!!! SIGN UP FOR THE 2005 MOCK WARS !!!

[Chojin]

THE MOCK WARS HAVE BEGUN (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=30)

YOU MAY STILL SIGN UP TO VOTE. POST YOUR REQUEST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT TO BE A VOTER.

CURRENT PARTICIPANTS

COMPETITORS
Chojin
Orange Juice Bruce
Max Burbank
CaptainBubba
Soundtest
Guitar Woman
ScruU2wice
Sethomas
Sam
Ziggy Trix
The One and Only
Jin
Shipwreck
Dr. Boogie
Studio8
The Retro Kat
Rongi
Mockery
Schimid
Jaeger S. Meistersen
Carnivore

VOTERS (in addition to the above)
MLE
Emu
Perndog
Sadie
Carnivore is God
Thebiggameover
Glowbelly
Tropical
Black Flag
Jixby Phillips
Bod
Animal Cracker
Sicktodeathmx
DavinXTK
Fartinmowler
King Hadas
ItalianStereotype
Protoclown

If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the information thread: The 2005 Annual I-Mockery Mock Wars (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=19791)

RULES

GENERAL

Do not post in someone else's fight thread. If you do, you will be removed from the tournament and possibly banned. We will have a commentary thread available for you to talk about the fights.

VOTERS

The tournament is run in single-elimination style, and voters are voting on who they feel 'won' each fight this time. Voters may vote on whatever matches they choose, but we urge you to read and vote on them all. Competitors may not vote on their own matches (this is because some idiot would always forget to vote for himself and end up getting screwed).

COMPETITORS

- No hotlinking of any kind.
Competitors will have hosting available on the I-Mockery servers so that we can preserve the fights without broken links. Save any pictures you want to use to your hard disk and then upload them to us. We'll make it really easy for you to upload stuff. Trust me.

- No editing.
You will not be able to edit your posts. So double-check what you're posting before you post it.

- Notify us first if there will be Not Safe For Work material.
If you want to post a picture of naked pygmies being disembowled to really drive home the point that your opponent has pre-marital affairs with UNICEF-aided children, go ahead. However, you must PM an administrator first and ask them to tag your thread [NSFW]. Only after your thread has this tag may you post that shit.


SCHEDULING

Signups will run through this week (Oct 31 - Nov 4). Here's basically what's going on:

The first round, Qualifiers, will be a free-for-all thread for all the participants to rumble in. This round will last 6 days. At the end, everyone will vote on their top 10 favorite mockers of the qualifiers. You will not vote on who 'won', but rather who put on the best show. The winners will be the largest power of 2 available, up to 32, and seeded so that #1 fights #32, and so on. The contest will run for 5 rounds, for 6 weeks, avoiding holidays.

Rounds will last 3 days, either Sun-Mon-Tue or Wed-Thurs-Fri. Rounds open at noon on the first day and end at midnight on the final day (Eastern Standard Time, GMT -4). Before each round, you and your opponent will pick which of those 3-day sets you prefer. Voting begins at midnight on Friday and runs until 9 PM on Saturday.

The blocks of time for the rounds are:

Qualifiers: November 6-11
Round 1: Nov 13-15 or Nov 16-18
Round 2: Nov 20-22 or Nov 23-25 (Keep in mind Thanksgiving is the 24th)
Round 3: Nov 27-29 or Nov 30-Dec 2
Round 4 (Semifinals): Dec 4-6 or Dec 7-9
Round 5 (Finals): Dec 11-13 or Dec 14-16


PARTICIPATION

Anyone with a custom title may participate. Getting a custom title requires a donation to the board of at least $2. Emphasis on at least, as we have server bills to pay. If you've already donated, feel free to do again now.

People specifically invited to the Wars from admins do not have to donate. If you know someone who would like to join but cannot afford the $2 donation fee, let me know and we'll review whether they're important enough to get in free.

Participation takes 3 forms:
Competing - Entering into the tournament.
Voting - Voting on tournament matches.
Reading - Reading tournament matches before the rounds close. Once the rounds close, they will be moved to a public forum so everyone can read.

If you want to donate to the boards, CLICK HERE (http://www.i-mockery.com/donate.php) to do so.

All participants may vote and read, obviously. If you want to compete, you need to sign up in this thread before midnight on Sunday. STATE WHETHER YOU WANT TO COMPETE, VOTE, OR JUST READ.

[Protoclown]

Haha, man those were the days back when we did the first one of these. I'd love to participate again, but I don't think I have the time, and I don't know enough about the current new batch of losers to pull out old material to make fun of them with.

[mburbank]

I'll play. I have no idea how much I'll be able to bring to the table do to time constraints, but I'll do the Rocky VIII thing.

[Chojin]

I'd love to participate again, but I don't think I have the time, and I don't know enough about the current new batch of losers to pull out old material to make fun of them with.
Since when did this contest rely on knowing anything about the person? This is the internet, you make up problems for people. So get in and play you jerk >:

Damn glad you want to play, Max, I wouldn't want to do it without you.

[Schimid]

Don't know if I'll have the time to participate. I'm definitely up for voting, though :O

EDIT - remember that one time? i gave you guys money to get into the movie theatre so you could play DDR?

does that count as a donation? := :=

EDIT DOS - oh yeah and you guys still have all my games in emily's car, that counts am i rite

[King Hadas]

I don't use paypal, is there any other way I can donate to the boards?

[Anonymous]

If I'm not banned I would like to have a final farewell battle >:

[Immortal Goat]

Hell, I may chip some cash in. I would probably get stomped, but what the hell, right? It's the internet, and it's for fun. Oh, and for Mockery's bills.

[Mockery]

I don't use paypal, is there any other way I can donate to the boards?
Yep, simply drop me a PM and I'll send you the info on how to do so.

[CaptainBubba]

I'ma play your game.

[sadie]

i have donated to the boards, but i didn't get a title.

[Dr. Boogie]

Well whaddaya want?

[soundtest]

i'm in but i don't have a lot of time to participate either so if i suck then that is the only reason why because if i had the time.........look out! muahahaha

[Chojin]

Yeah, I get that a lot of you don't have a lot of time. That's why you can choose which half of the week you compete in. JERSK

[glowbelly]

ok i wanna do this, i do...but i don't want to say i'll be able to do it and then have to not do it cause i have to do responsible mommy things.

we also might be moving again, which would put a huge damper on the whole internet access thing.

what should i do? what should i do??

[Chojin]

You should sign up and delay your move until the new year, which you should do anyway because moving right before Christmas is a stupid idea. YOU HEAR ME. STUPID IDEA.

[glowbelly]

ok. i'm in.

ya'll better watch out. i took on jaeger in the first round last time and trounced his mean ass.

even though chojin voted against me >:

[Chojin]

Yeah, but I was an unfunny idiot at the time.

[glowbelly]

well, i was a drunk :\

[kahljorn]

I was a hippopotamus.

[Emu]

I don't have the time to compete since I don't have the internet for most of the day now since I have to take care of my grandma :( But I will gladly vote :)

[Guitar Woman]

Count me the hell in :D

[Perndog]

I'll be a registered voter guy. Sounds like fun.

[kahljorn]

I'm scared you guys will hurt my feelings or something.

[Guitar Woman]

I have to fight with all the people who I don't hate :(

[Rongi]

i will fight

[King Hadas]

Okay guys, I've stolen two bucks from my grandmas purse while she was sleeping from the benadril I slipped in her tea and have sent it directly to RoGs house. I feel tough as hell right now, sign me up for the battle zone.

[Chojin]

Kay, what do you want for your title?

[ScruU2wice]

I would like to sign up as a competitor.

[Sethomas]

I just donated money, so I shall participate. Feel free to suggest what my title should be.

[Sam]

I'll sign up to be cannon fodder. :(

[sadie]

Well whaddaya want?
you pick something. :P

[sadie]

and i'd like to vote. i suck at prolonged bouts of fighting.

[Sethomas]

I think there should be a three-way between Carnivore, OAO, and myself for the title of Master of Pretension.

But libertarians don't donate, do they.

[CaptainBubba]

SUCK IT. YOU LOSE ALREADY HAHAHA.

[Sethomas]

Amateur. :rolleyes

[Dr. Boogie]

you pick something. :P

Ok.

[Chojin]

Speaking of OAO, somebody tell him about this.

[Chojin]

You all have until tomorrow night to sign up.

[Dixie]

I'd like to sign up to vote. I'm not fighter material against these heavy weights, I embarrass myself enough without anyone's help. :)

[ziggytrix]

sign me up, pending donation and title and all that jazz.

not sure how long my paypal credit card transaction will take, but it ought to be quick.

[thebiggameover]

You all have until tomorrow night to sign up.

wait!! thats not enough time for my money to get to mock in the mail!!! i wanted to vote too...
:(

[Chojin]

If you promise, I can just put you in...

NOOB, GOD.

[whoreable]

good luck in the fights yall i hope no one gets hurt!

[jin]

I wouldn't mind giving it a shot ;>

[The One and Only...]

Sign me up, but there's a chance I won't have access to a computer sometime in December. Weekend long tourneys and whatnot.

[sadie]

Ok.
:love

[ItalianStereotype]

I too shall rage against the unwashed masses of I-Mockery


GRAR

[James]

Mock Wars are for faggots.

[ItalianStereotype]

i like dogs

[ItalianStereotype]

uh, it's funny because it's true?

[ItalianStereotype]

god damn me :<

[ItalianStereotype]

I mean, I've been trying NOT to like dogs, but you like what you like

[ItalianStereotype]

I can't help who or what I love, fuck you for judging me :<

[Shipwreck]

Alright, you lilly-livered nancy yancy boys. Don't expect me to wipe your tears away after you start crying for Mommy.

[DJ Potatoe]

I hope to god shipwreck will be in the mock wars!!!

[FartinMowler]

what heappend to the Triad (I forget the correct name) :/ or Cap n Crunch?

Mock Wars are for faggots.

I'd like to fight James :)

[glowbelly]

:( i'm out before i could even start :(

sorry, chojin. too much shit happening over here. we might be moving and we're supposed to head down to north carolina this month and i forgot about thanksgiving and i have a kid who is starting to stand/crawl/creep etc...

i could be a voter, though...maybe. :(

oh sad day :(

:(

:(

[sadie]

what part of north carolina?? i'm right on the border!!

[DJ Potatoe]

Karen! You have to play...if you don't, I swear to god I'm gonna cry! And you'll have to LIVE with THAT! How you gonna do it, HUH?!?!?

[glowbelly]

sadie: rutherfordton

ojb: i make boys cry. it's my specialty.

[Dr. Boogie]

Alright, I'm in too, I guess.

[DJ Potatoe]

:-) Karen, I <3 You.

Doc, glad you're in! Good to see you again.

[Black Flag]

man, does that mean i'd have to donate to vote? fer real?

[Dr. Boogie]

Furreal.

[Chojin]

$2 is a large investment, I know, but think of the benefits.

[Chojin]

Okay guys I'm going on vacation this weekend so some other admin will need to handle tonight's signups. HERE IS WHAT YOU DO.

1. Edit my post to include the people
2. Go to the usergroups page (http://www.i-mockery.net/groupcp.php), click 'view information', then add the new person's name in the box at the bottom an clik 'add member'.

I'll set up the WAR THREAD in the 2005 mock wars forum on Monday.

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm all over this.

[Chojin]

Oh and we might as well extend signups over the weekend since i"m not gonna be here anyway :<

[James]

:( i'm out before i could even start :(

sorry, chojin. too much shit happening over here. we might be moving and we're supposed to head down to north carolina this month and i forgot about thanksgiving and i have a kid who is starting to stand/crawl/creep etc...

i could be a voter, though...maybe. :(

oh sad day :(

:(

:(

WAHAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

Fartin, I'm not competing. Chojin was trying to make me, but I won't be able to. I might be moving and I have babies and thanksgiving is trying to kill me but maybe I could vote if the ballots aren't too confusing am I right Florida? Hahaha topical humor.

[The One and Only...]

But libertarians don't donate, do they.

My very act of spending time here is a donation. You should treasure it.

[Dr. Boogie]

It must be a charitable donation, because I've written it off.

[glowbelly]

:lol

james, i'm sorry that it bothers you that i have responsible adult things to attend to. it will happen to you one day, too. promise. :(

[James]

Are you implying you want to have my baby?

[The Retro Kat]

If at all possible, I'll be in, in whatever way possible, possibly.

[FartinMowler]

I already was planning a really wierd script based on James >:

James

Hey, Doogie

Doogie (James college room mate)

Dude I was so high last night

James

Oh, Ya I know you stabbed me and then lit my couch on fire


Doogie

Dude, I'm sorry about that, Did that hooker I bought you do the trick?

James

That was a hooker? I thought she liked me

Doogie

Uh, no dude she was $500 from my Meth sales "crazy money" You know when you have too much money and you just want to go "crazy" (holds hands in air waving them)

James

I'm going to write about this in my College paper

[Tropical]

I'd like to sign up as a voter. :D

Thanks

[Studio8]

I'm fucking in. As a competitor.

[James]

I already was planning a really wierd script based on James >:

James

Hey, Doogie

Doogie (James college room mate)

Dude I was so high last night

James

Oh, Ya I know you stabbed me and then lit my couch on fire


Doogie

Dude, I'm sorry about that, Did that hooker I bought you do the trick?

James

That was a hooker? I thought she liked me

Doogie

Uh, no dude she was $500 from my Meth sales "crazy money" You know when you have too much money and you just want to go "crazy" (holds hands in air waving them)

James

I'm going to write about this in my College paper


Man, it's a good thing I'm not signing up then! :chatter

[Black Flag]

ok! so i donated!

am i cool now?

[Lotida]

ok! so i donated!

am i cool now?

The fact that you had to ask that question makes you soooooooo uncool! >:

[sadie]

way to get it, lotida.

[Dr. Boogie]

ok! so i donated!

am i cool now?

Verily.

Would you like a title?

[kellychaos]

I'm so cool, I got frostbite. :verily

[AngPur]

Someone should try to get Jonathan Clement in this. It would be great. No trying tobe funny, just mormonesque babble.

[Yggdrasill]

Chojin invited him but it's not fair to the rest because Jonathon has the REAL god on his side.

[Black Flag]

Verily.

Would you like a title?


heck yeah!

can it be "has a title!"

cause, i'm just so proud!

[Dr. Boogie]

Done and done. Consider yourself a registered voter.

[Chojin]

I'm back. I added Retro Kat because somebody somebody somebody forgot to. Also, blackflag, did you want to compete or just vote? You're in as a voter right now.

Less than 6 and 1/2 hours left to go! Get signed up now OR REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Also, if you've signed up but you're not on the list in the first post in this thread, let me know so I can correct it.

[Black Flag]

just lookin to vote

[Chojin]

2 HOURS LEFT TO ENTER OH GOD OH FUCK

[CaptainBubba]

BEGIN >:

[Chojin]

Okay, signups are over. I'm going to make the qualifier threads in the 2005 Mock Wars forum now.

[Mock Wars Admin]

THE MOCK WARS HAVE BEGUN (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=30)

NOTE: Competition signups are closed, but if you still want to sign up to vote, this can be done at any time. Make your request in this thread, but don't expect as prompt a reply.

[Yggdrasill]

I donated! Can I be a voter now?

[ItalianStereotype]

considering the general disgust that everyone feels towards you on the boards, do you really think that you could vote impartially?

[Yggdrasill]

I'll vote for whoever is funniest and so far it isn't you.

I want the title "Generally Disgusted" so everyone will know how they feel about me >:

[ItalianStereotype]

forgive me if I'm not emotionally wounded because a man who represents himself with two crackers fucking thinks I'm not exactly "king of the hill"

[ScruU2wice]

you're forgive, but I didnt think you needed to apologize.

[Big McLargehuge]

you guys can go ahead and put me straight into the final round. I didn't want to bother with signing up for the monkey slap fest that the first coupla rounds are assured to be.

Oh and i don't think i should have to pay for my title either, i am more broke than any of you can imagine. If you could just go ahead and give me whatever old titles you have laying around, don't you have like a program for low income individuals or something?

[whoreable]

i wanna see you jerks

[Protoclown]

I will vote. :eek