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Mockery
Sep 9th, 2005, 01:16 AM
The Halloween Grab Bag is back again with this first piece of the season. Behold this bizarre squishy ball that was discovered in the Halloween section of a local shop! What is it!??!??

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/wtf-ball-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/wtf-ball.php)
NEW GRAB BAG PIECE: "THE WTF BALL!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/wtf-ball.php

Enjoy!
darkvare
Sep 9th, 2005, 04:57 PM
the funny thing about thosse things, is that they always pop up in shelfs at halloween. because people cant undertand them so they fear them.
Mockery
Sep 12th, 2005, 10:39 PM
I don't fear the ball with the vagina on it... I just don't understand it either.
Misanthrope
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:08 PM
Maybe it was meant to be used as a teaching aid for alien reproduction? Also as a warning to say that: sex with aliens is wrong! They eat people! This may be proven by the head/faces of the "victims." We may never know. :O
Sethomas
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:10 PM
I think you're on to something!
Misanthrope
Sep 28th, 2005, 11:08 PM
Haha. What's REALLY something is that I actually managed to make a logical response to a topic. O.O
Chojin
Sep 29th, 2005, 01:12 AM
O_o
Slinky Ferret
Sep 29th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Whats amusing though is someone designed it and more to the point, someone actually paid to manufacture it! That means someone, somewhere said "yeah that ball is good to go!".

We actually have shops over here that are full of this sort of cheap weird stuff. There are ones for cheap tourist tat and others called "pound stretcher" where you can buy strange evil ties and things.
ziggytrix
Sep 29th, 2005, 01:08 PM
Didn't this remind you of the Madballs toys from the mid-80s or did you miss out on that strange phenomenon?
Mockery
Sep 29th, 2005, 04:51 PM
Didn't this remind you of the Madballs toys from the mid-80s or did you miss out on that strange phenomenon?
Didn't you read the actual piece and notice the part where I said "If two Madballs decided to have sex in a vat of toxic waste, I imagine this might be what their offspring would look like... had it been aborted" or did you miss out on that strange phenomenon?

:dunce
Archduke Tips
Sep 29th, 2005, 05:18 PM
I liked the part about Satan's testicle.
Chojin
Sep 29th, 2005, 05:19 PM
I bet you did.
ziggytrix
Sep 29th, 2005, 10:23 PM
Didn't you read the actual piece and notice the part where I said "If two Madballs decided to have sex in a vat of toxic waste, I imagine this might be what their offspring would look like... had it been aborted" or did you miss out on that strange phenomenon?

:dunce

No, I was at work and only skimmed it. I don't have one of those cushy jobs where I have long periods of nothing to do and have to find time-killers anymore. :(

The pay's a lot better though.
Mockery
Sep 29th, 2005, 10:30 PM
The pay's a lot better though.
Is that your soul I hear crying? :(
Dan
Oct 7th, 2005, 11:24 PM
I don't fear the ball with the vagina on it... I just don't understand it either.
Um I'm pretty sure that's it's tongue.
-->oscam
Oct 8th, 2005, 08:11 AM
I don't fear the ball with the vagina on it... I just don't understand it either.
Um I'm pretty sure that's it's tongue.

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