Who is Jonathan Clement?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Let's take some guesses at this. Who do we have here?

[ziggytrix]

He first showed up in the DDAAF forum. I'm pretty sure he's not someone's character.

[Emu]

I get the feeling he's not a character. If he is, he's probably Pub Lover. :lol

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I was initially inclined to agree with that, but nobody could be so intentionally stupid. I refuse to believe it. It has become too contrived at this point, and I think I am in the character camp. >:

[Chojin]

He's more of a Mad Max type of guy. He does the same schtick on all sorts of boards, and I think he isn't doing it intentionally.

[Emu]

What other boards does he go to?

[Rosenstern]

nobody could be so intentionally stupid.

Sounds a little like Clark Kent talking about Superman (Stupidman in this case). Are you totally sure you aren't Jonathan, newsguy? Having a little fun under the disguise of a mental retard, eh? You should do what I do, and just be a retard naturally.

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a character.

[Rosenstern]

Follow-up question: Would Jonathan Clement proclaiming himself a "super clever person" on the poll (since he's the only one who would) in fact be a demonstration of his almighty stupidity?

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a boooooooot!

[ArrowX]

I....WILL....NOT....BE....BOUND!!!!

Jonny 'ol boy just admit it SPORTS!

[Rosenstern]

Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.

[Jonathan Clement]

Really, I'm not a Character. You can believe so, but I'm not.

[ArrowX]

It will drive you to the breaking point eventually. Because EVERYONE succumbs to the forum.

[Rosenstern]

OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with? He might as well just start a thread called "I am so darn smart! You are all dumber than I is!"

Then, given recent trends, he would probably start another one on the same topic two days later with a couple displaced letters in the title and call it a completely original thread. He rolls like that, biatch.

[Immortal Goat]

I'm not a boooooooot!
:boot Johnny's School photo!

EDIT: Has anyone conseidered that this could by Johnny Darko? He got banned, right? I don't remember enough of that guy to determine if this is him or not.

[Jonathan Clement]

Not boot, BOT! It's what those AIM bot's say when you type in "bot". "lol. I'm not a bot. Did you really think I was?" And I'm not a character. I'm a real person.

[glowbelly]

prove it by posting some sort of photo id >:

[Emu]

OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with?

Actually, I voted for that one.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.

Who the hell are you???

[ziggytrix]

he's Guildencrantz

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Oh, well in that case.......

[Pub Lover]

"Super Clever Person"?

Actually, I voted for that one.
Because you think I am Clement? :)

[Emu]

yeah

[kahljorn]

"prove it by posting some sort of photo id"

That won't work, if it was a smart character he could just find something online. But then, if he's honest he could just show the face that was on his avatar.
I think the avatar thing makes it look like a character, though. Picking a retarded face to act as your visual identity? I think that clues it off right there.

Mystery solved :(

[Rosenstern]

he's Guildencrantz

Trust me. If Guildencrantz was a character of mine, I would use him more often. There's no way you all (if any of you) are going to believe this, but that idiot is actually an unoriginal real-life friend of mine. I told him about these forums, told him my name on it, and made the misjudgement of joking that he should use the other name. Sounds like i'm covering my ass, but it's the honest truth. once that lazy asshole starts posting more, you'll see that we are not the same person.

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm a real person dispite what you may think. I know I seem like a phyco, but that's because I have Bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.

[Chojin]

it's just the lord testing you jc, keep your head up high

[kellychaos]

nobody could be so intentionally stupid.

Sounds a little like Clark Kent talking about Superman (Stupidman in this case). Are you totally sure you aren't Jonathan, newsguy? Having a little fun under the disguise of a mental retard, eh? You should do what I do, and just be a retard naturally.

That kind of reminded me of when Terri Hatcher hosted SNL. Just sayin'

[Mike P]

I'm a real person despite what you may think. I know I seem like a psycho, but that's because I am bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.

Real or not, work on your spelling.

[Emu]

He didn't spell anything wrong, you twit. Are you trying to be the next Mike or something? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I know I sometimes seem like seaweed myself. :eek

[ziggytrix]

he's Guildencrantz

Trust me. If Guildencrantz was a character of mine, I would use him more often. There's no way you all (if any of you) are going to believe this, but that idiot is actually an unoriginal real-life friend of mine. I told him about these forums, told him my name on it, and made the misjudgement of joking that he should use the other name. Sounds like i'm covering my ass, but it's the honest truth. once that lazy asshole starts posting more, you'll see that we are not the same person.

uh, i was just making fun of your screen name. never even noticed the other guy, but as long as we're talking about it, may i ask if naming yourself after a hybridization of two disposable bit characters was intentionally ironic or not?

[Mike P]

Jonathan Clement's Original Post: I'm a real person dispite what you may think. I know I seem like a phyco, but that's because I have Bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.

Jonathan Clement's Fixed Post: I'm a real person despite what you may think. I know I seem like a psycho, but that's because I am bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.

[sadie]

duh!

[Pub Lover]

Hey Mike, 'Phyco' is seaweed. :(