The TOY WARS Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 3!

[McClain]

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/fisto.jpg
FISTO!

[Mockery]

Christ McClain... out of all the He-Man figures you could have picked, you chose FISTO? Have I taught you nothing over the years? Besides being one of the most generic, uninteresting He-Man figures, Fisto was one of the gayest characters in the entire series. I mean his name says it all! Fist(ing)o :x

Well, I could choose from a plethora of He-Man figures to tear Fisto apart, which would be quite easy. Hell, even Prince Adam would give Fisto a run for his money. :lol But no, I'm not even gonna bother taking the easy route and slaughtering him with one of my mighty He-Man figures. I'll use something a little more menacing and brutal...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/virus.jpg
THE VIRUS!

[ItalianStereotype]

virus

[McClain]

That's just horrible. What kind of emotional attachment can you have to a gaggle of plastic pieced together haphazardly named "Virus"?

[Professor Cool]

virus

[Mockery]

If this war was abouyt emotional attachment, then you might have a case... though I'd still pick something evil like virus (which does talk and make stomping sounds) over your Fisting buddy over there. But this war is simply about what toy could kick the other toy's ass.

Nice attempt at saving yourself there though. Please let me know where to ship what's left of Fisto once this battle is done.

[ItalianStereotype]

i hate fisto.

dont worry mcclain, this little thing isnt against you yet. although i think some people vote for rog just because he is the "commander in chief"

[Mockery]

If they do, they're fucking idiots, cuz you don't get banned or some shit for voting against me. The only thing you might get is some fisting. It's just Fisto's way of thanking people for their support.

[James]

I really wanted McClain to win this time around. But dammit man, you're not giving me anything to work with! I mean, Fisto? You have a shitload of kickass toys, and you go for Fisto? Can I just say Fisto one more time? Fisto?

So yeah, I have to vote for Virus on this one. :(

[Skulhedface]

Virus wins. You could've picked Teela or something at least, McClain :(

[Psycho Squid]

I'm voting for Virus this round. If it were Moss Man or Mekaneck instead of Fisto, than McClain could have easily won this round. And I really wanted to vote for McClain this round. I hope that McClain is saving his big guns for last and is just letting Rog wins these first few rounds just to keep his guard down.

[Pub Lover]

FISTO! >:

[Zomboid]

Virus >:

[n00bward]

Virus

[McClain]

But this war is simply about what toy could kick the other toy's ass.

If that were the case I would have won the first two rounds.

[Mockery]

Keep that dream alive, Sport. There is also a "coolness-factor" in this war, and with toys like Fisto, you're definitely not winning over the crowd. Strategy my boy, strategy!

I had better see one hell of a toy from you come next round mister!

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah, this round is like.....a half hour from being over and i doubt that fisto is going to get the votes he needs.

[whoreable]

FISTO!!

[ItalianStereotype]

this round is done, virus raped fisto.

[Mockery]

3-0

I expected more of a challenge from you so far McClain.