Online chess players?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Alright, I don't know if this qualifies as "gaming" in the video game sense, but are there any chess geeks like me on the board? Anybody who might be interested in playing, just PM me, or reply here, whatever.

[timrpgland]

I used to play chess quite a bit but have since lost most of my strategy, I wouldn't mind getting beaten sometime though.

In high school I made a chess board in shop class, it's pretty awesome. Made of oak and walnut. I have it sitting on my shelf, if only it didn't have these lame pieces. I don't have the discipline to work on making pieces.

[Guitar Woman]

Alright, I don't know if this qualifies as "gaming" in the video game sense, but are there any chess geeks like me on the board? Anybody who might be interested in playing, just PM me, or reply here, whatever.
Go to yahoo for that crap poindexter :/

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Yeah, thanks, I do that already. Now shush!

[soundtest]

i used to play but i am a fucking noob again ><

[Tadao]

http://www.chess.com/members/view/Tadaooadat

[Zhukov]

I like chess. I like collecting interesting pieces, boards etc, and I have a fantastic hand crafted Lewis chess set that I never touch.

I am shit at chess, though.

While I can handle losing to a child at Starcraft 2, I cannot handle losing to anyone at chess, since it's basically THE strategy game that separates the wheat from the chaff.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I might play tonight. I used to use yahoo chess a lot. I'm not a speed player by any means though.

[kahljorn]

i used to play chess a bit but now i think its kind of dumb cause everyone always uses the same strategy. MOVE MIDDLE PAWNS TwO STEPS FORWARD

[Pentegarn]

I beat the last boss in chess and retired

[executioneer]

why the hell this thread did get bumped

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We were gonna do chess bumps.

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Tadao]

That was fucking awesome. :lol

Anyways, you have like 3 days to move your piece. Pub is making some aggressive moves. I bet he's not as shy about rape as he acts.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

CHALLENGE ISSUED.

[stevetothepast]

I love cheese

[Tadao]

Well played 10K, I gave you a fishy move tropy. Pub got the Queen trophy of course.

[Shyandquietguy]

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/CaptainFlameGore

I am already in the beginning with Tadao! But I want take all of you on! No damn kung-fu movie shit here!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lol. Thank you tadao. They have a bunch of ridiculous ass trophies on there.

[Esuohlim]

I gave Pub the SHAKESPEARE trophy

[Esuohlim]

lol I started a game with Gus WAY before he got games going with Pub and Tadao and OH GUESS WHERE HIS PRIORITIES LIE >:

Gus you're going to get the crappiest trophy I can find when we finish this game in 2014

[kahljorn]

lol nice zugs

[Grislygus]

well SOME PEOPLE got back to me real quick whenever I wasn't distracted by NewsRadio

[Esuohlim]

Also when I finished up for the day with Pub he was like "Last one of the day, it's 3am".

It was only 11pm my time, which means he's only four time zones away from America's east coast.

Pram, I'd start sweating if I were you. He's getting closer :eek

[Shrubfest]

I am debating whether I should learn chess for the 5th time.

All I ever played with my set was military marches and royal balls.

[Grislygus]

Hell, I'd never played before; didn't think it would be as fun as it is

[stevetothepast]

I'll take you on grislygoop.

[Colonel Flagg]

http://www.chess.com/members/view/Colonel_Flagg

I'll be a sacrificial goat. :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/zbf

BRING IT.

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU CHESS I'M EXHAUSTED AND THE SUN'S COMING UP :(

WE ARE ALL SO BAD THAT WE'RE RUNNING AROUND THE BOARD IN CIRCLES

GOD DOESN'T EXIST

[Shyandquietguy]

I ENJOYED OUR LAST GAME NO MATTER HOW PAINFUL IT WAS!!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and the fuckin birds are out.

[Grislygus]

Is anyone else watching other people's games? Here's some EXCLUSIVE COMMENTARY from my and milhouse's game to give you a glimpse into the strategic minds of two of I-Mockery's premiere champions.

Grislygus: Just watched your game against pub
Grislygus: I'm fucking WORRIED now
esuohlim: My first Pub game was a masterpiece of deception and cunning. The game I'm playing now I hella fucked up twice already
Grislygus: I basically got bored and stopped paying attention, then Pub and I both fucked up royal and now we're just dicking around because neither party is resigning
Grislygus: oh you bastard, I have no idea what you're plotting
Grislygus: fuck it
Grislygus: WHAT DID I JUST DO
esuohlim: wHOOPS :angrys
Grislygus: Oh man, I thought you were totally bluffing with the double queen suicide
esuohlim: I didn't plan on it but then shit got real
Grislygus: lol
Grislygus: once he finally kills me, you should watch my game against shyandquietguy and laugh your ass off
Grislygus: Thought I was gonna be all "gonna get a sick quick checkmate with a rook and queen sammich"
Grislygus: Then he raped me in the face
esuohlim: Dude, shyandquietguy is a beast. I was all high and mighty after beating Pub twice, but playing HIM was the online chess equivalent of putting on a dress and showing him my room
Grislygus: lol
Grislygus: actually, LMAO
Grislygus: It's funny because it's painfully true
esuohlim: i just got him good by checking him with knight and putting his queen in danger at the same time, put the guy knows how to rudely infiltrate ALL my openings
esuohlim: this is the safest game of chess i've ever played
Grislygus: because I just got my ass handed to me ha ah
esuohlim: MY ROOK IS ON THE PROWL
Grislygus: On the prowl, and one of them is fucked BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
esuohlim: AU CONTRAIRE
Grislygus: oh. Well, you COULD do that. If you were a dick.
esuohlim: i spent the last 20 moves trying to get my rooks SOMEWHERE
esuohlim: by the way my current game with shyandquietguy is taking forever because i suck at pinning him with the checkmate and i keep fucking up and it's hilarious and he's getting pissed
Grislygus: I think he kind of abandoned my ass beating in favor of you
Grislygus: THE FAVORITE
Grislygus: JUST BECAUSE YOUR SKINNY ASS CAN FIT INTO A MINISKIRT
esuohlim: if you keep my pawns pinned I'm turning this into a stalemate, you'd better believe it
Grislygus: Yeah, you just scraped my plan to fuck the one below your king
esuohlim: GUS YOU ARE MAKING THIS EXCEEDINGLY DIFFICULT
Grislygus: sneaky little bastard
Grislygus: Though I like the idea of my king scared shitless trying to act cool around his posse, with a giant black rook driving around the neighborhood
esuohlim: serious lol
esuohlim: OH FUCK HERE COMES THE BAD NEWS
esuohlim: ROOK GON' INVESTIAGE
esuohlim: *INVESTIGATE
Grislygus: OH SHIT DOG, RONNIE BITCH GONNA RUN
Grislygus: RUN BITCH, RUN. GET DAT CONVERSION
esuohlim: oh man i am so sorry for this oh well
Grislygus: I'm laughing so hard
Grislygus: AWW SHEEIT, RONNIE BITCH GONNA GIT IT
Grislygus: AW POOR RONNIE, BRO
esuohlim: :lol
Grislygus: whoopsidaisee
Grislygus: LET'S DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN
Grislygus: LET'S DO IT FOR JOHNNY!
Grislygus: "Ronnie"
Grislygus: WHATEVS BRA
esuohlim: lol stalemate way to go loser
esuohlim: shit, nevermind i must have stalemated the quietguy game >:
Grislygus: Now he's gonna get you
Grislygus: Sneaking up to your windows and taking pictures and shit
Grislygus: "THIS GUY. HE'S THE GUY. STALEMATED MY GAME"
esuohlim: GUY'S SHIFTY. also you should check out that game I just played with him when you get the chance, it's a fucking debacle
esuohlim: PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
Grislygus: yeah, will do. I'm waiting for Tadao to hurry the hell up so I can end my current games and watch your matches
esuohlim: fuckin' queen's gotta loop around
esuohlim: BUT WAIT
esuohlim: PERHAPS
esuohlim: IT IS SIMPLER
Grislygus: No, it's not. I aint' pulling no fancy tricks and overlooking something
esuohlim: HOLD IT I WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO OFFER A DRAW
esuohlim: if it does through without your consent i'll feel like a DICK so nvm
esuohlim: you won this game fair and square. it's like you won the race to the short bus
Grislygus: one sec. bear with me
Grislygus: what
Grislygus: WHAT
Grislygus: BULLSHIT WHAT
Grislygus: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PROGRAMMING IS THIS
esuohlim: YOU FUCKED IT UP, AAAAAHHHH
Grislygus: I WAS GONNA LOOP BACK WITH THE ROOK, MOVE THE TOP BISHOP OUT OF THE WAY AND CHECKMATE YOU RETARD COMPUTER
Grislygus: DAMN YOU COMPUTER
Grislygus: WTF
esuohlim: this is glorious
Grislygus: So if any of us just up and SAY it's a draw, it is?
Grislygus: Actually, thats awesome.
esuohlim: probably not, you'd probably get a request and you can shoot that shit down
Grislygus: I'm going to use that on shyandquietguy right now
esuohlim: all right, gussy. good game and peace out mah nigg
Grislygus: It didn't even ask me if I was cool with it, lol
esuohlim: it wasn't me, it was a stalemate. you fucked it up yourself, brotha
esuohlim: see, it's my turn and i can't move AND i'm not in check either
Grislygus: Naw, if that top bishop gets moved after I put the rook on the top line, it's checmate
Grislygus: COMPUTER ANALYSIS: COMPUTER IS A BITCH

I WILL FIND THE COMPUTER CHESS OVERLORD HIVE MIND AND MURDER IT WITH FIRE

Also turns out it was not just SHyandquetguy's turn, he had already checkmated me :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

milhouse beat me last night too. He pulled some anexation of puerto rico shit and flipped the script.

[Zhukov]

I feel this is out of my league.

If there is an online version of paper scissors rock that we can get into or boggle or something, I'd do that.

[Fathom Zero]

I play Go! You should learn that, Zhukov.

[Shyandquietguy]

Pub has performed a reach around and he is just sitting there with his cock in my fucking ass waiting til I can't take this shit no more! >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.chess.com/members/view/GenuineSaucy

Come at me bros

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.chess.com/members/view/Laddio-Roji

[Guitar Woman]

Shyandquietguy kicked the shit out of me >:

http://www.chess.com/echess/analysis.html?id=45657696

I want you to know I spent that entire game wringing my hands and scowling while all of my Sburban Jungle remixes were on loop. SHIT WAS INTENSE.

[Shyandquietguy]

Technically it was a draw but I still kicked your ass for sure!!

I believe this may be my third I-mock taken down!

Two have taken me down, Esouhlim and Pub Lover!

[elx]

mine! (http://www.chess.com/members/view/elly-)

[Shyandquietguy]

Ach! You people treat your pawns like fat children you tease but later regret!

Their entrapment in pulled post holes is their doing! No matter how unkempt the grass is!

[kahljorn]

the point of pawns is to make a line the enemy can't cross without getting killed by a pawn/something else :O

CHESS ADVICE FROM DR. KAHLJORN

[darkvare]

i used to have a lego chess game but i missplaced the cd

[Shyandquietguy]

Guitar Woman mashed my god damn face in.

LET ME SEE YOU TRY TO DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!!

PS: ENJOY YOUR SHITTY STRAW BROOM TROPHY!!! NYLON'S FOR CHAMPS BTW!!!

[Tadao]

I think I've added everyone :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

I can't believe I'm saying this but WHERE THE HELL IS ZBF?

[Colonel Flagg]

Who am I kidding - I don't know wtf I'm doing.

[Tadao]

I accepted ZBF and ELX but they have yet to start. :tear

[Grislygus]

Sorry guys :lol last few days have been crazy IRL, I'll be quicker about getting murdered by you guys in the coming week

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

getting murdered is no fucking excuse. I do ghost moves alllllllllll the tiiiiiiiiime. Also yay booooooseeeeee

[Esuohlim]

I've been MIA because I died of chess overdose that night :(

[Fathom Zero]

Pub, our game's getting fucking intense. We're being too conservative. :lol

[Tadao]

I think when I forfeited to Pub I lost like 200 points. :(

[Fathom Zero]

There aren't many moves left to make where one of us won't lose a piece. And he already gave up a knight.

[Tadao]

That's when sacrifices must be made!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've been MIA because I died of chess overdose that night :(

THAT GAME WAS FOR THE BIRDS.

[Esuohlim]

Playing Flagg stresses me out. After every one of his moves I get about 10 different choices to make and they're all bad :(

[Tadao]

I'm going to use my 1 free computer analysis a week on him. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

THATS CHEATING! >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Playing MIlhouse, Tadao, ShyGuy and Pub at the same time is playing havoc with my concentration, never mind actual work. :(

Tadao got me looking the wrong way and now I'm in real trouble. :( Never again on the mobile.

[Tadao]

THATS CHEATING! >:

:lol You can only use it after the game is over.

Pub is totally wrecking me right now.

[Colonel Flagg]

Never again on the mobile.

Boy that lasted long - nearly 6 hours. :\

Nice game, Tadao. :) You too, Pub. :):)

[Tadao]

I'm gonna learn a lot from playing you guys. I make soooo many stupid moves. :(

Also, I think when I make a challenge, I'm gonna set it to 1 day to move.

[Tadao]

Wow, I ran the analysis on my game with Flagg and it totally breaks down what you did wrong and what your opponent did wrong as well. It also gives you good alternatives.

[Colonel Flagg]

Now you know most of my play is pure dumb luck.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Flagg broke out the pro opening on me. I need to go over my opening techniques again.

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^ What? ;)

Milhouse is giving me what for, SnQ is giving me an aggressive game, miss e just started playing and I have a followup challenge from Tadao, in addition to our current game, Bill. Plus, ZBF has gone missing. (this last is fortunate, otherwise I'd have to keep track of 5 games at once) This is the last time I have so many games going on at once.

Tadao, you'll get a rematch when I finish a few games. Promise. :tired

[Shyandquietguy]

Strike First! Strike Hard! Show no mercy!!

I was experimenting on Pub and thought I had made a big mistake! Then out of know where I literally see the most glorious check mate possible and take it!! My luck is going good guys! Get cautious!!

Seriously, check my game with him. The chess badass contest begins NOW! Whoever can intentionally round someone up into such a thing from the get go fucking wins

[Tadao]

:lol I keep 11 going. That's one of the reasons I'm so horrible at chess. ;)

[Esuohlim]

I think I'm just about screwed here against Flagg, but at least I made it a struggle >:)

[Tadao]

I just accidentally checkmated Esu :lol

[Esuohlim]

lol

That's how I always play against Shyandquietguy :(

[Tadao]

Anyone got any ideas on how to checkmate my little bother?

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=45579929

I think I have to move my king forward. :( Run the game backwards 10 steps to see why. But then he can move his queen or any other piece for a step. I don't want him chasing me. :(

[Tadao]

Hey guys, I say we boycott ZBF

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol I keep 11 going. That's one of the reasons I'm so horrible at chess. ;)

Screw it, that's good enough for me. Challenge accepted! ;)

I think I'm just about screwed here against Flagg, but at least I made it a struggle >:)

You want to resign? :D I think I'll end up with a King, queen and 2 bishops against your King in a few moves.

Hey guys, I say we boycott ZBF

Agreed. >:

[Esuohlim]

I think I'll end up with a King, queen and 2 bishops against your King in a few moves.

I'm not going out without a fight!

[Colonel Flagg]

Good! :D

[kahljorn]

Anyone got any ideas on how to checkmate my little bother?im assuming you're black.. move your queen right next to him lol but move your bishop to a spot it can protect it first. he can try to move to kill your bishop but itll take him two moves.

so basically, move black rook diagnoly up and right and then move your queen all the way next to the king

the only thing he can do is move his queen in front of your queen. oh wait i didnt see the other pawn :O
alternatively you can move your pawn two spaces forward, next move move it forward again, next move move your queen next to it but then you have to move your king first

ooor you can move your bishop all the way up to next to your pawn, your queen will protect it, then you can m ove your pawn forward without having to move your queen and also your bishop can protect your queen for another check mate :O :O:O

this last ones the best cause you have two options for a checkmate

[Tadao]

I think I'll take a chance on that last one, it looks like a killer :O

[Tadao]

On scoring at chess dot com. I believe they score you on every move you make, not just weather you win or lose. If you blunder, you get negative points, if you make strong moves you gain points.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was trying to figure out how that worked.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm getting immensely bored with chess now. That's why I am the way I am, Pub.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you castle queen side its like a dub step move.

[Tadao]

I haven't gotten to that part of theories yet. Been watching http://www.chessvideos.tv/ and it has improved my game. I have a feeling we are all gonna become better harassers through all of this. We have Shyandquietguy to thank, he's the one who started all this.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao has some shady deals going on in this game.

[Tadao]

HAH! You totally took me out. I started not looking were I move again. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't even see that until the last second though. I was going to move my king away and try and save face.

[kahljorn]

did you win with my checkmate :lol

dont forget if he sacrifices his queen you can still use your pawn :O

although i dont remember how it looked but he might've been able to kill your bishop with his horsey, but it still would've taken 2+ turns

[Tadao]

Yeah, he played a very different move and changed the game completely. Fucker. >:

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=45579929

[Guitar Woman]

This shit is going nowhere.

[kahljorn]

:lol you lost your queen?

pretty sure you lost dude he has more pieces than you and you can't move your pawns very easily :(

i guess you can move your pawn all the way to the left two spaces forward and start working towards the other end of the board

[Tadao]

yeah, he forced me to lose my queen. what a fag

[Guitar Woman]

I've killed off the queens so often that I've basically forgotten how to effectively use one in anything but the endgame.

I always get them out of the way if I have the option and am not in a position to box the enemy one up quickly.

[Esuohlim]

I'm still playing the same game against Flagg since last Thursday. Checkmate's in only about two moves but he's been gone all day.

And 10kV Ghost is pretty damn good and I still don't know how I beat him the first time I played him.

[Tadao]

I used to trade queens right away all the time, I can play without them.

[Esuohlim]

I don't mind trading queens unless I plan on doing something with it soon or if I'm already down a few pieces. Sometimes it's nice not having to worry all the time if it's in trouble or not

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm still playing the same game against Flagg since last Thursday. Checkmate's in only about two moves but he's been gone all day.

And 10kV Ghost is pretty damn good and I still don't know how I beat him the first time I played him.

Cuz you took my hasek.

[kahljorn]

i might make an account for this tomorrow since i dont have shit to do between 1245 and 530

except sleep in the library. other than that i guess i could study or pick up on chicks, but i dont really do either of those :lol
I GUESS I COULD START THOUGH.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should pick up on hot librarian chicks. Then when you get their number be all like "checkmate."

[Tadao]

Flagg timed out. I think he went on vacation. I don't think he knows about vacation mode.

[Tadao]

GW is way better at this than I thought. Color me suspicious.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That s cuz you play on 1 day rules

[kahljorn]

hahahahaaha, ill say checkmate in the most douchebaggest way possible so that they'll be all, "..what" and totally regret giving me their number

[Guitar Woman]

Still undefeated, faggots.

LINE UP FOR YOUR SKULL BASHINGS.

[kahljorn]

but you have a red pickle.

[Guitar Woman]

The very same red pickle awarded by the king of Prussia for feats of strategic brilliance

[kahljorn]

DONT MAKE ME SIGN UP FR AN ACCOUNT

[Esuohlim]

GW I don't know your name on chess.com so find me and challenge me motherfucker

[kahljorn]

WE SHOULD PLAY FOR PICKLES

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm still playing the same game against Flagg since last Thursday. Checkmate's in only about two moves but he's been gone all day.

Sorry, was stuck in PHL all effing day trying to go on vacation. I'll tell you all about it in another thread.

In three words, F*** US AIRWAYS. >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Uh wutz vacation mode? :dunce

[Tadao]

You earn vacation days, like 1 day every 2 weeks. If you go into your control panel you can switch your status to vacation. At least thats what I read.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't think you get paid still though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This guy is playing his guitar through a gameboyat this bar and its super hard to concentrate.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I forgot trophies come with forlorn anxiety and have been teading through then all. I just want to give a general fuck you to everyone. but especially you! And your folk.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tournament?

[Tadao]

I'm gonna try a tourny when I get back.

[Tadao]

VACATION MODE PEOPLE, IT'S EASY TO USE.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm gonna try a tourny when I get back.

I was thinking about that too .....

Is it worth it to upgrade (i.e. pay for) my membership?

[Tadao]

Oh, I thought free people can play tourny's IDK. I haven't tried yet :lol

On a side note, I like the 960 games. After you beat me Flagg, I'm gonna challenge you with a 960.

[k0k0]

You guys call me dweeby, but you're all playing chess. All I do is take old video games and put cocks in them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I forgot about vacation mode and lost a ton of games I think.

[Tadao]

Every chess piece is penis shaped.

[Esuohlim]

I forgot about vacation mode and lost a ton of games I think.

NO COMPLAINTS HERE

[Colonel Flagg]

Chess 960 is ... ummmm ... interesting to say the least.

[Colonel Flagg]

Every chess piece is penis shaped.

Even the Queen. :eek

[k0k0]

Every chess piece is penis shaped.

Cockmate

[Shyandquietguy]

Every chess piece is penis shaped.

Well, it is a game of war.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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http://www.lovechess.com/

but holy shit, salvage :lol

[Tadao]

I was thinking about that too .....

Is it worth it to upgrade (i.e. pay for) my membership?

Oh, I thought free people can play tourny's IDK. I haven't tried yet :lol

On a side note, I like the 960 games. After you beat me Flagg, I'm gonna challenge you with a 960.

I just joined a touny and it seems to be free.

[Esuohlim]

My game with Tadao ended last night after, literally, 40 days and 40 nights

I celebrated by finally masturbating again

[Tadao]

I think I took a week vacation during that game :O

[Shyandquietguy]

I did not realize there was a conditional move option. :O

This opens up a whole new realm of awesomeness!

I propose the bastard son of Christ and new supreme Satan is the one who can win with a conditional line of moves on the last half of the game.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes, I just figured that out during my 960 game with Tadao.

[Tadao]

My tourny starts today :eek

[Tadao]

I just noticed that Chess 960 has it's own ranking. THANK GOD FOR THAT.

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol

[Tadao]

Sometimes I feel like I'm pretty good a chess, then a knight takes my queen because I'm not paying attention. :(

[Esuohlim]

You just caught me in a trap where either my rook goes or my bishop goes and you moved out of the way to put me in check instead of taking the bishop and putting me in check. :CONFUSED

Also, chess.com is the only reason I know Pub is still alive right now

[Tadao]

SEE!

[Colonel Flagg]

F*** chess I've been playing like crap today. >:

[Esuohlim]

I just got caught in a Conditional Move loop in my game against shyandquietguy. That never happened before and IT FREAKED ME OUT :(

[Shyandquietguy]

:lol I was doing a longer one for about five minutes straight until you logged on.

[Esuohlim]

Don't you love it when you hit "submit move" at the very instant you realize that it was the shittest move ever? >:

[Grislygus]

OH, YOU MEAN EVERY MOVE I'VE EVER MADE?

[Fathom Zero]

Anyone want to play Go? :lol

[Tadao]

Don't you love it when you hit "submit move" at the very instant you realize that it was the shittest move ever? >:

I fucking do that every time :(

[Esuohlim]

I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

Also GW is too goddamn good and I just want to trounce that ****** >:

[Colonel Flagg]

I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

I was wondering what happened ....

Also GW is too goddamn good and I just want to trounce that ****** >:

I'm trying to trick him into a draw :notbloodylikely

[Colonel Flagg]

10KVG is also too damned good. :(

[kahljorn]

thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/

[Shyandquietguy]

Jesus fucking Christ make a god damn account already Kahl.

I'm sick of just politely saying good game every now and then for no appearent reason.

[kahljorn]

i would but i dont want to lose my reputation as a smart person

[Colonel Flagg]

thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/

I would estimate the odds at winning as 3,768.7 to 1

[Colonel Flagg]

What do you all think of that "Tactics Trainer" thing?

I began by losing points at a prodigious rate, bottoming out in the mid 600's, and have since gradually increased my rating to a (maybe) respectable 870-ish. As my rating increases, I find the difficulty of the problems increases, but at a gradual rate.

I believe it is helping my game, if only to enable me to recognize certain game situations for what they are.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is it free?

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes, 3 scenarios per day. Of course, if you PAY you get unlimited access. Eff that, 3 tactics is about all I can handle in a 24 hour period!

[Esuohlim]

Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on

[Esuohlim]

Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever :(

[Tadao]

Man, I hate chess now. >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever :(

Would you believe I was planning that for about 4 moves? ;)

[Colonel Flagg]

I just made a stupid move against GW - and I know he will make me pay for it. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on

I just did one like that (oodles of pieces, 4 moves), and it didn't even end in checkmate! WTF??

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is gw genuine saucy?

ConditionalMove- yeah he is

:highfive

[Guitar Woman]

What does that conditional move shit even do? I wasn't aware it was a thing until like 5 minutes ago.

[Esuohlim]

You can set up future moves based on your opponent's anticipated move. For instance, it was obvious that your next move in our game was to take the rook so I set up my next move after that to save time

[Tadao]

Unlimited tactic trainer here.

http://chesstempo.com/

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm good for only 3 at a shot anyway. :shortattentionspan

[Colonel Flagg]

I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

Right back atcha, bro. :explode

[Esuohlim]

Flagg sometimes I like to be treated to dinner or a movie before my DAILY ANAL RAPE

[Colonel Flagg]

Next time, a reach-around. I promise.

[Tadao]

Dear Milhouse :


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm employing this new dynamic pawn only technique against milhouse.

[Colonel Flagg]

Color me interested. Here comes a challenge....

[Tadao]

I love it when conditional moves work. :lol Makes the other person all paranoid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How dare you.

You better hide your queens. Hide your pawns.

[Tadao]

I already predicted your next move! :eek

[kahljorn]

hide your queens hide your pawns hide your king cause we're rapin everyone up in here

:(

[Colonel Flagg]

I already predicted your next move! :eek

And I knew you were going to say that. :Psychic

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I already predicted your next move! :eek

With your high society premium account. I'm on to you.

hide your queens hide your pawns hide your king cause we're rapin everyone up in here

:(

:lo:(

[Tadao]

I don't have a premium account nigga.

[Pentegarn]

hide your queens hide your pawns hide your king cause we're rapin everyone up in here

:(

So you're saying you're climbin' on my chessboard and snatchin' my pawns up?

[Colonel Flagg]

Why do they call it "Chess 960"?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't have a premium account nigga.

How'd you do two conditional moves in a tow then guido?

[Colonel Flagg]

"THE JIG IS UP" indeed. >:

[Tadao]

You can do two, you just can't do two separate lines. nigga

Also, I would have a white crown next to my name if I was premium. nigga

[Colonel Flagg]

You could be "double-secret" premium. :pirate

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YEAH! What if it IS double secret???

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You can do two, you just can't do two separate lines. nigga

Also, I would have a white crown next to my name if I was premium. nigga

If we do this, there's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you, and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba playing in the background.

[Colonel Flagg]

That's just WRONG! :(

[Tadao]

All I hear is the sweet checkmate music.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You must hear that coming out of my speaker then.

[Esuohlim]

I forgot to go on vacation mode :lol

YOU WERE ALL SPARED A MIGHTY BEATDOWN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was wondering what happened.

THANK YOU FOR SPARING US.

[Colonel Flagg]

@ 10K - Gotcha! :picklehat

[Colonel Flagg]

Took me long enough. You're one tough playa.

[Colonel Flagg]

I forgot to go on vacation mode :lol

YOU WERE ALL SPARED A MIGHTY BEATDOWN

You had me on the ropes. :chatter

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

@ 10K - Gotcha! :picklehat

I went to check on the game and I was like "What?!?!?!"

Good game Flagg, I thought you were moving the rook out of the forks way. Instead you were moving in for the kill.

Flagg now has it coming out the speakers.

[Tadao]

:lol Flagg totally suprise checkmated me just now. WTF mang?

[Tadao]

JIGGAWHAT?

[Esuohlim]

Flagg is a CHESS JERK and he makes me feel completely awful about myself

[Colonel Flagg]

So, what y'all want is for me to LET YOU WIN? :eek

For the record, 10KVG has been tanning my hide for about the past month. My record against him is something like 1-3. Really, he's a much better player than I am. TRVTH.

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol Flagg totally suprise checkmated me just now. WTF mang?

I seriously was planning that as soon as I saw the piece arrangement. :lol

[Esuohlim]

For the record, 10KVG has been tanning my hide for about the past month. My record against him is something like 1-3. Really, he's a much better player than I am. TRVTH.

I was going to say that I had legit beaten 10kV once before, but then I remembered that I beat you once also. So you two are evenly matched in my eyes. GW, on the other hand, is a beast.

Shyandquietguy has the same bipolar playing style that I do where I can kick ass one moment and then completely ruin it for myself the next.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had this one game against shy and quiet guy where we were even. Then he did THE DIP on me.

[Pentegarn]

Normally hookers charge an extra 50 for that

[Tadao]

It's back on bitches.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah right. I'm rusty, dammit. >:

[Dimnos]

He is just trying to get your guard down before he sticks it in.

[Colonel Flagg]

No, I am rusty! I'll get my groove back though, and when I do .....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The fuckining will commence