I'M NOT REALLY NEW

[feelevil]

i've been scoping this site out for a while now and i think i've got yous all pretty much figured out. i don't wanta start no war here, i come in peace (*and you're going in pieces!* a hershey's kiss to whoever recognizes that reference!). so ya! here's to some good times, good peeps, and good laughs! hope to be chattin with yas in the furture! cheers! :)

[James]

If you really had this place "figured out," you wouldn't have made this thread.

Try again in 6 months.

[feelevil]

ah shaddap!!!!! ;) i know the score - u act all tough like u don't like me and in a couple weeks i'm accepted and we're buds! let's just skip the formalities cuz i'm ready to mock NOW!

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.anis-online.de/pages/_21-ebene/npc-ordner/npc7-homosexual.jpg

Btw: He is a character.

Btw also: If he is not, he needs to read Chojin's sig.

[James]

Are you stupid from the head injuries, or do you have head injuries from being stupid?

[feelevil]

you know d00d that had a chance of being funny, but i think somebody just got lazy :/

Edit: this applies to your reply as well jamesy - head injuries? sheeesh :(

[kellychaos]

Press Me. I'm delicious!
http://hjem.get2net.dk/petermad2/arrows/pil-n_an.gif
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=333&start=275

[feelevil]

Too true kellychaos! I'll go and take care of that right now ;) Just wanted 2 get my foot in the door here y'know? Kinda make a name for myself to stand out cuz i'm different than most these peeps you best believe! Here's to some good mocking! Cheers! :D

[Matt Harty]

You made a name for yourself alright :)

FAG

[whoreable]

go to hell.

[feelevil]

"FAG" and 'go to hell'... wow looks like this is gonna be a lot tougher than i thought! i didn't realize the level of wit i was dealing with here :hypno ima step back!!!! :lol

[Matt Harty]

Tougher? wtf are you talking about.

Fag is your label, but if you took it as an insult, maybe you do need to step back.

[kellychaos]

Too true kellychaos! I'll go and take care of that right now ;) Just wanted 2 get my foot in the door here y'know? Kinda make a name for myself to stand out cuz i'm different than most these peeps you best believe! Here's to some good mocking! Cheers! :D

Pssst ... that's the way I tried to start out ... it doesn't work. Just sayin' :/

[Matt Harty]

Let em learn the hard way.

[feelevil]

no need to break out the 'wtf' Matty poo ;) i think i'm gonna step forth instead. step forth to ruin your sorry little self. step forth to expose how weak u are and make u look like a fool in front of your peers. step forth to call u on your weak insults and force u to be a man and insult me right if you're gonna step up.

and you're gonna hate me for this. but after? you're gonna start to realize why i'm doing it. then you're gonna realize that i care, and i'm probably the best damn thing you've got. i see potential in you MattHarty, catbread and all... and i'll be damned if i'm gonna let that potential be wasted. >:

[Buddha]

i've been scoping this site out for a while now and i think i've got yous all pretty much figured out.

How long have you been on the board?- about 4 years

you mean to tell me that since you just now started posting, youve been scoping this site for about 4 years, just reading stuff, but never really posting? I think you win the prize for the biggest lurker of all time.

[feelevil]

wow! i feel like there's already such a buzz about me! i must be doing something right :)

[kellychaos]

and you're gonna hate me for this. but after? you're gonna start to realize why i'm doing it. then you're gonna realize that i care, and i'm probably the best damn thing you've got. i see potential in you MattHarty, catbread and all... and i'll be damned if i'm gonna let that potential be wasted. >:

I-Mockery tough love. I'd almost :) if you weren't you.

[feelevil]

what if i was someone else? then would you :) ? what would it take to get a little :love ?

[kellychaos]

wow! i feel like there's already such a buzz about me! i must be doing something right :)

Yeah, and a cat battin' the hell out of a mouse means that the cat loves the mouse :rolleyes That buzz is the blood rushing in your ears ... that sense you are feeling is noob ESP ... sensing your immenent noob death ... a shame really. :)

[Matt Harty]

It called me Matty Poo

Next it's going to start humping my leg.

[feelevil]

ROTFLOL you're on the ball today matt! NOT! :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

AHA YOU ALMOST HAD ME FOOLED, I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE BALL :lol

ROTFLOL

[feelevil]

psst... i'm wide open and your replies are actually quite embarassing. they are not insulting, not witty, and not funny. i'd like to converse with somebody who can make me look _bad_ plz let somebody else have a turn now? u can try again later, but practice a bit, k?

[Matt Harty]

:lol you don't know what your talking about and it's funny :lol

[Professor Cool]

Ill keep this simple, im gonna tell you what my parents told me on my 18th birthday

GET THE HELL OUT, YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE

Or do i have to make a song to set you straight >:

[feelevil]

Matt i'm just playin with you man. You gonna meet me at the mall or what? Call my cell.

[Matt Harty]

Song song song! :)

[feelevil]

PROFESSOR COOL IS GONNA GET PROFESSOR SKOOLED IF HE DOESN'T STOP TRYING TO BE A WIDE CUNT

[Rongi]

This thread sucks >:

[Professor Cool]

LOL

you cant spell school, everybody laugh!

:lol :lol :lol

Take that as a warning, the song will be much more worst

[feelevil]

Hey Rongi can you do me a quick favor and put up a link to anything you've ever posted that was either remotely funny or interesting? Thanks hun, take care!

[Rongi]

I could ask you to do the same :/

[Professor Cool]

Stop trying to be the coolest noob on the block.

I already go that position covered >:

[sadie]

:puke

[feelevil]

I could ask you to do the same :/

Rongi you have 950+ posts on me... surely you must have at least one. Plz post a link!!!

[Evil Robot]

FEELEVIL WILL GROW OLD AND DIE OF SKIN CANCER BY THE AGE OF 37. :(

[Carnivore]

Clearly, you need to lurk for another decade. You are very, very far from having this place figured out.

[feelevil]

OH i know you! you're that 'meat' guy who always complains that there is nothing worth reading here yet never posts anything funny or interesting either. life is cruel huh?

[Anonymous]

That was kind-of interesting. Not enough to get to me participate in your little thread, though. Even after you reply with something sarcastic and boring about how much I've hurt you. Buh bye.

[feelevil]

Chojin... you're better than that...

[Carnivore]

Your assessment of my worth here has been ignored. Those whose opinions actually matter would strongly disagree with you. You may leave now. The position of complete moron has already been filled here several times over. We're actually thinking of laying a few off. We don't have a place for you now.

[feelevil]

That was both original and clever. Why do I feel like I've been raped by an amoeba?

Carnivore, while you're nowhere near Rongi level... you think far too highly of yourself. Gotta produce the goods to get the creds d00d.

...your assessment of my worth has been ignored...

i'm praying that this doublespeak was meant to be humorous

[Evil Robot]

If only feelevil's mother fell asleep on top of him when he was a baby.

[Carnivore]

Oh, I've gotten plenty of "creds" for my contributions, and from people who actually matter.

You're a character, aren't you?

[Anonymous]

Okay, I promised I wouldn't reply, but yoos gon make me a liah now.

Feely, has it occured to you that with a name like 'feelevil,' people aren't going to take you seriously, let alone give you a verbose dismissal? Did you know that out of the people 'welcoming' you, only about three are worth the time it would take to tell them to shut up? Are you aware that your perception of peoples' humor is wildly skewed by their words being directed at you?

Carni's playing a game with you. I won't explain it, though, or it won't be as fun to watch.

[feelevil]

People always say I'm a character! Or a card even. And I've got friends who say I'm funny too. Yep, I most certainly do. How about you get your friends to vouch for how funny you are and I'll get mine to do the same for me? Or we could both realize how gay that is. :rolleyes

[feelevil]

I certainly hope he's playing a game. Or I'm really gonna start feelings sorry for him. Now you've got me excited Chojin - this better not be a let down.

[Anonymous]

At his toying or the prospect of 'wrasslin' with me?

'Cause if it's the latter, I don't really do it with new people unless I want them to leave. I have a feeling you might be all right once you actually get used to the place.

Sorry.

[Carnivore]

My friends are long-standing, well-respected members of the I-Mockery community. Your friends are either stuffed, imaginary, or half-witted miscreants (birds of a feather...).

I'm going to be uncharacteristically generous. The longer this exchange continues, the less chance you have of redeeming yourself. Don't make any new threads. Let this thread die. Disappear for a few days. Try again. Contribute to existing threads at that time. Good luck.

[feelevil]

I'll admit... I've been playing the annoying newbie card a bit liberally... I shall stop for now. But if I can be serious for a moment... real 'mockers' don't mock newbies... and they clearly don't mock each other... so what exactly is the point? :confused

[Anonymous]

We generally stick to the idiots with some tenure.

*You are at least aware this isn't a 'beat 'em up' board, right?

[Carnivore]

Newbies are self-mocking.

We don't mock each other unless the need arises. If something comes up, though, it can be brutal. Take the mocking I received for liking Creed (which is absolutely untrue >:). That was quite bad.

Mostly, we mock the things we see in everyday life that need mocking. Check out the sections of the site.

[The Unseen]

"Just cuz your new doesnt mean youre a newbie, just cuz youve been here a while you can still be a newbie"

Newbie= Fuckup on i-mockery.net

[feelevil]

So basically, should I just stay on the Mock Wars board? I'm not here to make enemies. I love this site. I just figured ruffling some feathers would be a wonderful way to say 'hello'. Sorry for the trouble. I'll keep quiet for a bit now.

[Matt Harty]

I just figured ruffling some feathers would be a wonderful way to say 'hello'

Who tought you how to say hello?

[feelevil]

Who taught you to spell tought?

[Matt Harty]

Got me on that one :lol

I'm drunk, but I can stab stab you.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't bother to read any of this thread because it's pure monotony. >:

Pure monotony. >:

Pure monotony. >:

[Matt Harty]

You should at least read the last 3 to get an idea.

If thats possible...

[jin]

http://www.top-players.com/jin/jinskull.gif

[kellychaos]

At his toying or the prospect of 'wrasslin' with me?



Beware his "reach arounds"! Just sayin :)

[Matt Harty]

Kelly are you male or female? :/

[kellychaos]

Kelly are you male or female? :/

Definitely male. It's just that I heard rumors! ... or I started them ... I can't remember which. :)

[Anonymous]

Orientation?

[kellychaos]

Orientation?

Eeeew ... you're not wanting to wrassle me are ya?! Just kidding! :)

[Anonymous]

I'm just 90% sure that you ain't straight.

*I'm not bein mean

[kellychaos]

I'm just 90% sure that you ain't straight.

*I'm not bein mean

I am straight but why would you say that? :/

[glowbelly]

i'm thinking it was out of sheer desire ;)

[kellychaos]

i'm thinking it was out of sheer desire ;)

You're silly! :lol

[Anonymous]

I have a theory I am testin

[Captain Robo]

There's a difference between a newbie (new to the place) and a newb/noob/n00b (ASSHOLE).

[THE FIXER]

feelevil u cockaholic , only you would sniff a womans ass in the hopes of smelling another mans cock

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