Give me something to write about.

[James]

Aaaand... go!

Just a litle creative writing excercise. Give me something to write about.

[ItalianStereotype]

zombies in an alternate soviet timeline.

[James]

How about something a little... smaller in scale? :(

[King Hadas]

Felix the cat meets Garfield

[Schimid]

I'd rather see Heathcliff meet Garfield, since they're exactly the same.

[Sacks]

Are you kidding me? That must be some kind of joke, or you just happened to see a picture of Heathcliff one day and decided he looked similar. Garfield is a fat lazy loser who has been recycling the same gags his whole career. His holiday specials were golden, and his show was alright, but that movie is just inexcusable. Heathcliff is a streetwise badass who walks how he talks and doesn't take any kind of shit from anyone and if you cross his path you're going to have to deal with his gang of hardass junkyard thugs known as the Cadillac Cats. These dudes will wreck your shit before breakfast and eat cheerios out of your skull no problem! Bottom line: When Garfield is pushing Odie off a table and trying to fat himself to death with lasagna, Heathcliff is busting heads and scoring with cat babes.

[kellychaos]

The social ramifications of horror-porn cinema

sub-title: are zombies seksay?