Attention Retro Kat

[Chojin]

If you have to tell people that you're gay in every post, I-Mockery administration requires that you make one of the images on this page your avatar.

http://www.gaypimp.com/press.html

That will be all.

[ScruU2wice]

RETRO KAT IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fuck, he was my prom date...

[The Retro Kat]

I'm cool with that. But I'm drunk, sop well see if it's stil there tomorrow.

[Sethomas]

I'm drunk too!!! I'm just not so drunk that I'd fuck you.

[The Retro Kat]

Give it time...

[Sethomas]

Psssh, I've only had nine drinks. Which is about so much as it took me to make out with another guy. But I didn't fuck him. Perhaps because there was no room open, but I didn't.

[The Retro Kat]

I've had about 16, from a 30 of hi life, so if you have the other 14, you'd fuck me, right?

[sadie]

retro, you are gay, whether you like girls or boys.

[ScruU2wice]

it's funny because the more he drinks the closer he comes to death..

[Dole]

you booze, you lose.

I went to a wedding with a free bar all night last night.

[Aneurysm]

I got shitfaced and puked everywhere last night.


Good times.

[kahljorn]

I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine :( Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!

[kellychaos]

Seth has hedged around an indecent proposal a time or two before. Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

[kellychaos]

Although politely deflected, your thinly-veiled overtures were not in the least unappreciated Seth. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

oh my god you are the worst person in the universe

[kellychaos]

Yeasty, puss-filled, oozing, crustaceous cunt.

[Guitar Woman]

KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0

[Rosenstern]

KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0

Do I need to remind you that this is a forum for a comedy site? Relax and roll with it a little, Guit! :)

[The Retro Kat]

You hippie faggot.

[kahljorn]

Yea guit, you should try making jokes where you pretend to be angry and outrageous at various people who's names may start with KE.

[Face in the box]

You hippie faggot.Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)

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[Ihach]

i gotta say, kelly chaos starts to grow on you after awhile....

[ArrowX]

I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine :( Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!

Don't you need to sew on a penis or cut one off?

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)
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Lordy! Dear Lord, at least he's not a gay faggot, indeed. Oh my, what would his dear ol' mother say to that. She'd have a heart attack, I'm sure. Mercy me, she would. Heaven forbid!

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[Rosenstern]

I, in my time, I have given my sexuality some though. I said,"Rosenstern (because I always refer to myself with my forum name), you act in musical theater, you read Shakespeare, you write classical music, and you like to visit art galleries. Why aren't you gay?!" I realized it's because I like boobs too much to be gay. Boobs rock, bitch!

[kahljorn]

"Don't you need to sew on a penis or cut one off?"

:rolleyes That's not even possible.