Help, I'm being stalked!

[Geggy]

I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?

[Chojin]

I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again.
I thought you were deaf.

Anyway, I recommend you poison a delicious rib-eye steak and leave it out on the lawn.

[MetalMilitia]

or a pie on the windowsil which looks like its cooling but is infact poisoned!

[Chojin]

You're like the drunken nerd at parties who tries to supplement other peoples' jokes since he is too socially retarded to craft his own.

Okay, you are that guy.

[Sacks]

Man I hate that guy, especially when he gets more laughs because he's more popular or just because his go on the joke was really simple and more people were able to comprehend it.

[MetalMilitia]

Well atleast im not the guy who does not attend said party as he's too busy obcessing over DDR :rolleyes

[Geggy]

Ok ok chojin, you got me there. I'm just saying as if what other people would say about me but you have to admit the description of myself is pretty accurate otherwise you can go ahead and prove me wrong to everyone.

I'm sure you don't have the time to do that, is that correct? Oh that's a shame.

[Chojin]

What are you even on about

[kellychaos]

How to talk to deaf hookers

LINK (http://www.funnypictures.dk/funny-picture-449.htm)

[Sethomas]

Oh boy, classic Kellychaos giant orange text with link action. Will I click? As ever, probably not.

[Dole]

I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?

Have you considered...you are doing it yourself?

[ziggytrix]

but it links to funnypictures.dk! how can you resist a respository of trite danish humor?

[Pub Lover]

You're like the drunken nerd at parties who tries to supplement other peoples' jokes since he is too socially retarded to craft his own.

Okay, you are that guy.
I've been usurped. :(

[ArrowX]

Hey don't deny the plumpers. Trust me, if you keep denying them it'll fell like you just got beaten down with a sack of cheese steak scented jello and vagina wax.

[Geggy]

That's pretty funny, KellyChaos. I have a joke for you...how many guys does it take to rape a deaf woman?

5 guys and a basketball! :lol

Have you considered...you are doing it yourself?

Thats not entirely true...although it can happen. I'd kill for me. Every morning, after I wake up, I go into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, naked and say "You're too cool, cowboy..." then I'd wink and shoot at myself. That is what I do before I start my day to boost my self esteem and confidence because I am the real deal.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again.
I thought you were deaf.

Anyway, I recommend you poison a delicious rib-eye steak and leave it out on the lawn.

:lol

[kellychaos]

Oh boy, classic Kellychaos giant orange text with link action. Will I click? As ever, probably not.

You SO pressed that link. It's not your fault.

[Aneurysm]

I pressed it, and found it funny. :(

[neojester12]

I Hate that guy.

You'll sign your name Heywood Jablome(pretty funny) but only, like, 3 people will be watching, and then HE comes up and signs his name I.C. Wiener(not as funny, sorta gay, and from futrama) But everybody will still laugh because it's HIM.

[Blaber66]

Make it so that only people on your Buddy List can AIM you. For the e-mail part, tell only your friends your NEW e-mail address, but not the girl. Now here's where Ebay comes in. Go to Ebay and buy a really rare comic book. Then go to a comic book store and get one of the fat guys to stalk the girl. In no time the girl will be out of your hair.

[Chojin]

How does any of that connect at all?

[Blaber66]

How does any of that connect at all?
Well the man needs help. Otherwise, it'll be all :wank for the rest of his life. And he'll be doing it to these forums.

[Geggy]

this thread was a joke. give it up already

[mischief]

whew i thought you were talking about me for a minute :/

[Marine]

I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?


oh i dont know :rolleyes