SUMMARY SO FAR

[feelevil]

ok so far i like Matt Harty, Kelly Chaos and Professor cool. I think that Rongi guy's dad must be an admin or something cuz i don't see any other reason why he is here. shout outs to my peeps cuz i gotta go get groceries now and we'll continue these mocks l8r!!! ta ta!

[James]

Attention, Mockers. We have a lost character here at the Management office. If anyone has lost their character, could you please come and claim it at once? It really sucks, and we don't want to keep taking care of it.

[feelevil]

While not grade A material, i'll accept that Jamesman. I've been called a 'retard' and have been told to 'shut the fuck up' so many times I'm having primary school flashbacks. :(

FUCKING WIDE OPEN PEOPLE. mockers my ass

[James]

many times I'm having primary school flashbacks. :(

The only janitor here is Geggy, and he hasn't even met you yet, let alone put a mop handle in your butt.

[Professor Cool]

What a lovely summary,

Way to go skipper, you finally put your mind to something and achieve it!

[feelevil]

I'm adding you to my list of peeps Jamesman! l8r Prof i gotta go get those groceries before the hot babes leave!

[kellychaos]

Umm ... we don't care.

Summary:

Mockers 30
Noob #Whatever 0

[slavemason]

You've been talking about going to the grocery store for at least 30 minutes. So I must ask you to take it to the Ska Forum asshole, where you can be easily ignored.

[ItalianStereotype]

FUCKING WIDE OPEN PEOPLE. mockers my ass

dont you fucking get it? you arent worth the effort it would take to make you look stupid, you do that fine by yourself.

and before you can start judging other peoples value on these boards, establish some yourself.


jamesman that should be a new type of noob, the kind that tries to defend itself by judging everyone else unfunny.

[Fookin Flappy]

You guys let him go this man is in an emergency.. we all know the grocery store is where all the hot babes hang out! :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

I saw some nice mellons there once :)

[feelevil]

'aren't worth the effort'... rite... all i'm hearing is 'but...but...' :lol

[Anonymous]

Um, first of all, the majority of people you're dealing with aren't Mockers.

Secondly, please make more threads.

[feelevil]

You guys let him go this man is in an emergency.. we all know the grocery store is where all the hot babes hang out! :rolleyes

this d00d knows the score! single moms always put out!! :rock

[feelevil]

Let me be the first to say that Chojin is somebody I will NOT be calling on. I'm no expert but one thing I do know is that he could probably ruin me. His posts are quality and he has style. He's got this down to a fucking science and you losers should stop typing 'shut the fuck up' and learn from him.

I'd feel honored if he ruined me, but the rest of you fucks seem to be a big fucking waste. Jamesman is funny too, but far less style, and he is inconsistent.

[slavemason]

Or in your case, they drive you to the grocery store.

[Evil Robot]

I sure wish I could I-DONKEY PUNCH feelpenisevil. Oh wait I can....

[Anonymous]

JamesmanX: It's getting easier and easier to not post so much
Popndeth: yep
Popndeth: it's funny how these people come in expecting the fight of their lives or something
Popndeth: and then the other newbies flock to them and start girly-slapping them
Popndeth: and they're all like HO HO HO! IS THIS THE BEST YOU MOCKERS HAVE TO OFFER?!
Popndeth: While we're all at dinner trying to talk :(
JamesmanX: Yeah
JamesmanX: It's like watching a Royal Rumble version of a cock fight
Popndeth: With real cocks :tear
JamesmanX: No

[feelevil]

Yep, that sure beats any real effort. Oh!! But I'm not WORTH the effort... now I get it. :rolleyes

[CaptainBubba]

dscoM0nkie: So you are prof. cool?
TyrantOfTheAnts: I WISH
TyrantOfTheAnts: I wish i was the old keboardist
dscoM0nkie: so you are cynical dave?
TyrantOfTheAnts: BUT I CANT SPELL
TyrantOfTheAnts: you gook
TyrantOfTheAnts: shutup
dscoM0nkie: lol im sorry
TyrantOfTheAnts: yah im cynical dave
TyrantOfTheAnts: surprise you gook
TyrantOfTheAnts: FAG
dscoM0nkie: ...I KNEW IT
TyrantOfTheAnts: go to hell noob slice
TyrantOfTheAnts: 8-)GOOK!
TyrantOfTheAnts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TyrantOfTheAnts direct connection is closed.
dscoM0nkie: its funny.

[Captain Robo]

No :(

[Spectre X]

feelevil is newbie #...something, Jamesman please clarify, but he's Anounco, was that #4? I think so, anyway, go away, feelevil. I ebt he's dr. Evil in disguise.

[Captain Robo]

I guess feelevil is the result of two sperm fertilizing each other :rolleyes

[feelevil]

2 SPERM!! :lol ROTFLOL!!!

[The Unseen]

I have no reason to get intermingled with this "feelevil" character

[feelevil]

why?

[Professor Cool]

Wah? :(

What are your trying to say Bubba ? :/

[CaptainBubba]

This was the beginning of it prof. Should clear things up.

TyrantOfTheAnts: Hello Are you there?
dscoM0nkie: yes'm
TyrantOfTheAnts: Hello Are you there?
TyrantOfTheAnts: :clicks aim link again:
TyrantOfTheAnts: Hello Are you there?
dscoM0nkie: pee on me
dscoM0nkie: please
dscoM0nkie: I need it
dscoM0nkie: on my FACE
dscoM0nkie: NOW
dscoM0nkie: QUICK
dscoM0nkie: TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE
TyrantOfTheAnts: i tell you a secret
dscoM0nkie: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
dscoM0nkie: go aheadf
dscoM0nkie: f, lol
TyrantOfTheAnts: im could be jixby phillips
TyrantOfTheAnts: i could be professor cool, or les waste
dscoM0nkie: OMG ITS TRUE!
dscoM0nkie: I COULD BE THEM TOO!
TyrantOfTheAnts: i could be captain bubba
dscoM0nkie: THATS TRUE TOO!
dscoM0nkie: I could talking to myself. In the future
dscoM0nkie: Do I rule the ants In the future
dscoM0nkie: ?
dscoM0nkie: do we still have solid food In the future?

[Professor Cool]

Who is he?

[CaptainBubba]

My guess is cynical dave, since he said he was.

[feelevil]

I'm not cynical dave!! But WHO could i b??????

[James]

67 posts in two hours. That's more than one post every 2 minutes.

[ItalianStereotype]

hes on his way to becoming another you, james.

[James]

Minus the human worth and IQ, sure.

Besides, I've cut back a lot on posting. Kind of easy to do, since there's hardly anything worth replying to as of late.

Speaking of which, SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW! :lol

[feelevil]

:rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

shout outs to my peeps

The use of this phrase deducts 200 points from your respectability score. Now please choose another category.

[Matt Harty]

Don't be fooled and think you have friends here. :/

[feelevil]

Matt - u didn't call? Wtf? >:

[Matt Harty]

You need to stop with the cell phone thing.

[Captain Robo]

How the hell does Jamesman have the time to post 1400 comments? >:

I come here every day and I JUST topped 500.

[Skulhedface]

With his liberal use of the word "hun" in reference to Rongi in the other thread, and his continual hitting on of Matt Harty, one can only assume that as the sun goes down, this boy puts on his best jheri curl wig, double d padded bra and hits the clubs with the tune "YMCA" stuck lovingly in his head.