The September 11th thread [Archive]

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 11th, 2005, 07:48 PM

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Oh baby , my vaginas bleeding

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mmmmhmmm, that's a tastly pickle :blowme

Esuohlim

Sep 11th, 2005, 08:02 PM

Guys this isn't funny we should always remember the day John Ritter died >:

Guitar Woman

Sep 11th, 2005, 08:04 PM

Yeah fuck you guys for pissing on this day of sorrow :(

Shyandquietguy

Sep 11th, 2005, 08:26 PM

Why don't you people just shove your dicks in a plate of spaghetti and then yell out "Spaghetto" as if you give a fuck about dead people.

Pub Lover

Sep 11th, 2005, 08:40 PM

People die everyday. Making the 11th a shrine to some bullshit little attack is stupid. You do have a regular Remembrance Day, right?

Schimid

Sep 11th, 2005, 08:41 PM

Why don't you people just shove your dicks in a plate of spaghetti and then yell out "Spaghetto" as if you give a fuck about dead people.

...what?

Rongi

Sep 11th, 2005, 10:06 PM

:lol

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 12th, 2005, 01:57 AM

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DeadKennedys

Sep 12th, 2005, 01:19 PM

I'm trying hard to forget, I really am. It's difficult when you're bombarded with shit everyday about "9/11 never forget".

I'm supposed to feel sorry for other Americans I never knew?

Skulhedface

Sep 12th, 2005, 01:44 PM

I'll never forget the day John Ritter died.

Joke's been done already? Fuck.

You know what? Sept. 11th is now National Hokey Pokey Day.

Esuohlim

Sep 12th, 2005, 03:08 PM

September 11th, 1996 nevr 4git :tear

Guitar Woman

Sep 12th, 2005, 03:11 PM

I'm trying hard to forget, I really am. It's difficult when you're bombarded with shit everyday about "9/11 never forget".

I'm supposed to feel sorry for other Americans I never knew?
No, you're supposed to feel sorry for John Ritter :rolleyes
BECAUSE HE DIED :(

Sacks

Sep 12th, 2005, 03:46 PM

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Thank god for this! I loved his performance in the thrillingly spooky PC game Goosebumps: Escape From Horrorland! Jurrasic Park was ok too, I guess.

Supafly345

Sep 12th, 2005, 10:17 PM

Everyone shut up.

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 12th, 2005, 11:30 PM

WICKED

Sep 12th, 2005, 11:43 PM

[kisses a rose and tosses it on Ground Zero]

I care about the people who died in that attack. I don't care because I'm patriotic or because people say I should. I care because I can't do anything but. Because, if I had been one of the ones to fall to my doom from upwards of seventy stories, I would never want the rest of our race to forget the terrible violence that we are capable of. Call me pansy. Call me holier-than-thou. It won't change my feelings on the subject.

PS: Yes, I do understand that I probably would not know so much of the situation were I in that position. That's not exactly the point.

WICKED

Sep 12th, 2005, 11:48 PM

Wow. That sounded really pansy and holier-than-thou. I apologize.

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 12th, 2005, 11:53 PM

Yeah you were kinda careless simply tossing that rose. Fag.

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WICKED

Sep 13th, 2005, 12:05 AM

Yeah. I shoulda really shot it out of a cannon or something. A big, hard, masculine, veiny cannon.

WICKED

Sep 13th, 2005, 12:09 AM

with balls

Lil' Johnny

Sep 13th, 2005, 01:52 AM

What the hell is this "Ground Zero" shit? It's obvious that this thread is a John Ritter memorial. :rolleyes

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 13th, 2005, 01:55 AM

Hey guys John Ritter died on 9/11 too, but not on the plan-yanes.

Bell E. Laffs

Sep 13th, 2005, 01:56 AM

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Whoops I forgot J.G. get his cunt douched by natures :lol

Lil' Johnny

Sep 13th, 2005, 02:07 AM

Hey guys John Ritter died on 9/11 too, but not on the plan-yanes.
Only the smart people knew that :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Sep 13th, 2005, 11:40 AM

Seth MacFarlane almost died on those planes :eek

Rongi

Sep 13th, 2005, 01:22 PM

that reminds me, i have to watch Sling Blade before i have to return it to blockbuster :(

WICKED

Sep 14th, 2005, 09:52 PM

DID Seth McFarlane almost die on those planes?

Esuohlim

Sep 14th, 2005, 11:16 PM

On September 11, 2001 he was scheduled to return to Los Angeles on American Airlines Flight 11 after being a keynote speaker at his alma-mater in Rhode Island. Due to a mix-up by his travel agent he was told that his flight was scheduled to depart at 8:15am but it really departed at 7:45am and he had arrived at Boston Logan Airport a few minutes after boarding was stopped on his flight and he was told he would have to wait for the next flight. At 8:45am one hour after the departure of American Airlines Flight 11 it was hijacked by terrorists and crashed into One World Trade Center (North Tower) in New York City killing all onboard. He was able to contact his parents within 20 minutes of Flight 11 striking the first tower to tell them he was okay. He also said that he thanked god that his travel agent had screwed up the departure time or he would have been on board and he wouldn't have known what to do when the terrorists took over the plane.

IN CONCLUSION, HAD HE GOTTEN ON THE PLANE WE WOULD NOT HAVE THE DEBACLE OF A FOURTH SEASON OF FAMILY GUY

Chojin

Sep 15th, 2005, 03:44 AM

yeah, instead we'd be watching re-runs for the rest of eternity in homage

Misanthrope

Sep 28th, 2005, 10:45 PM

Chojin

Sep 28th, 2005, 11:04 PM

How ironic.

Rev. Danno

Sep 29th, 2005, 09:22 AM

Okay. . .forgive me if this seems "unamerican" or whatever, but I'm just sick of hearing about it. I remember that day. They evacuated my school for crissakes. But that was FOUR YEARS AGO! Get over it, people. I'm sorry if you lost loved ones in during the attack, but this "I didn't lose anyone, but they were American, and Americans are supossed to stand together" shit is pissing me off.
Dude, I hate that shit too.
I mean the civil war was like over a hundred years ago but they keep making shows about it. Duh! Whatever dude, no one cares about that stuff.
And how come we still care about Kennedy being shot that was all the way back in the 60's...
I'm so sick of hearing about history...
Learning, and remembering makes my head hurt...

Emu

Sep 29th, 2005, 10:33 AM

:lol

Slinky Ferret

Sep 29th, 2005, 01:21 PM

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I've heard that there exist people in America that did not know there was a second world war and others who didn't even know who won it!!!!

It appears that in America, only American history is taught. Now considering this is only about 200 years or so how the hell do you manage to make that last for the entire duration of school?? When I was at school we learnt about the World Wars and winning lots of battles such as The Armarda (lots of boats and Spanish), Medival History (grow onions next to carrots to prevent diseases), Tudor (lots of people getting beheaded) etc. etc.

I may have mentioned before that I went to a museum in St. Louis. It took us five minutes to tour it. I kept asking my mum where all the information was. Over here we have lots of broken pots and dead stuffed animals and towering dinosaurs...

ziggytrix

Sep 29th, 2005, 01:50 PM

That's not entirely true Slinky. World History was a required subject for me in the 10th grade. The class itself was horrible, and taught straight from a textbook by a football coach, but we did have a world history class.

Sethomas

Sep 29th, 2005, 02:12 PM

Well, I had a World History class in 7th grade that was called Geography, and a geography class freshman year called World History. I also took two elective world history classes in high school, but I'm an oddball like that.

glowbelly

Sep 29th, 2005, 02:44 PM

i had a buttload of history classes in highschool. this one was called europe since 1500 and i aced the fucking class but i failed because i missed too many days.

yeah, so...no. you are wrong, miss slink.

although i will admit that not until recently have they started teaching the true story of colonization of america. when i was little it was all pilgrims and indians and turkeys and hooray we love everyone.

ItalianStereotype

Sep 29th, 2005, 04:49 PM

but I've noticed that they often go a little overboard in teaching "what really happened" these days.

Shyandquietguy

Sep 29th, 2005, 05:33 PM

Columbus was a short, fucking asshole. That's what I learned in my high school history class.

Slinky Ferret

Sep 29th, 2005, 06:26 PM

:) I'm glad to be proved wrong! I was extremely concerned when I heard this. However, this may just be the fools that my cousin is friends with! I just needed to check that this wasn't a state spread problem...

Appologies if I offended anyone.

kahljorn

Sep 29th, 2005, 06:31 PM

Hitler's still alive, you know.

glowbelly

Sep 29th, 2005, 08:39 PM

nana will still argue with me to this day that columbus landed at plymouth rock. she tells me that papa told her and papa knows his history.

papa has alzheimers.

Slinky Ferret

Sep 30th, 2005, 04:02 AM

haha :)

Seriously though my grandma had that :(

In regards to the whole September 11th thing (sorry I took this thread off topic), well I saw all the footage from television and saw the buildings fall and felt a little sad but more numb than anything. We had our own version of that over here recently and what was so sad it some people could have survived if they had checked all the buses too or not got onto the other trains. :( What makes it upsetting is when you look at their ages and what they had achieved with their lives. That could have been your dad, mum, brother, sister or friend.