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Jonathan Clement
Nov 5th, 2005, 02:32 AM
"God doesn't WANT us to go to hell!" SO IF HE DOESN'T WANT US TO GO TO HELL, WHY THE FUCK DOES HE SCREW US OVER SO THAT BILLIONS ARE STILL GOING TO HELL?! GOD, I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KILL JACK CHICK AND THEN KILL MYSELF! HIS COMICS ARE MAKING ME GO INSANE!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I feel like I want to light myself on fire so I'll get used to hell! If THIS kind of God rules our universe, I look FORWARD to the flames and torments of hell! Then he'll be SAD that I wasn't saved!!!
Sethomas
Nov 5th, 2005, 02:52 AM
Capital idea, chap. Please commence.
Jonathan Clement
Nov 5th, 2005, 03:52 AM
I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...
sadie
Nov 5th, 2005, 10:01 AM
see, jonathan, the problem is you're not being a good little christian. didn't your pastor tell you not to venture forth into the real world with its maddeningly wide scope of views?
KevinTheOmnivore
Nov 5th, 2005, 11:20 AM
You're so last month. :rolleyes
Jeanette X
Nov 5th, 2005, 11:30 AM
you're (P) Pronunciation Key (yr; yr when unstressed)
Contraction of you are.

your ( P ) Pronunciation Key (yr, yôr, yr; yr when unstressed)
adj. The possessive form of you.
Used as a modifier before a noun: your boots; your accomplishments.
A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.
Informal. Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: your basic three-story frame house.
KevinTheOmnivore
Nov 5th, 2005, 11:44 AM
I don't know who Brian Fellow is. :(
El Blanco
Nov 5th, 2005, 12:22 PM
A man with a sixth grade education and love for all animals great and small.
kellychaos
Nov 5th, 2005, 12:38 PM
was this, really, worth a thread?

just sayin'
Yggdrasill
Nov 5th, 2005, 02:37 PM
I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...

It is GOOD to know the REAL god. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, MASTURBATION and NO SODOMY am I right Jon?

I just WENT to your forum (http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/) for the FIRST time and WOW I think I :love LOVE :love you Jonathon Clement. And yes, DOWN the road everyone WILL feel sorry for MOCKING you, in the name of Jesus Christ, ramen.
Rosenstern
Nov 5th, 2005, 02:57 PM
The difference between Jonathan Clement and myself is that I suck and I know it, and will continue to suck until I die. Jon also seems to love the sound of his own retarded voice, but he likes to think he's a decent human being, for some reason.
FurankuS
Nov 5th, 2005, 10:04 PM
The REAL God gives you extra mining skill.


(Read his comic, it is comedy gold of the highest caliber)
Jonathan Clement
Nov 6th, 2005, 01:38 AM
lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...
Rosenstern
Nov 6th, 2005, 01:45 AM
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TORTURE SHALL CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeanette X
Nov 6th, 2005, 01:47 AM
lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...

NO YOU FUCKING WON'T! STOP POLLUTING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW, YOU RETARDED FUCK!
Marc Summers
Nov 6th, 2005, 02:46 AM
From: Jonathan Clement
To: Marc Summers
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:48 pm
Subject: I'm not a characer...


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT >:
davinxtk
Nov 6th, 2005, 09:50 AM
I'm thinking maybe we should get him and Vinth together...
mburbank
Nov 6th, 2005, 05:41 PM
Chocolate Babies?
Jonathan Clement
Nov 6th, 2005, 06:22 PM
HUAAAWWW!!!
Rosenstern
Nov 6th, 2005, 09:53 PM
Hehe... He's playing Marine, now. Unfortunately, he somehow managed to mispronounce "OORAH!" That's because he's a retard.
Jonathan Clement
Nov 7th, 2005, 02:41 AM
No, I'm playing Al Pacino.
Sethomas
Nov 7th, 2005, 02:47 AM
You're playing lame with incredible realism.
kellychaos
Nov 7th, 2005, 05:00 PM
he's playing with the very nano-gears of the universe :(