I tell you, people make up such bull shit...

[Jonathan Clement]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp


You can tell by reading that that they're a cult... Billions of people in hell my ass. The quotes the used from the bible doesn't look like that to ME! Man, whoever said that all non-christians are sent to hell is a toal whack job...

[Sethomas]

Jack Chick is an endless supply of laughs. I wouldn't consult him for much else.

[davinxtk]

Someone please put a stop to this character.


Character or not.

[mburbank]

but Jesus loves him!

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I hope John isn't a character. I want to believe! :(

[kellychaos]

have you been saved?

[Mike P]

My favorite Chick Tract is the "Dungeons and Dragons" one. I also like the origin story of Chick Tracts, as it basically says that Chick stole the idea from Nazis.

Know what would really show Jack Chick, Jonathan Clement? Making a mock-religion for him. That would show him, right enough.

[Jeanette X]

Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?

DIDN'T I?!

*slap*

[Emu]

Hey, fuck the lot of you. Jack Chick is a lasting source of inspiration for the masses. Why, I would never have known that Muslims were moon people if not for him.

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.chick.com/tractimages65531/0046/0046_07.gif



look at that sneer

debbie is a bitch

[Mike P]

I think Jack Chick has a niece or granddaugher or something named Susy. There's quite a few tracts featuring the "Li'l Susy" character. Her father looks like a secret agent, and she herself takes pride on telling her fellow children about the wrongs of other religons and Halloween.

[Sethomas]

According to Jack Chick, gluons don't hold the protons of atoms together. Jesus Christ does.

[Mike P]

I don't think Jack Chick is his real name. I think he changed it so he would have the same initials as Jesus Christ... or Jonathan Clement.

[Rosenstern]

"Now that you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour, BUY MY BOOKS!"

[Lye]

http://www.chick.com/tractimages65531/1008/1008_14.gif
OH NO! :shocked

[Spectre X]

Are they on a PLANE?

[Jonathan Clement]

Ya, Jack Chick chick is just insane. He's also judgemental. It says that only GOD can decide wh goes to hell or heaven!

...And WHY do you think I'm a character, anyway?

I don't mind his comics existing, but they scare people into beleiving what isn't true.

All I know is that he's going to be one sorry fanatic if he ever starts making MANGA's...

[Jeanette X]

Ya, Jack Chick chick is just insane. He's also judgemental. It says that only GOD can decide wh goes to hell or heaven!


Main Entry: ob·vi·ous
Pronunciation: 'äb-vE-&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin obvius, from obviam in the way, from ob in the way of + viam, accusative of via way -- more at OB-, VIA
1 archaic : being in the way or in front
2 : easily discovered, seen, or understood: It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.

[Lye]

What are you trying to say Jeanette X?

[Pub Lover]

[It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.
I hadn't heard of Jack Chick until this thread, so I thank Clement for it. :(

[ziggytrix]

ok, obvious to every american mocker... i'm actually kinda suprised his litter has apparently found its way to Canadian windshields as well...

[Jeanette X]

[It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.
I hadn't heard of Jack Chick until this thread, so I thank Clement for it. :(

No! You'll encourage him!

[kellychaos]

Obviously, Jeanette is upset.