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WICKED
Sep 11th, 2005, 09:52 PM
OK, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. GOD COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY SENT A HURRICANE TO NEW ORLEANS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL MARDI GRAS SINNERS!! How do I know this? Because, stupid, native New Orleans don't give a rat's ass about Mardi Gras. They try to get far away as they possibly can, and those that can't leave make every effort to stay indoors, away from the partying. If God was pissed about Mardi Gras, he would have targeted the tourists. He didn't. So shut up.

ArrowX
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:50 PM
thas stupid. Goy didn't have to make a Hurricane, and if he did it shure as hell wouldn't be a girl

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?!?

Marc Summers
Sep 12th, 2005, 12:21 AM
You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase >:

Pub Lover
Sep 12th, 2005, 12:27 AM
You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase >:
Marc Summers thinks he's people. :rolleyes

Marc Summers
Sep 12th, 2005, 12:47 AM
We use the royal "We" when we think it is necessary.

KevinTheOmnivore
Sep 12th, 2005, 08:40 AM
If God was pissed about Mardi Gras, he would have targeted the tourists. He didn't. So shut up.

YEAH! SO EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD WHO WAS SAYING THAT SHOULD JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT NOW!! NOW!!

AND THIS THREAD WASN'T AN EXCUSE JUST TO TALK ABOUT THOSE KOOKY CHRISTIANS! SO SHUT UP!

Emu
Sep 12th, 2005, 11:58 AM
i remember making a thread about this but nobody read it :(

Skulhedface
Sep 12th, 2005, 01:52 PM
Them wacky Christians am I right guys?

Now, why don't you enthrall us about your stories telling us how buttsex DIDN'T cause 9/11! And give us your well outlined thesis on why stupid christians are stupid because they stupidly think so!

I'm no fan of the religious, but jeez, you uneducated opinionated types are killing us...

WICKED
Sep 12th, 2005, 05:45 PM
At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.

Aneurysm
Sep 12th, 2005, 05:54 PM
thas stupid. Goy didn't have to make a Hurricane, and if he did it shure as hell wouldn't be a girl

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?!?

That Goy, he's wacky.

KevinTheOmnivore
Sep 12th, 2005, 06:28 PM
At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.

Riiiight.

ArrowX
Sep 12th, 2005, 08:54 PM
You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase >:

Ive been here alot longer that you boy and I don't mean lurking.

Skulhedface
Sep 12th, 2005, 10:16 PM
At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.

And I suppose your teenage angst is the perfect authority to give you a PhD. on the matter?

If I'd known that, then I wouldn't have been buying flannel shirts in the early 90s, I'd have been giving college lectures instead.

Face in the box
Sep 18th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Every one of you fuckers (Including you WHICKED and I Know damnit) are all to damn angry and opinionated about religion and that shit, I say you all need to go get fucked, and by that I mean sex. :)

Aneurysm
Sep 18th, 2005, 03:59 PM
Buttsex, too.

kellychaos
Sep 19th, 2005, 05:08 PM
Strange that those who think they have all the answers are almost always wrong. I ere on the side of humility and giggle a little when my side wins. :/

Skulhedface
Sep 20th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Well that tends to happen when you make up answers.

For reference, see "God" in general.

Sethomas
Sep 20th, 2005, 05:12 PM
Why do I have a feeling WICKED has never been to Bourbon Street in the summer? Not that the contrary view has a point, but retardation abounds.