 AM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
No... :(

King Hadas
Sep 7th, 2005, 03:25 AM
:(

Cybernetico
Sep 7th, 2005, 05:58 AM
Fucking Ghostbusters II was impossible. For NES. God.

Supafly345
Sep 7th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
No... :(As far as RPGs go it was.

Emu
Sep 7th, 2005, 12:03 PM
FF4 was in the top 3 for best FFs.

Emu
Sep 7th, 2005, 12:05 PM
A Boy and his Blob kicks ass >:

THIS IS TRUE >: I used to rock out to the two looping MIDI songs you ever encounter throughout the game.

Lil' Johnny
Sep 7th, 2005, 07:56 PM
FF4 was in the top 3 for best FFs.
FF6, 9, and 1 are really the only FFs worth playing, in my mind.

I haven't played 8 yet, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

Zomboid
Sep 7th, 2005, 08:45 PM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
No... :(As far as RPGs go it was.
GAY rpgs maybe >:

Supafly345
Sep 7th, 2005, 10:07 PM
Well throw down boy! We'll see how bad it really is!

Skulhedface
Sep 8th, 2005, 03:42 PM
FF 10 WAS great. Especially if you also consider your genitals exploding great, as well.

FF4 was great. It was the first FF I ever had or played since I couldn't ever find 1 for the NES. If you didn't like it, someone must've had their finger in your sphincter while watching the opening scenes.

Guitar Woman
Sep 8th, 2005, 03:48 PM
4 was my first FF also, but I hated it. I thought it was complete crap at the time, and it made me want to stay away from RPGs in general until I mistook Quest 64 as an adventure game.
I don't think FF4 sucks now, but I'll always regard it as my most hated game of all time.

ziggytrix
Sep 8th, 2005, 04:21 PM
I loved ET on the 2600, but a Boy and His Blob is easily the worst.

Out of all the jackass things you've said on this board, this is easily the worst. >:

Zero Signal
Sep 8th, 2005, 04:25 PM
I liked it when I was 6 years old, if you even read one of my responses afterwards.

That you would consider Blob to be at all good is your opinion. I expressed mine that it sucks. Get over it.

Zomboid
Sep 8th, 2005, 05:39 PM
dude I'm sorry, but how can you say that it sucks? The very IDEA behind it is just too awesome to pass up.

Zero Signal
Sep 8th, 2005, 06:05 PM
Idea and execution are two entirely different things.

lumpisan
Sep 8th, 2005, 06:17 PM
I hate it when people talk about Custer's Revenge or ET on the atari without ever playing either of them. i actually own the game.... and yes, it does suck. as for et, the movie sucked , so the game i probably horrible.

Guitar Woman
Sep 8th, 2005, 06:20 PM
Some shitty movies make great games, like The Punisher. That is the only game to my knowledge that lets you drill into someone's head with a power tool.

lumpisan
Sep 8th, 2005, 06:55 PM
Some shitty movies make great games, like The Punisher. That is the only game to my knowledge that lets you drill into someone's head with a power tool. well there is manhunt... but sadly, its powertool free. it does have a paino wire you can decapitate people with :hypno

Lil' Johnny
Sep 8th, 2005, 07:13 PM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
You obviously didn't get to the part where Tidus and Yuna spend a motherfucking half-hour laughing at each other.

lumpisan
Sep 8th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
Apparently you didn't get to the part where Tidus and Yuna spend a goddamned half-hour laughing at each other. yeha, and BLITZBALL SUXIRZ!!!!!!

Aneurysm
Sep 8th, 2005, 07:22 PM
I found FFX moderately interesting, the whole x-2 thing was stupid, though.

Skulhedface
Sep 8th, 2005, 08:15 PM
I think the whole idea of X-2 brought down X's Property Value.

Like building a sewage pond behind a house that looks great on the outside but has kudzu growing all over inside.

lumpisan
Sep 8th, 2005, 08:21 PM
indeed. Also, has anyone ever played Enter the Matrix? Dear god, that gME WAS SO BUGGY AND HORRIBLE.....

Lil' Johnny
Sep 8th, 2005, 08:26 PM
No, nobody in the world has ever played Enter the Matrix except you. I don't even think anyone knows about that totally underground movie on which the game is based.

lumpisan
Sep 8th, 2005, 08:28 PM
No, nobody in the world has ever played Enter the Matrix except you. I don't even think anyone knows about that totally underground movie on which the game is based. *slips on the sarcasm dripping from the last comment* i only rented.... feel sorry for anyone who bought it

Zomboid
Sep 8th, 2005, 10:46 PM
Final Fantasy 10 was great you stupid putz.
You obviously didn't get to the part where Tidus and Yuna spend a motherfucking half-hour laughing at each other.

Yeah, that kinda shit along with the fucking gay as hell x-2 make me hate the game. I feel like a chick even playing ff10.

Especially when you compare it to the godly ff6 :love . This thread is now about ff6.

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS CYAN HOW BOUT YOU?

Supafly345
Sep 9th, 2005, 12:51 AM
EDGAR

DamnthatDavid
Sep 9th, 2005, 03:43 AM
Well... I would have a favorite charachter, but when I purchased FF anthologys, I loaned FF6 to my friend, while I played FF5.

and he bloody lost it. The fucking prick.

Emu
Sep 9th, 2005, 07:40 AM
i used to like locke until the Internet

gogo's pretty awesome

Lil' Johnny
Sep 9th, 2005, 10:44 AM
Shadow :rolleyes

King Hadas
Sep 9th, 2005, 12:57 PM
Umaro

Guitar Woman
Sep 9th, 2005, 03:39 PM
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/NPCs/Empire/Kefka%20-%20Laugh.gif
"Run, run, or you'll be well-done!"

Skulhedface
Sep 9th, 2005, 06:18 PM
LOCKE GODDAMMIT

"Mug" is the coolest ability ever.

Guitar Woman
Sep 9th, 2005, 06:25 PM
You don't mean "Capture" do you?

And Locke sucks. While it's true that his romance with Celes is cute and essential to the story, I fucking hate him. He sucks ass in combat, especially when compared to characters with much cooler abilities like Rage, Sword Tech, Tools, Blitz, Throw, and Slot.
He should've died on the floating continent instead of Shadow. >:

Zomboid
Sep 9th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Umm...Lady you must really suck, cause shadow never dies for me. I wait for him >:

darkvare
Sep 9th, 2005, 10:40 PM
i dont know why people love making this posts i see like thousands of this. i hava a question do you actually plan in playing any "worst game ever". :/

Skulhedface
Sep 9th, 2005, 11:48 PM
Yes.

Guitar Woman
Sep 10th, 2005, 12:45 AM
Umm...Lady you must really suck, cause shadow never dies for me. I wait for him >:
Yeah, I know I have to wait for him. But I have only played through the game once, and I can't get back to the floating continent because faggot Ultros keeps killing Bannon.