im getting old :( [Archive]

Comrade Rocket

Oct 7th, 2005, 10:56 PM

I was closing at work and i notice a car at the air and water station and a girl was looking over her car into the garage. So i step outside and walk over to the car. Thats when i see that the girl was wearing a cheerleader outfit and was on a cell phone with her dad. I say, "can i help you?" and almost instantly she replys yes.

her tire is low and she doesnt know what to do, she thought that it was because she lost the plastic cap. I filled all her tires and got her another cap. The entire time i was building up the nerve to ask her for her number.

thats when it hit me, Im two years outta high school and she had to be at least a junior. I finished and she went on her way.

Im a creepy old man now :(

:(

Guitar Woman

Oct 7th, 2005, 10:58 PM

Not unless it took you 20 years to finish high shcool. :rolleyes

Comrade Rocket

Oct 7th, 2005, 11:01 PM

i dunno, i just felt old and creepy even thinking about asking her for her number

Guitar Woman

Oct 7th, 2005, 11:08 PM

Once you get past 22 I don't think 4-year age differences matter
But I'm not 22, so I wouldn't know :(

sadie

Oct 7th, 2005, 11:29 PM

two whole years out of high school! and your fingers aren't too arthritic to type?!?

ScruU2wice

Oct 8th, 2005, 12:06 AM

hey some of us still need to worry about how we're going to make adorable babies >:

sadie

Oct 8th, 2005, 12:47 AM

my husband is four years younger than me. the age difference means nothing now, but when i got married the first time, he was like sixteen. :O

soundtest

Oct 8th, 2005, 02:40 AM

i'm 28 and my gf is 21 who gives a fuck?

Emu

Oct 8th, 2005, 09:23 AM

My girlfriend is 3 days younger than me :)

kellychaos

Oct 8th, 2005, 10:31 AM

perv

DrGonzo

Oct 12th, 2005, 02:14 PM

Are you sure you want a girl so dumb that she can't even put air in a tire?

Big McLargehuge

Oct 12th, 2005, 02:26 PM

My lady was 16 when i met her, and me at the ripe old age of 19. Needless to say i hit that shit, and now i have a loving wonderful woman to live with me and put up with my shit.

soundtest

Oct 12th, 2005, 04:16 PM

Needless to say i hit that shit

I know you just probably say things like this to sound cool in front of the boys, but does she know this? That's downright rude. You should respect your lady.

kellychaos

Oct 12th, 2005, 04:27 PM

meanwhile she's goin' off to her GFs about how she owned that cock once he hit THIS *points* shit