Care for a round?

[Rosenstern]

I certainly will not be competing in the Mockwars 05, so if anyone wants to warm up with a fairly easy opponent, just start the insults commin my way!

[MetalMilitia]

i heard that ur moms gay >:

[Emu]

pull your thumb out of your ass so you can hear me here cuz it's comin' DOWN


i got nothin'

[Guitar Woman]

I just thought up a bunch of stuff for MW, but there's no way in hell I'm wasting it on you. >:

[kellychaos]

In my high school calculus class, there was this kid that would lean in and arm-block his paper during tests and still get Cs. :lol

[The Retro Kat]

You're a faggot with a bachelor's degree in sucking dick and a master's in sucking ass.

[FartinMowler]

Rosenstern

Mom

Rosensterns mom

what son?

Rosenstern

I've got something to tell you

Rosensterns mom

what is it son?

Rosenstern

I peed my bed


Rosensterns mom

Your room smells like pee

Rosenstern

Do you want to rap?

Rosensterns mom

(starts doing drum and bass with her mouth)

You peed in the bed

You peed on the ceiling

You peed in your sock drawer

Rosenstern (comes in on the half beat)

I'm just a peeing machine

Smell my wiener it's clean

I've never hit the toilet or run with the boyz

I'm a white jew boy that has no self control

(does a spin and high fives mom) :/

[Rosenstern]

You're a faggot with a bachelor's degree in sucking dick and a master's in sucking ass.

But of course, none of it could ever possibly compare to your phd in ass-packology.

[Rosenstern]

i heard that ur moms gay >:

It's not so much that she's gay as it is that she has a penis and had to screw a woman, or have no sexual experience ever in her pathetic little life. It's kinda like Cartman's mom, but uglier.

Apparently she's also a rapper.

[kellychaos]

self deprication is the easy way out, nigga!

[Pram Maven]

You should lay into me, Rosenstern. I'd like to see what you come up with. Maybe photoshop me into a timid little corner.

[Emu]

thanks, nose

[sadie]

i guess he really is dead in a box now.

[Pram Maven]

thanks, nose

Am I missing something here? What are you thanking me for?

[Misdemonar]

for sucking?

[Misdemonar]

is there going to be a mock wars '06?

[Pram Maven]

Do you mean,

POSTX2
?

Yes, probably.

As far as sucking, you're supposed to be setting a good example, and I'm following your lead, so... If I suck, you suck too.

[Misdemonar]

Then stop following me >: !!!111!!1

[Pram Maven]

OKAY!!!111oneoneone

[MetalMilitia]

Nose why did you put "one" at the end of your post? I don't understand.

[Pram Maven]

:rolleyes

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=LOL%21%21%21111ONEONEONE

I was just making a cliche'd joke about over-exicited posters.

[MetalMilitia]

oh... was it supposed to be funny? :|

[Pram Maven]

Not to the humorless...

Fucking A, get off my back already!

[MetalMilitia]

oh, right.
Did anyone else find it funny?

[Pram Maven]

Do you honestly need the approval of everyone else to determine if something was funny or not?

*steps out of the conversation for a bit*

A man, arguing a point blindly while I try not to spill my drink from laughing at his unintentionally hilarious, one-dimensional diatribes.. This should be on pay-per-view.

*steps back into the conversation*

Are you okay? I didn't mean to hurt you that bad...

[Pram Maven]

http://x2.putfile.com/2/3115482753.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Nose, you know there is one thing more pathetic than putting a "one" at the end of your exclamation marks; declaring yourself the winner of a mockwar.

I know you are trying to make a name for yourself as a dangerously witty mocker with the mental capacity of five thousand suns, but i'm afraid you have only suceeded in making yourself seem foolish and annoying.

Although your multidimentional retort to this post will well and truly put me in my place, I hope you take my words to heart.

[The Retro Kat]

Why the fuck did prog revive this piece of fucking shit thread in the first place?

[Pram Maven]

http://x2.putfile.com/2/3211444993.jpg

Why, do you still want an autograph or something?

[MetalMilitia]

haha thats funny because you took what I said, then crudly photoshopped it into a vaugly humerous picture and changed my name to Jixby Phillips.... for some reason.

Your in your face, Internet attitude spells doom for us all.

[Pram Maven]

*LMAO*

Well, that's what I get for hating two different posters at the same time. I'm crap at multitasking.

However, I found a very nifty way to get back at someone on this site.

Details to follow.

[MetalMilitia]

I can hardly contain my anticipation. :|

[Pram Maven]

Hint: Anything you do in life, can never be undone.

[MetalMilitia]

Why do I get the feeling whatever naferious plan you are hatching is incredibly gay.

[Pram Maven]

Stop hitting on me!

[MetalMilitia]

Oh damn, you've got my number. I like nothing better than hitting on adolescent boys via the Internet

[Pram Maven]

I'm 28, you post-pubescent fart huffer.

[Emu]

That just makes it that much sadder.

[Chojin]

Do you honestly need the approval of everyone else to determine if something was funny or not?

*steps out of the conversation for a bit*

A man, arguing a point blindly while I try not to spill my drink from laughing at his unintentionally hilarious, one-dimensional diatribes.. This should be on pay-per-view.

*steps back into the conversation*

Are you okay? I didn't mean to hurt you that bad...
*laughs heartily*

*bakes a cake*

[Pram Maven]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Chojin, you're awesome!

[Chojin]

uh

[Matt Harty]

The best way to win an argument is to lay down and die, great job with the

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Chojin, you're awesome!


A REAL THUMBS UP

[Pram Maven]

/sarcasm, right?

[MetalMilitia]

Wait... Thats not a real BB tag is it?

[Seven Force]

*bakes a cake*

So...what kind of cake is it?

[Misdemonar]

Flesh and cinder!

[Pram Maven]

Ohhhh man, you guys are lucky that I'm not using my nick from the FLOW boards. (I've had it since 1996)... I would take you all to task (each in bite sized chunks; I wouldn't want to give myself indigestion) :D

Hmmm, where do I start? Ahhh, I'll just do it in another thread.

*takes a bite out of Chojin's cake* HEY!!! This has something it it to which I am allergic! You did this on PURPOSE!

*face swelling up like a babboon's ass*

[Matt Harty]

hey remember that thread you buried yourself in irony and everyone pointed out how you suck

[Pram Maven]

Yeah.

Remember all of those earliest threads that you ever posted before your found your comedic footing? No? Well that's okay, because you haven't gone anywhere since then!

Enjoy the ride back to the cold hard ground that is the truth!

[Matt Harty]

I don't really post threads.

[sadie]

those dreads must be holding you back!

[Pram Maven]

I don't really post threads.

Gee, fuck, I got zinged. :(

*ROFFLEBURGERS*

[Matt Harty]

you're doing a fine job of insulting your own intelligence, why stop you?

[Pram Maven]

You're doing a nice job of boring me, but I'm going to stop you now, because of the aforementioned.