Creampie?

[Studio8]

I need to know what a creampie is. I'm thinking it's just semen, but why a pie? Where does it go, how does it work?
The sooner I know, the better. Seriously.

[CaptainBubba]

Oh lordie this is why I come to this board. :)

[Aneurysm]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creampie

[adept_ninja]

its when you cum inside a girl and it comes out and looks like a creampie.

[kellychaos]

i just threw up in my mouth a lil' bit

[kahljorn]

"
creampie
When one person shoots their load in a woman's pussy and then they, or another person, proceeds to go down on them and eat the cum.
Hey! I fucked your mum last night and then made your dad eat the creampie.
"

:lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

jesus....where do they come up with this stuff?

[Aneurysm]

Haha. creampie isn't even the worst, not even close.

[Dragoon]

Wait till he asks about Snowballing.

[Ooner]

Let us not forget about felching, the anal equivilant to eating a creampie (chocolate cream pie?)

[ArrowX]

The good ol Pasedena Mudslide (Clevland Steamer) is most likeley the best one, followed closeley by the "Rusty Trombone"

[Mr. Vagiclean]

yeah or how about them clownjabs

[DSBurroughs]

I don't know, the mere mention of an Abe Lincoln is enough to give me nightmares...

[kellychaos]

Donkey punches! :)

[maggiekarp]

What the hell is a clownjab?

[ArrowX]

This is what came up on Google.

Trying to calm herself, she remembered Wally and Spanky and all the
>others. She knew they were inside, and somehow, in the brief moment
>that it took Bippo to open the car door, she convinced herself that
>they'd be able to make this nightmare end.

Bippo's wrenching screams of "IMPURE BITCH! HARLOT! TEMPTRESS!!!"
shook her from this, the last remotely comforting thought she would
have. The screeching KLANK of the car door opening reduced her body to
a jellyfish and her mind to endless repetition of
MOTHERMOTHERMOTHERMOMMYMOMMY as she strained to focus on the pile of
viscera and flesh inside--to identify not only Wally, Spanky, Porky,
and all the others--but to simply identify legs, arms, torsos, and
freakish, spattered clown heads suspended in perpetual horror.

Finally, in excruciatingly slow motion, she simultaneously felt her
face being pushed toward a pile of some red and white jellylike stuff
and felt Bippo's manhood jab her from behind. My God, she thought,
despite herself. He's so NAKED. My God. He's soooo MONSTROUS. My...my
God.

With nothing left to lose and nothing to gain, she let herself descend
slowly into the still-warm pile of squishy bowels as though she were
returning to the womb. Amniotic ooze surrounded her like a placenta as
she felt herself welcome Bippo's thrusting with her own.

At last, she answered the sensation of the icy-hot thin line
separating her body from her thoughts with a final, gurgling,
primordal howl that issued from her every pore: "LULUBELLE SOUP!
SOUP!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!"

[Mr. Vagiclean]

What the hell is a clownjab?

clownjab is when your partner dresses up as a clown and beats you upside in the nose with his/her fist.

After several blows your nose turns red and runny with blood and now you BOTH look like fucking clowns!




JK wouldn't that be something >:

[Rosenstern]

Isn't plain old fucking good enough for some people, anymore! I can't even imagine how desensitized to sex i would have to become in order for a clownjab to posibly turn me on! "Well, honey... we've done missionary, doggie, oral, mutual masturbation, around-the-world, everything in Kama Sutra, bondage, foot sex... You know what? The only we have yet to try is you dressing up like a clown and socking me in the fucking nose! Come on, now, baby! My big red nose is growing for you!"

[Chojin]

i do believe mister vc just said he was joking at the end of the post

do you need the gay internet [/SARCASM] bit at the end to further clue you in you fucking anus

[kellychaos]

What the hell is a clownjab?

clownjab is when your partner dresses up as a clown and beats you upside in the nose with his/her fist.

After several blows your nose turns red and runny with blood and now you BOTH look like fucking clowns!




JK wouldn't that be something >:

That's just not right. :lol

yer stupit

[Mr. Vagiclean]

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